That guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

It's 5:30pm, get it right.

That's the joke.

We need a new plague.

>that guy who wears long johns to the gym

>What shorts should I wear to the gym?
Hmmm...
Hmmmmmm... You ever heard of gym shorts? I bet you wear t-shirts too.

>that guy who does sit ups in the squat rack

Fatty here. Been going to the gym about a month now.

What exactly is wrong with basketball shorts? I don't wear them, I just don't see the issue.

>that guy who does power cleans on the lat pulldown machine

You wear basketball shorts when you play basketball, not when you're working out at the gym.
It's like using butt plugs as ear plugs.

Get what right?

>that guy who yawns in between sets

>that guy who cooks bacon topless

does anyone have the last picture of steve jobs photoshopped with these clothes over it?

Bret Hart does this.

>guy has really impressive body
>see him at the gym for the first time
>great looking upper body
>he is in shorts
>mfw no legs
>he seriously looked like he had the bottom half of a 14 year old boy

I've seen this far too often with white people. Crazy good upper body, shit legs.

All the black guys at the gym I go to train legs like crazy and they're way more meathead than the curlbros. Why the fuck are white people skipping leg day?

does this really matter? its not too far off from gym shorts anyways. I understand if you get mad at the smelly indian dude wearing a polo shirt, fashion jeans, pumas, and all the cologne he could find, but come on. No one would look at you twice if you walked in with basketball shorts

From the front this looks like you're calling yourself a pussy nigger. That's just dumb

>does this really matter
Of course it doesn't. But Veeky Forums is full of autismocommanders.

l-lewd..

I don't see any niggers competing in the squat or the deadlift.

>That guy who saved that image from /r9k/ and shitposts on Veeky Forums with it

i found that image here on Veeky Forums a while back. maybe you can guess what the thread was about

Can't fool a master ruseman, padawan

ew, stop talking to me you dirty weeb nerd

But you talk to me everyday.

Sure, nigger. Tell me when a nigger wins any strongman challenge in this world.

Jeans, obviously.

kek

>that guy who wears onesies to the gym and has a winnie the pooh goblet with protein shake
i do this on occasions

>that guy who goes to the gym with shaved legs and shorts on

bruh

So mad for nothing.

guys in basketball shorts are pretty qt
cluecless qts

>scrawny whites in the gym

So mad for (niggers' achievement(s) which is) nothing.

i wear swimming trunks all the time and i hardly ever go swimming

how

>that guy who maintains a routine of shitposting

Swimming trunks are too tight around my balls and shaft. Sometimes I think it'll shrink em from being cooped up so much.

>pussy nigga

sounds about right

>does this really matter?

hey guys, i wore long johns while doing crossfit for a long time. Am i in trouble?

>wearing pants to the gym
But seriously If you post this shitthread one more time, I swear I'm going to personally beat you up with my metal bat then reck your computer

>That guy who lays on the bench press backwards, puts his legs on the bar and does sit-ups

I've seen at least two people do this

>the guy who wears flipflops to the gym working out next to the guy who drops his weights after each set
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS

>that guy who wears shorts, a tshirt and joggers to the gym
I am that guy and I see literally nothing wrong with this,

>The people who go to the gym to do bodyweight exercises
y tho

I would watch this for hours. Same exhilaration as Final Destination, but more identifiable.

>Guy who uses baby powder in the locker room

>that guy who browses fit in between reps

wew lad

You wear this, basketball shorts are under the knees and look disgusting.

Its a discipline thing.
For some people it's easier to make themselves go to the gym and workout than to just workout wherever they are, because the only thing they can do at the gym is workout.

If you sit at home to do the workout you might give in to the weakness inside yourself and just skip the workout, because you have other stuff to do, or you're just feeling lazy.

Actually going into the gyms puts you in the mindset of, "Yes, I'm going to do my workout, that is why I came here."

>Its a discipline thing.