How do I reach chad god mode? PPL?

post pics for confirmation

>white
>jawline
>perfect muscle insertions
>at least 6'
>thick wrists, large hands

just think, somewhere out there, aliens have technology that can just rearrange your atoms to make you into this.

>blonde hair
>hanging out with a manlet
>posting yourself next to your dad's pool

lmao these aren't alphas, they're basically women. Women do this same shit. REMINDER, CHAD doesn't use instagram on a daily basis to get laid. He posts 1 picture on a bi-weekly basis and still gets laid because he has /DARK HAIR/ and is jacked as fuck.

>you use instagram every day with filters and hashtags to attract gay men
>CHAD literally eats PIZZA and posts 1 picture every 2 weeks and gets new pussy every day

Implying CHAD is CONCEITED and needs to use SOCIAL MEDIA to get SHAVED PUSSY

>he thinks Veeky Forums is multiple people

Don't you know Veeky Forums is just you and one other guy?

REEEEEEEEE STOP EATING THE PIZZA SIDEWAYS

> implying it's not one autist talking to AI
Does anyone like vanilla ice cream?

I thought you people used this exact picture to show what Chad looks like though

middle guy is dyel or just shit genetics, either one

their models, probably got paid to do that picture. cry harder nigger hair.

What's with all the chad threads these days?

where do i get those pants? inb4 ck site already checked

It would be enough to go back in time and start lifting when 13. I have all the attributes (apart from jawline maybe, but would try that orthotropic stuff, which would probably fix it), but fucked my youth by being antisocial skeleton.

r9k leaking into other boards

r9k

>hey user, wanna share?

Search "ck base layer"
Various sites, colors.

>How do I reach chad god mode?

Oh my FUCKING GOD, you gymcels are so fucking STUPID.

Why the fuck do you retards think EVERY FUCKING PHYSIQUE is something you can WORK FOR or ACHIEVE? I mean seriously, GOAL BODIES? You do realise that aesthetics are determined almost ENTIRELY by genetics, and that EVERYONE has genetic differences and limits?

If you could look like him by lifting or even roiding, THEN EVERYONE WHO FUCKING LIFTS OR ROIDS WOULD. Hell, you even cropped out the other two people in that pictures, who OBVIOUSLY "lift" just as much as he does, so WHY DON'T THEY LOOK THE SAME?

FUCKING GENETICS!! Sure, you can lift, sure you can roid, but you'll NEVER have his HEIGHT, you'll NEVER have his FACE, you'll NEVER have his frame. That's not even going into the fact that his SKIN, COLOURING, MUSCLE INSERTIONS, HAIR, and ON and ON and ON are COMPLETELY different to yours.

This type of "hurrr how do I get dis body??!" is the most autistic, childish way of thinking I have EVER seen. It's like you Veeky Forums gymcels think everything is some RPG game where you can just craft your life if you work hard enough. Nope, because NO AMOUNT OF LIFTING WILL CHANGE YOUR GENETICS.

where is da angry angry pepe jpeg

>diet and exercise has little to no impact

y u mad tho

"Pizza, pizza! Pizza delivery for CHAD! That'll be $19.95 plus TIP."

BEcause he's a robot

>paying someone extra for doing their job for which they're already paid
Americucks are literally this retarded

This isn't r9k anymore it's fucking tumblr

be 5'10 at max
have average/good genetics (face, insertions)
work out for 3-4 years
cut down to sub-10% bodyfat
get a nice haircut
get dehydrated
stand in front of a pool flexing hard
take 30 pictures, select the best one
apply a nice filter/use photoshop

that's it, you're done

> tfw not having a roider upperbody
> and the legs of a little anorexic white girl
Why even live?

Eurofag the post.

r9k is leaking, seriously every Veeky Forums thread is now about how to get women.
what is this obsession with Chad? Why are you thinking of him every 2 seconds? Are you sure that you aren't gay for him?

Gene Curls - 5x5
Chromosome Extensions - 5x5
Genetic pulldowns - 5x5
Blame mom and dad for having shit genes - 5xF

Is this the same faggot who keeps posting about his /DARK HAIR/?

kek

PPL or upper lower 6 day?

Summer fags

as a gay man, there's nothing more unattractive than people who don't train legs

it seriously drives me mad

why are people not training legs

butt, legs and calves are such beautiful body parts, why would you skip training them

don't skip leg day

He's simply natty

Why the fuck is he eating it sideways

PIZZA
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I thought most Chads were WASPs

the fucking legs my sides

he was put there because of the face and the bulge

most people underestimate how much chicks love butts and thighs.

>in the park walking my AESTHETIC LABRADOR, Vlad
>see slightly balding man in his 20s trying to talk to a girl his own HEIGHT
>trying to get HER number
>visibly sweating, blatantly ashkenazi
>I take a look at Vlad, he smiles with his STRAIGHT WHITE teeth, and I make my way over to them with my LEGS
>approach behind little one, my HEIGHT and FRAME blocks out the sun
>"so y-yea it seems it's gotten quite cloudy all of a sudden, but it's s-still hot, huh Stacy, haha..so, what are your plans for toni-"
>Stacy does not reply, and only stares at ME, muttering "HEIGHT, FRAME, FACE"
>the little one turns around, and grabs his own gyno infested chest in pain upon looking at my JAW and HAIRLINE, which I can only assume is barren of CHESTHAIR
>"w-who are you?"
>CHAD
>IM CHAD
>fear in his eyes, little one sweats even more, and loses balance due to his weak LEGS
>he takes off his shirt in an attempt to alleviate the sweating while writhing on the ground in weak agony, stuttering, "so Stacy, w-wanna go hang s-someti...Stacy?"
>on the ground, he looks at Stacy, who is now CUMMING
>without saying a word more, she steps on top of little one's balding head, who is now sobbing and sliding in his self induced sweat puddle
>I mount Stacy and plow her, while I maintain PERFECT eye contact with little one
>VLAD has already impregnated FORTY THREE dogs during this time
>"why do you try? I have EVERYTHING you LACK"
>little one is completely naked now, wheezing and coughing up INFERIOR BLOOD, and I decide to finish him off
>"Besides, you're ONLY 5'10"
>Stacy shrieks with laughter and cums simultaneously at this
>little one's eyes open widely, and with one last breath, his heart gives out
>I smile
>I take Vlad and Stacy to my TRUCK, and I touch my ADAMANT HAIRLINE with my vascular HANDS
>little one is quickly forgotten, especially by Stacy
>we drive to my CASTLE
>my crusade has only begun

Dank

kek

>labrador
>aesthetic

literally the most beta dog you could get

this

I have a lab and they're the beta males of the dog world

you could have squeezed in a reference to PIZZA