No homo thread

>tfw talked with a cute wrestler guy on fb then skype
>he approached me (I'm out)
>talked for almost three months
>really clicked
>first person I've ever talked to
>game together
>watch films over phone
>snapchat flirt
>really falling for him
>one day he tells me he was wrong and that he isn't gay
>try to talk to him but he doesn't respond
>after two weeks i comment "hey dude wanna play something on steam tonight" on his newest insta pic
>"fuck off faggot"
o-ok ;~;

>there are Christians on Veeky Forums

Holy shit lol

But we said no homo

>dumbass can't even read "no homo" in the OP

>one day he tells me he was wrong and that he isn't gay
Holy shit what human scum

i think he's just not sure. seems like he started seeing a girl. we never even met irl but he said he wanted to.
i feel slightly guilty for the insta comment tho. i don't wanna out him, i just wanted to talk to him again.

>god
Im-fucking-plying

mentally ill faggot is jealous at women threads.

holy shit lmao.

>his cancer thread has gotten less than 20 replies in the 6 hours hes been samefagging it

sage and reported

boy thats homo

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>last thread got 333 replies
>you're so autistic you feel the need to comment on other people's sexuality

>he sits here samefagging his shitty thread

20 REPLIES

5 HOURS

LMAO

Abusive father must be so proud his mentally ill son sits here keeping his fag thread alive.

O im laffin.

Hetro here but i know your feel bro

Do you have a problem with my high-test qt3.14's OP?
Wanna take this outside?

>9-5=5
>im laffin

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Is there a reason why gay men and women go for such different types of guy? My gay buddies all like masculine "lumberjack" type guys, like powerlifters or bodybuilders, the girls I know go for much leaner younger looking dudes. Hugh Jackman is too muscular to one woman I know. Is there a reason for this? Just curious.

Sorry for lack of OC. I'd take a pic of myself but I'm at work and honestly half the size of these guys.

I wish it was that simple, user.
I have been criticised because my body was "too muscular" and I'm ottermode.

Slender, shorter guys can be quite popular with men too.
Unless autismo, I doubt pic related would have trouble to find a gymbro.

meant to reply to

bummer, sorry user that must hurt a bit

He's trash, lift those feels away.
You'll find a decent guy eventually.

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Top tier qt

>tfw no gay /pol/ bf to lift together and do other no homo stuff

Robert Förstemann is my husbando

if there's anything that gay people despise it's women

looking big, muscular and thick is kinda a signifier that you're into men, because it's a body type that most women tend to shy away from ("too muscular", "too much butt", "trains to often", etc)

it's kinda the same why some gays are lisping, they aren't "gay lisping" because they have a speech impediment, they lisp to signify that they are gay

so some gays are really just lifting to look like other gay muscular gays, to show them that they are gay and available, too

>sincerely
>your faggot expert

also if you wanna know if some gay guy's checking you out at the gym

straight guys are kinda glancing over at you, like looking straight 'through' your body while a gay dude will either go directly for your eyes (and immediately shy away once you notice) or really linger at one of your body parts, especially butt or legs

if you have a big butt or big legs, chances are some gay guy will show interest in you

remember straight guys don't train legs, gay people do most of the time

not every straight guy trains legs / glutes but almost ALL gay Veeky Forumsizens DO

>"too much butt"

confirmed for never having talked to a real woman

This really hurt to read. I'm sorry, man :( it really sucks getting attached to guys who can't accept themselves

>mfw straight acting
>never done that lisp or limp wrist shit
Is this why I'm still single, that's I'm not signaling that I'm available? Should I just start wearing a T back?

what a shitty drawing with an incredibly shitty understanding of anatomy

>that deformed ass

I wish pussy was that fat.

>if you have a big butt or big legs, chances are some gay guy will show interest in you
that explains So Much. I'm a former fatty so my calves are fucking gigantic.

Are the mirin' my legs cos they want to bone me? Cos at this stage, women piss me off so much that I might just give it a try

That's a ballsack, user.

>Are the mirin' my legs cos they want to bone me?

if he wants to fuck you he'll be direct about it

if he wants you to fuck HIM he'll be shy about it

he likes your calves because they signify masculinity, we gays love masculine things (despite what twink chasers are going to tell you)

>these degenerate homosexuals on my Veeky Forums

Oh man. Do you not all realize what you're in for by bowing down to the devil and entertaining this disgusting fetish? Men are supposed to breed with women, having any kind of sexual attraction to another male makes no sense WHAT-SO-EVER. You cannot breed another sperm.

You are only being degenerates. If you read this and still want to be a homosexual than you deserve to burn.

4/10 for the effort.

>if you read this and still want to be a homosexual

Baby, we were born this way

Are gays the easiest to bait?

SO JOOOOOOOOOCY
youtube.com/watch?v=Uxl0YouZ-ZY

Also repostin
Old thread:

>born this way

No. You chose to be a semen demon. Homosexuality is just a disgusting fetish that should be outlawed.

How the fuck does one get such a smooth ass?

No homo

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why do you feel the need to derail threads

He can fuck off permanently

kek autismo edge

Fuck you! Im not gay and i hope to burn if heaven is full of dicks like you

I'd fuck him famiglia.

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That's a big cock, user. It shouldn't be on this Christian board.

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What's the best exercise for the lower abs?

Relationship goal af

I'm not even gay but those dicks are fucking jucy man. Kinda wanna suck them

Understandable. There's nothing gay with sucking a juicy dick after all.

I want glutes like these.
What do?

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How do you get such a damn smooth ass? Someone tell me

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Shave and have a top spank you

Is modeling a good source of income? Even part time?

kek, fuck off faggot

How does my calf look? I get people complimenting me on them at the gym all the time

There has to be a more flattering photo than that. It looks like a tumor from that angle.

Well they do look like tumors in general, they're huge lol

Matt Bomer is dreamy

I don't know user, I'd need a full body shot.

Just looks fat

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>Shaved armpits

Dropped

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