I finally got a hold of it, going to be starting my first cycle.
I'm going to get absolutely massive. I can't wait to see my biceps back and chest blow up.
I've been rejected throughout high school and now getting rejected in university. I go to uWaterloo, and I see all the girls ignoring skinny guys like me and going for the athletes.
I'll be one of them. Instead of hanging out alone at the club while my friends are dancing with girls, I'll get the hottest girl and she'll be grinding up on my dick.
All girls like muscles. Asian, Arab, white, black. They'll all be mine soon enough. I can taste it, I'll finally get a chance to eat pussy and get my dick sucked.
I'll post my progress as I go Veeky Forums, you guyd are my only friends
how did /r9k/ get roids kek, this is going to go horribly wrong
Connor Mitchell
You're not going to make it even with this 'cheat'
It's true because you have such a shit mentality if you really believe this. You won't feel it because you wouldn't have achieved it through hard work and perseverance. You're a failure and won't make it. It's like cheating on a test. You passed the test, but did you really? Nah. We're not your friends. You're never gonna make it.
Hunter Barnes
Make sure u take a lick of lad once a week too
Nolan Hernandez
>I've been rejected throughout high school and now getting rejected in university I can tell already your life is going to suck. Could you be any more stereotypical, you fucking loser?
James Perry
No amount of gains can make you leave r9k
Brody Russell
What's your routine? How is your eating? What is your pct?
Easton Cook
Screen capping for when user still gets rejected and goes full Elliot Rodger mode
Jace Bailey
Rejected whole life. Can't bench a pl8. Thinks test will fix that
Nicholas Peterson
Enjoy your confidence crippling ED when you come off cycle.
Tell me OP, what good is being a Greek God, when you can't even rail a slag from your local bar?
Julian Murphy
lmao
Nathaniel Bailey
Being serious, OP. Eat. So many people take steroids and think it'll work magic. Eat appropriately and train appropriately too. 4 days a week full body.
Brody Morales
Please tell me this thread isn't real
Justin Evans
>uWaterloo op are you a skinny Asian guy? i legit see asians squatting and deadlifting 4 5 plates for reps. you don't need steroids
Robert Hernandez
It's like taking meds to study. You made the test. Aced it. Got your degree etc... And it's all permanent
It doesn't matter how you get there. It matters that you get there.
Results matter. Effort alone is meaningless.
Cooper White
is clover back?
Michael Gray
Kek, are you eng at UW? If so, if I see you at the gym I'll will suck you off in front of everyone while you squirm and take it like the insecure faggot you are.
Elijah Mitchell
Getting blown. Lol. What a faggot
Ryder Scott
Veeky Forums
Parker Richardson
>ignoring skinny guys like me
you're going to cycle straight away without a decent base? make sure to post progress pics, especially after you finish your cycle you dumb delusional faggot
Daniel Martin
Most frauds dont even look good, cue blaha
Gavin Evans
Back? I never knew it went away. I've been using it for the past 2 years
Joshua Jackson
i'll be a better person cause i would have put a lot of effort in it...you'll be stuck with yourself, a piec of shit
Jeremiah Price
7/10. Got me to respond.
>All girls like muscles. Asian, Arab, white, black. They'll all be mine soon enough. I can taste it, I'll finally get a chance to eat pussy and get my dick sucked. Roids can't cure social autism. See perma-virgin MasT for a perfect example of a forever alone involuntarily celibate loser.
Ethan Barnes
its funny seeing the roid dudes at the gym who have huge biceps and nothing else
so stupid
Zachary Clark
dude just the amount of pure autistic hype you're giving off tells me that you're too socially incompetent to get a girl no matter how good your body is
also >lifting for girls get the fuck out of my board
Test is confidence in a vial. Neutral chemistry changes leading to higher serotonin. It's one if the best anti-depressants there are.
Also I (not op) was able to go from 175 to 190@14% body fat. In one cycle.
I used to be one if the Natty only guys but you know what, some people have natural test 5x higher then me. I changed nothing else just leveled the playing field.
Christopher Ross
>He thinks muscles will cure his social ineptitude Wew Lad you're in for a rude awakening.
>injecting Supraphysiological doses of Testosterone levels the playing field against Natty men who fall in the 500-900ng/dl range I bet you actually believe this.
Cameron Morris
keep it up bro
Nathaniel Carter
It's fun reading the shit people that don't know a thing about steroids post
Caleb Richardson
He can't even rail a slag from his local bar now. He might as well look good not doing it.
Seriously OP, test is not going to turn you into Chad. You need social skills and you're starting from nothing. It sounds like you're going to be heartbroken after a few cycles when you finally learn that there is no substitute for a good looking face and confidence. Girls get hot for Bieber and he's a skeleton, but he's got the face and the confidence, doesn't he? If that doesnt prove the futility of your plans, I don't know what else to tell you. You just sound like a jilted super villain. You reek of desperation. That's like kryptonite to pussy. Sorry bro.
Cameron Diaz
...
Angel Rivera
Not muscles, boosted serotonin, confidence, athletics, coordination (that was a fun one), long term increase in circulation, and innervation.
Also no aggression on test only just an extended feeling of calm.
It's a tool like any other.
Joseph Reed
>Also I (not op) was able to go from 175 to 190@14% body fat. In one cycle.
That's amazing. Tell us more.
Logan Foster
"Justifying my ruse to get pussy"
Just admit you can't get girls and have to roid in order to have a chance, man.
Caleb Wood
Hey OP, at least trip so we know who you are
Leo Adams
There's zero point in doing cycles unless you devote yourself to it so you put 100% to working out and to diet. Otherwise you'll just fuck it all up, prolly get gyno and lose all or most of your gains during or after PCT.
Blast and cruise for lyef bruh, I can eat whatever the fuck I wanna eat when I wanna eat and go out whenever I want and get however fucked up I feel like without making that much of a difference to my lifting career, especially when I'm cruising (even though I rarely do drugs or alcohol and mostly prefer healthy foods but still).
Funny thing is that testosterone even at blast dosage is cheaper than smoking is, as I got through the fad of being 18-19yo I started smoking and doing drugs a lot lot less and even while I do sterons and eat almost twice as much as I did before I still have more money than I used to.
Also even though I wasn't low testosterone levels before I have much more energy and sleep better since I hopped on, haven't regretted a single day yet. Just make sure you research your shit before you do anything.
Chase Bell
Actually before I started lifting I got many more girls turns out dad bod worked. Eventually I got older and had a bit of a limp dick issue. On juice rock hard.
Turns out the wang is filled with smooth muscle. That thing getting back to it's old size was a nice treat.
Wyatt Mitchell
I someday deleted it because it killed my phone on the regular just to see it disappeared from playstore
even a github this sadisfies my inner nerd thanks bro
Nathaniel Morales
What about just cruising on TRT doses for life? I want them recovery and nutrient partitioning gains.
Jonathan Lopez
TRT dose does nothing unless you suffer from low testosterone. You could cruise on low dose test that is still on supraphysicological levels (200-300mg a week depending on the person etc.) and it shouldn't have much if any negative impact even on long term and 300mg a week is enough for a lot of extra gains and huge increase in how much muscle you can carry at the most, and don't say "oh I'll just do one cycle" "oh i'll just stay low dosage for life", when you start doing it you'll want to blast higher test dose and maybe even try some orals or other compounds later on. It's just that you become a pin cushion for life.
Hunter Lee
Keep us posted were all ganna make it
Cameron Thomas
post a current body pic i want to help
Ryder Jenkins
>hey'll all be mine soon enough. I can taste it, I'll finally get a chance to eat pussy
elliots back lads
Nathaniel James
You ever think it's just your personality and mentality that's shit
No one owes you shit, user.
Jonathan Barnes
Hff...
Jose Harris
had a hard time reading this fuck man
Caleb Ross
(OP) >All girls like muscles. Asian, Arab, white, black. They'll all be mine soon enough. I can taste it, I'll finally get a chance to eat pussy and get my dick sucked.
Pahahahahah. Jesus Christ, you poor naive gymcel fuck.
Take it from someone far, far more experienced with roids & lifting, you're in for a very unpleasant surprise.
Brayden Ramirez
>grills at Waterloo This is bait.
Luke Allen
Bro, if you're ugly to begin with and/or a social loser, this shit ain't gonna help you get laid/accepted. If anything, you'll become more angry/depressed since your pipe dream and false hope will be no longer. All you'll have left is the reality that you set your goals and worth on the most superficial shit... highschool impressions.
James Cooper
>roiding because of girls is this real life?
Nicholas Gomez
I'm natty as f and I think you're just jealous of the people lifting more than you on gear. You also hate people that didn't work hard to get rich. It's ok user life's unfair. You're not a manlet are you?
Ryder Campbell
I can already tell just by this message you arent going to make it. Youre gonna look like a dude that lifted for a year with uncurable (except for surgery) bitchtits and acne, no like a roided up chad.
Jace Gomez
>I changed nothing else just leveled the playing field.
Lol. Their test level of 900 vs your 2500-5000.
Leo Mitchell
ROBOROIDS
Luke Jackson
KILL YOURSELF FUTURE ELLIOT
Jonathan Taylor
Seriously OP don't do them right now
Luke Bell
posting to reddit thx for karma frend
Aiden Watson
Is waterloo better than uoft I got accepted there?
Andrew Campbell
This, who the fuck cares about your gains, is waterloo a good university?
Joseph Cooper
Sounds like a message straight out of Elliot Rodgers diary.
Ethan Morales
OP, don't you mind any of these basement dwelling neckbeards. You're choosing the path to leaving humanity behind. No srs, my first cycle I gained 35 pounds. Just test. 500 mg a week, kept about 25 after pct. it is worth it, you will want to cycle again. It is worth it. Play it smart, don't go all Bostin Lloyd or Ricardo piƱata with your dosages. EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. You feel like your gonna hurl, you grab your nuts and man the fuck up and eat that fucking meal!
David Collins
Does ur balls get smaller or meme
Nathaniel Mitchell
you retards
Chase Wood
I've been pushing it on the board now for months. I want to see what happens when we pump them full of steroids. We'll literally have a beta uprising. Should provide some lulz
Alexander Martin
Kek it would probably help them honestly
Nathan Flores
They do get smaller, it's not a meme, but you can take stuff that helps with it in post-cycle
Levi Reed
Okay what's the no BS cons of roids you experienced?
Jason Taylor
I'm sold, where can I buy it
Jordan Foster
...
Adrian Turner
It's most likely real my shit looks the same
Isaiah Baker
The truth is that people who cheat get ahead in life. The alpha male breaks the rules or bends them in his favor. Women flock to these men. Why do you think they love criminals so much? It's because criminality is a ticket to success and always has been. Those too beta to cheat and instead whine about the rules and fairness often work their asses off and get nowhere.
The frat boys copying answers off of each other in the tests and sticking each other in the ass with steroids and selling drugs have, and will likely always have a better life and hotter women then the rest of us who play by the rules will ever have.
Juan Ross
OP, this is never going to fulfill you in any meaningful way. But go right ahead and find it out the hard way.
Colton Morgan
>thinking sterons will get you laid >not gonna make it >gonna hurt even worse when you realize it after the steroins
If any of you faggots ITT unironically believe roids means you're a 'cheater' you should honestly kill yourself. Life isn't a competition that punishes this shit. You putting in 'effort' and 'taking the hard way out' impresses no one but yourself.
Julian Ramirez
Oh shit, there's a new cuckold record
Jaxson Ramirez
How you plan on fucking all these bitches with roidnads?
Christian Howard
>Some autist makes autist threads >Other autists post it on Facebook
Aiden Hughes
>steroids stop you getting hard k
Hunter Cox
>All girls like muscles. Asian, Arab, white, black. They'll all be mine soon enough. I can taste it, I'll finally get a chance to eat pussy and get my dick sucked.
this makes me sad
Lincoln Sullivan
were not ganna make it
Joshua Hughes
The act of announcing it before you have even started is a sure sign that you will fail.
Alexander Wilson
Holy shit you are the reason roids has a bad name to it. And also why there are so many fuck up-stories they try to scare people with. Pls dont do it.
Jacob Rivera
I exercise for two things in this world, Ryan Gosling and self improvement. People who work out for girls need to get the fuck outta here.
Justin Price
Don't fuck with this stuff unless you're been lifting consistently for a couple years. If that. Seriously.
Matthew White
...
James Gray
U of Toronto is the best school in Canada and the only one in the global top 20. Waterloo is invisible except in two departments where they are actually intimidatingly good: engineering and comp sci. But because of that reputation, the grils there tend to be pretty ugly. Western Uni has the hottest girls. If you're not comp sci/eng, go to U of Toronto. At least you'll be in a fun town. Waterloo is a cultural wasteland.
Matthew Moore
Lady here,
First of all, you're fucking disgusting for using roids.
I rather date a cute skinny dude then a fucken deformed mofo on roids.
ALL women agree with me.
Elijah Kelly
>Lady You need to earn that title you disgusting whore
Carter Torres
dubs of truth natty guys only
Michael Robinson
there are a couple at UW that are like that, also alot of 30 year old asian guys that are oblivious
Justin Adams
I think you've misunderstood something somewhere. This isn't what happens. I've been off for 3 months and I have no problems with ED at all.