What was the dumbest post you've read on Veeky Forums ?

I'm sure it will be something I inevitably post.

I don't know why that post is getting all that hate. Is it the fact that he arrived to that conclusion by sitting at home and reading about it? Well, I'm 30 years old. And women absolutely DON'T know what they want. Why do you think there's a stereotype about them chasing a bad guy all their life who treats them like shit? They think they want a nice guy, but what they want is a guy who will tease them, fuck them, spike their emotions, etc.

The dumbest post I ever read was that guy who said caffeine was "artificial energy"

>You need to eat lots of fresh fruits and switch to a low-fat organic diet (meat clogs your body up and fat makes you fat). Grape juice is great for flushing out the toxins and hydration, drink at least a gallon of it every day.
>Do 30 crunches every day to tone your midsection and lose that stubborn belly-fat fast.

A guy one time said abs are made in the kitchen...but seriously if that were true all girls would have abs.

Kek, I replied to that dumb ass.

How is the part before the grapefruit bit stupid? It's true is it not?

>girls
>any form of self control, especially involving food

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>faked her hymen
has anybody seen my sides?

It's grape juice, not grape fruit. It's all sugar. This post is fatlogic.

A majority of the self made shitty routines that are posted in routine threads

I work for NASA and the Hubble just relayed some photos of them flying past Pluto.

why would she willingly post that picture of herself

Post archive

Who has the guy who thought gomad was literally just milk?
'oh god, I think I've fucked up'
That one

These are sanders supporters, thinking is not their strong suit

This is by far the dumbest thing I've ever read.

It's also funny because he's a stupid manlet.

Not what you're referring to, but whoa nelly.

Autismo kv here. Are hymens real? And how do you know if you break one?

>tfw entire family are brainless sanders supporters
>have to listen to their bullshit for hours in family gatherings
>if I bother with counter arguments, they literally spew what media outlets tell them to word-for-word

not really

I mean, they exist but they can break from riding a bike. Doesn't mean shit.

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No one knows what they want. Life is finite and the world is, for all intents and purposes, infinite from the POV of the individual human.
Socially, women have too much choice of men; they become overwhelmed and spurn advances, rapidly flip-flop on their choices or freeze up in abusive relationships to "justify" their first choice.

Your mother didn't abort you.
That's great self control.

Makes a popping noise

*boop*

lol just type hymen on google and look for images.
you can check if the hymen still intact or not by looking inside. all you need to do is putting labias away and you can see.
if they are not intact there can be little pieces of it here and there.

you can easily understand if you broke it or not just by watching the girl. cause that shit hurts. hurts like hell. think about smashing your glans penis. that bad.

>implying the joke was about food
Someone's autistic.

not fit but spee

What a fucking glutehole

Does anybody have the thread where the guy was going with his sister to get a water test done for their body composition but they forgot their swimsuits? It read like they were a foreign shitskin and had downs. Pls i need it again.

something about

Of course he wasn't trolling. He's 1000% right.

Veeky Forums is just full of betas with muscles who lift to serve their matriarchy of pussy.

The stereotype comes from these autistic lonely nerds claiming how nice they are and that when a guy isn't acting like a living footstool and a slave for the girl and how they playfully tease girls that they treat the girls like shit but these neckbeards have no fucking clue what's really going on.

It's just fucking ridiculous, you guys are creepy as fuck and obviously women aren't sexually attracted to some submissive creepy autistic slaves that have no clue of human interaction or any experience of social situations.

Yeah it's also true there are some small percentage of women who get into abusive relationships with guys who treat them like shit but that's not majority and most of those relationships don't begin like that.

the i do 8 reps cause going only to 6 or 7 does nothing

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I wanna weights you in the glutes

No no no mates the fuckin fresh fruit and low fat organic bit how is that stupid is what I'm meaning to ask sorry about the confusion friends

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You can't screen shot your own post faggot. Never post this again.

Are you joking

all of it.

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Like 95% of things Veeky Forums thinks it knows about nutrition.

The same can be said about trump supporters. If anything, trump supporters make less sense and have fewer facts to back up their arguments.

no, not this shit again. FUCK THAT

This is why Veeky Forums is a joke. Kys faggots

This. "Women don't know what they want" is a dumb meme. They just don't want you.

youtube.com/watch?v=1oWcpweTuXs
This is what they did.

Completely missed the joke

Trump seems like a rational guy. Even if he says stupid things sometimes I'm sure he would correct his stance if he heard rational arguments.
I hope he's not fake.

Kek

>They think they want a nice guy, but what they want is a guy who will tease them, fuck them, spike their emotions, etc.
Women do want men who are nice to them. However they don't want "nice guys."

"Nice guys" are autistic anti-social guys like yourself. The kind who constantly jump in to whiteknight a girl at every opportunity only to turn around and get pissed off and insult all women because the girl you whiteknighted didn't instantly fall to her knees to suck your dick and beg to be your wife.

This could apply to any dumbass political supporters
You aren't special for like trump

This
I don't really care much for American politics but from what I've seen both Trump and Sanders supporters are all the same. Just people on one side calling people from the other side idiots.

fuck i lost hard

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This.

Infact most "nice guys" aren't nice at all. Most of them think being kind entitles them to female attention and sex.

A lot of the so called "bad guys" and "douches" are actually pretty nice guys, they just know how to flirt.

I automatically discarded your opinion the moment you used the word 'autistic'. It takes away all of the seriousness and enlightment you were trying to convey with the rest of your message.

But I'm pretty sure you dont care about it, right?

>being a macintosh user

Thank you so so much

My gf literally told me she likes me because I'm not nice. I personally don't really think of it like that, but she thought most guys 'babied' her.

There is a difference between being nice and 'nice', and most people know what I mean. Arguing about it on the internet is stupid because you just argue semantics, qualifying what nice is and isn't. Nice is an almost meaningless term at this point. Girls obviously want someone that looks out for their interests. Girls obviously want someone with at least a bit of character. You can do both, and that's pretty much what girls want(plus the body, looks, wealth, etc.).

Does anyone have the barbell/starting strength version of that the blade/inner strength picture?

This bro science

t. chad

I posted in this ebin bread

HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

Are you looking for these?

fuck

Guess this is it OP

It's not even that.
"Nice guys", especially the self-proclaimed ones, are never actually nice.
They're just normal people. They regularly do things that anyone would do just as basic fucking courtesy, and they think that since they're not absolute assholes, it must mean they're saints that no one understands.

If you have to call yourself nice before others do, chances are you are not.

So am I

That's not even funny.

If he's being serious, it's just pathetic really.

>wait you can actually train your hamstrings? I thought you can only stretch them
Not even fucking joking

kek I remember that one

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I'm not entirely sure why but everything about this post was so perfect

Just look at this motherfucker

Inability to recognize social cues IS a symptom of the assburgers though. i agree that term is overused but that guy makes a valid point