What kind of motorcycle does a Veeky Forums person ride?

>tfw actually drive an Accent
should I kill myself now or later

A Tren Cycle

Ah hahaha that Hyundai death wagon will end you if you don't end yourself

choppers only

>mfw I go to buy a Vespa and find out my shithole state makes you register it like a goddamn motorcycle or car
I just wanted some cheap and easy fun, and those things do not go in hand-in-hand with the MA RMV.

A sprot baiku.

>Implying a Cafe Racer isn't the ultimate Alpha bike

>i swear sometimes it feels like i was born in the wrong generation.

you. that's you. you bitch.

This
Modded Hondas FTW brehs

Jelly beta bitch boy detected

Your oneitis was great last night DESU

A vespa is a fucking vehicle so what do you expect?

if you drive anything but a sports bike most people think you're gay

hnnng

how much average for something like this? on the cheaper end. though I want a triumph eventually.

I bought myself a 125 ccm chopper a few weeks ago just to see if I'd even like a motorbike

so far I can tell that it's gotten too fucking slow and I'm saving for a bigger one now

but for practice it'll suffice, sharp turns are still my weakness, especially with worn off tires

i hope you know this is a custom, one off motorcycle

i hope you buy one for the looks and then you crash and die

I realize.
>similar !== exact same

You can buy a honda cb500 (or other size) for like 2 grand. Everything else you mod yourself. If you take it to someone else to mod, see

thanks

Nigga I ride a Suzuki GSXR600RR

sportbikes are for betas
real alphas don't buy little bitch 600cc engines, they buy literbikes minimum.

No? Where the fuck are you that they believe that?

Test and dbol

People who buy sports bikes just to commute are overcompensating
Vespa is where it's at.

most dudes I saw on sportsbikes are either fat middle aged fucks or balding manlets

CHAD eats PIZZA on his VESPA with your ONEITIS while you CRY in the LOCKER ROOM

I want a BMW AnythingRT. I saw an r1100rt on Craigslist earlier this year for $3k, perfect condition, barely any mileage. I wish I would have bought it. Ugly shit grey blue color but nothing a little paint can't fix. Big guys need a big bike. No tiny crotch rocket or grandpa loser cruiser. Maybe it will compensate the last little bit that the muscles don't cover.

50cc mopeds that officially can't hit 30mph only need a sticker and a regular drivers license, plus you can park it anywhere you can park a bike legally. A 50cc Vespa that can go 40 needs a motorcycle registration and license which is such a pain in the ass in addition to limiting your parking options despite being the same size.

Cheap, easy, and fun as hell

Says the guy who doesn't even state what kind of ride he rides

You must ride a honda grom or some shitty quarterbikes.

HARLEY
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have a pic of me, my gf, and my bike

It's like all of you are TRYING to look like faggots.

>pic related is master race

I just want a street legal dirt bike

Fuck yea I drive a hyundai

nice dick windows

motorcycles are for cookie cutter porno addicts

Thanks bruh

Im sure... this you too, faggot?

Triumph Bonny

But I love cookies and porn. Are there people who don't like cookies and porn?

>cookie cutter
what does this mean when used to describe someone

Kawasaki Eliminator zl 600

Pic related, it's my bike.

i dunno anything about motorcycles or anything but i bet reddit fedorics love those

I think it describes the porno. In English adjectives come before the noun, so it's an addict who is addicted to pornography featuring cookie cutters.

Right now I have a 2005 Suzuki VZ1600. I'm on the fence about whether I want to chop it up and do some custom work on it, or sell it for something more modern.

basic bitch

Sports bikes are nigger and vape tier shit

As someone who owns a bike most women dont care, and if they do care they don't show they care you ride a bike. Riding a motorcycle is like powerlifting, youll get a lot more compliments and small talk from children and other men.

The only thing a motorcycle does to attract a woman is catch their eye
sports/naked bikes are the most stylish bikes for young people senpai a lam and the reason is because theyre manuverable

bland, average, the same as everything/everyone else. If someone has a cookie cutter taste in music, for example, they mostly listen to Top 100 shit.

Having said that,
>cookie cutter porno addicts
doesn't really make any sense.

Not where I'm from. Only rednecks and niggers ride them.

Then again, I live in the middle of a hipster city. Sport bikes are kinda stupid in a city to begin with, but especially so around here.

I don't have anything against them for the most part, just stating observations.

White people.

I'm a cruiser loser.

>bike better than gf, r-right?

>Only rednecks and niggers ride them.
thats everywhere, including where I live HOWEVER If niggers and rednecks lift weights (they do) does it take away from the attractive people that do? Also same with mustangs and sports cars but they still look cool for young people. If you're stylish and not a meme looking idiot youll be stylish (if you're young) on a sport/naked.
>sports bikes stupid in a city
true, but most the time people wont JUST live in the city, plus sports bikes are cheaper than cars. Naked bikes are probably the best combo of comfort and style for a young person
>but wh-what if im not young
get a fucking car when you're older nobody cares you ride a bike except your bros

But really a bike is like a cap, if youre ugly it aint gonna add much to you

faggot bike. get a sport bike or nothing ya fags

VMax

Yes I am an amateur model. Sometimes I use my own bike in my shoots. Photographers love it.

... said the high school kid who hasn't lived a day in his life

Moving soon, hoping to find one of these in decent shape.

Harley's are for faggots. Enjoy your sportster when it breaks down a thousand times.

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I don't know anything about bikes but what a beauty, that thing's a work of art.

I ride a cbr 600rr

dude you're a faggot if you don't think that about yourself. we live in literally the gayest, fakest, most vapid time ever. the 80s had more character than the current generation

Only correct response.

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Lost it

Can't unsee

O ride a customized 1200 sportster.

All black all business

Of course!

>Pic related, My bike

Honda Ruckus

Can't wait to get one of these.

Geez that looks painful to ride. Nice style, but... ouch.

Pretty good lookin bike for 9k

Drz400 motards mount up

You can grab used ones for about half that too.

MUH NIGGA

Chopped down triumph scrambler. Sounds like a helicopter and is nice and torquey.

This guys gets it

Im 6'3" lol.

Got long arms

Agusta 800 pic related when every fucking hipster in my city started getting "vintage bikes" and "cafe racers" "cafe culture" fucking pussies

A harley TOPKEK

Don't you guys like to go fast? I feel like a kid on my bicycle again when doing 180Km/h on my ninja. How I miss being a kid...

Why ruin your nice car with fkin stickers m8? I just don't understand..

Women hate bikes btw

Im in love

Choppers are gay as fuck

>t. analsore ninja rider

kek

What type of bike? Its one of those honda adventuring ones right?

Indian scout

Jk im stupid, defs not an adventurer bike