While you're hitting the GYM, CHAD is working hard at his career in SOCIAL MEDIA and fucking the TUMBLR girls that you FAP to.
You open an instagram ACCOUNT and post SELFIES in the GYM and girls say YUCK!
CHAD gets hired by GOOGLE and has MILLIONS in the bank!
FACE
HEIGHT
FRAME
i'd rather not be zuckerberg, fuck his money.
moot is CHAD?
Chad doesn't just work at google one of his dads fraternity brothers helped him get the job.
Who is that girl? shes qt
2nd queen of /b, boxxy
Jesus fucking Christ
While CHAD is doing all that I'm fucking his mom up her pizza infested stink hole
thanks breh
I don't keep up with every new meme king or queen or whatever shitty board I never visit, sod off.
Rebecca Black
is that boxxy?
>new
Your new is showing
More important than FHF is smoking weed which automatically makes you alpha no matter what you look like
Moot's been her on and off again cocktoy for years now m8
What is moot doing with his life now? I miss him.
That's moot, friend
kek
It's HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME not FACE, HEIGHT, FRAME
CHAD would KNOW THIS
You should find a Chad and try to emulate him. Eventually you'll have height face frame.
>there's going to come a day where the majority of Veeky Forums legitimately has no idea who the fuck moot is.
>Implying one who would go to such depths for the approval for others is something you want to be.
How long before Moot gets cucked again? I posit a year maximum.
>Wanting the fat sluts that browse tumblr
>Not having a 10/10 gf who is obsessed with you
>Being pissed at people like me who have the HEIGHT FACE FRAME due to good genetics
Why even live?
>Chad is giving your oneitis a facial
>checks phone
>new snapchat from Stacy
MOOT had it ALL
He FUCKED UP when he HIT the TUMBLR scene
STRONG jawline
HE could have had THIS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
He CHOSE the KEK life
2nd?
>the average male penis is only 5 inches
>Now that I have exposed you to this knowledge it's not so small, is it
>You see, I'm well within the second standard deviation
>A man as skilled in mathematics and vocabulary, such as myself, probably exemplifies this expert knowledge in other areas of life as well
>Such as the way I cab use my body to move my penis
>I do training for it by placing a barbell on my hips
>I use a pad because the bar is hard and hurts my hips
>That's why I prefer high test women
>More padding
Who's the idiot in the left?
I was at the gym (UF) that day and saw that girl lifting. It was set up- she was doing a static hold. She can't curl that once
is he really struggling to curl 20 lbs?
jesus
what else happens at uf son
...
Next time you see her tell her she's a bitch
yeah, believe that completely
no way she's preacher curling 80lbs+
Go to sleep dussin
Wouldve been great if she tore a bicep doing that.
Return to Reddit.
Go to sleep dussin
Why can't she just leave me to lift and be alone? Woman only want to manipulate. I just want to lift and continue and fuck little sluts.
he is A CHAD AND HE LOVES PIZZA