Veeky Forumsizen encounters

ITT: we share are encounters with other autists from this board

> at the gym this morning
> see ottermode Pajeet in a zyzz stringer
> he's training a shorter, chubbyfat Pajeet that seems exasperated by everything stringer-brah does
> builtfat manlet walks by them
> yells 'HEIGHT'
> string-jeet replies 'FACE'
> 'FRAME'
> 'CHAD'
> 'PIZZA'
> both of them start laughing like crazy
> mfw

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>At my university gym
>Spotting my friend on the bench
>After his set I'm sitting down to do mine
>Happen to look over to squat rack
>Two reasonably buff manlets
>One is squatting
>The other is right in his face, looks like they're going to kiss
>Non squatting manlet is shouting in his face while other squats
>"Rip says ASS TO GRASS or you don't get your oats!"
>My bro and I stop and watch
>"That's right, lift heavy pupper!"
Mfw these kids are revealing their powerlevels in public

I only ever saw a morbidly obese guy browse /sp/ of all things during class.

I hope I never have to meet anyone from this place.

youtube.com/watch?v=Cr4DDZqGm2k

Literally January.

>about a year ago
>be deadlifting babby weight 140kgx4
>guy i talked to a bit earlier mirin hard, we talk a bit more
>later that day, post about it in good feels thread
>turns out the guy was also a fitizen, as he recognizes the situation
never met him again, he didnt reveal himself in public. bretty gud tbqhwyg

>First day in the gym
>see a grill doing cross fit
>see another grill in yoga pants and sports bra obviously fishing for mires
>see azn manlet grunting while doing every single rep in every single exercise
What the fuck is this Veeky Forums?

I once saw a girl browsing /v/ while waiting in line for coffee. She was autistic and looking and my friend in a spergy way.

Most of my friends have browsed /b/ at some point.

classmate introduced me to /b/, we are not in contact anymore.

2 Veeky Forumsizens go to my gym but didn't leave any info in thread to identify them, and they never replied back unfortunately

McGill?

>Not OP, but yes

You're either THOR, or you're one of the two DYEL frat boys who visit /fit

>playing LoL with 2 friends
>tag with 2 randoms
>save him from ennemy invade at lvl 1
>"I got your ass breh"
>he answers "Veeky Forums?"
>"We're going to make it."
>We meme our way through the game and basically get destroyed, /ff at 20

We didnt make it.

none of the above

My experience with Veeky Forums users here is the following:
>EL O EL I BROWSE Veeky Forums /B/ SO EDGY MAY MAY

Are you balding with big quads
Or did you roid/use to roid

not balding but shaved head. pretty big quads

describe yourself

I've got a big chest, good deadlift - no surprise as to who I am

did you film a deadlift PR this morning and put it on facebook?

Nope, I was at the benches today, one of the person mentioned in the OP

You're not who I thought you are, and I'm struggling to identify you - famous provincial powerlifter...?

Nope. pretty weak actually.

Are you Asian? or Jewish?

Indentified a dude from a Swedish mlp Veeky Forums meetup picture.
Trained at the same gym as him for a while.

Neither, stringerbrah from the OP's post (pajeet)

If you were there from 6:30, I think I know who you are- from a certain country in South America, right?

I went to the same gym as a guy from Veeky Forums actually. Don't have any pics but he had a very childlike face and was made fun out of to hell and back I recall. I met him in the gym and he was pretty cool, definitely not a babyface /pol/tard irl as he appeared on Veeky Forums, the dude was also underage so it wasn't surprising at all really. Saw him a couple of months ago squatting ayylmao 2pl8 without breaking a sweat, but he's still DYEL as fuck

>Friendly with pretty cool, aesthetic guy at gym
>come to learn he browses fit sometimes too
>later bought Molly off him
Cool

last time is sucked some guy off in the gym he yelled "GREATER THAN SYMBOL IMPLYING GAY" as he shot his load in my mouth

You know some nigger named Marcus Bischoff?

Nope

you mean the dude with the high hairline? holy shit i swear ive seen him to at my work

oh hey SENPAI.

Lucky

>Went to the gym for my first time
>Zero knowledge
>Suddenly an aesthethic guy came and teach me for free
>A week later he fucked my ass

Im not even gay but man with body and face that decent.. merp.

I saw a guy walk around with a /b/tard shirt written on it

I've never cringed that hard in my life lad