Dear Veeky Forums

Dear Veeky Forums,

Have you ever fucked a girl this hot? Ignoring the costume for a minute.

t. never been with a pornstar-tier girl

Yes it's fitness related because muscles get girls' attention. This is about the reward and motivation of having them, not the process.

thats a dude you fag

Yes, this asian girl with 10/10 body, facial aesthetics was absolutely crazy for me. Let her feel my quad and she creamed herself.

>asian girl
>facial aesthetics

>Have you ever fucked a girl
stopped reading there

>Nigger detected

Nope. Proud white male.

>asian girl
>facial aesthetics

>Rewarding yourself with a deranged slut with daddy issue and low self esteem and not being fulfilled by self gratification.

Never gonna make it. Fuck off beta.

t. 400 pound KHV

I hired a 10/10 escort once. Tiny, but nice firm C cup tiddays, brunette, total qt. She wasn't very experienced at her job and she didn't work there for long. She came off as a student who needed the money but it really wasn't cut out for her. I wonder how she's doing nowadays. She seemed like a nice person.

Question. Do hot girls actually go to these anime conventions or is it rare? Also how crazy are they on a scale from 1-10?

I think you know the answer, user.

I've fucked a better faced girl who didn't cake herself in makeup. She didn't have as secual a body though. I dig skelleton chicks.

might be worth it.

>t.

What does this mean?
I understand it through context, but what does it actually stand for?

I fucked a former stripper with better aesthetics and a better face. Had visible abs. Shit was great. Tits were small, though.

It's Finnish.

Finnish equivilant to sincerely or love in letters.
You are a shit tier MEMER.

*Regards/Greetings.

But what is it actually short for?

actually it means "regards, "

tattatatititiot

terveisin

t. not even finnish

"terveisin" or "terkkuja"

It's Finnish. In Finland, you write "mitä jhkn tulee" when you sign a letter (regards.)

It is commonly shortened to "t." then your name.

kiitos

Yes, two actually. And it was when I was purely a fat vidya nerd.

Literally getting Veeky Forums only gets me a fuck load of attention from grills but I don't ever get to bang them.

I almost want to go back to being a fat nerd but when I look at those photos of me I want to vomit with disgust.

that's really what you like?
she looks bored and tired

No, I only ever score with homely housewife-tier girls.
Getting Veeky Forums hasn't helped out

fycked better ones, when I still had friends and was going out t b h f a m

I thought I was just really unlucky, but I can also confirm this.

Could it be that zyzz was wrong? Has my life goals to make it up to this point all just a sham?

>trips confirm
Welp. Time to go grab some doritos and red velvet cupcakes