Goal bodies thread

Hahaha absolutely achievable natty.

Jesus, you guys have been so paranoid about the juice that you think if you gain any muscle it's because they're on steroids.

I feel like it's an excuse for nattys to not work as hard. You guys think just cuz your genetics are shitty and you don't push yourself, that anyone else who has better genetics and has intensity is on gear.

Now post your gains breh

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kill yourself fat fuck

I SAID NATTY

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shut up, bitch nigga

Here's one when I was natty at 196.

Post pic please

wtf

Generic juicer

Generic DYEL

Anything you would like to add?

lmao at your life crab

Post pic

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Why exactly?

Hahahahaha.

Yeah that's what I thought.

It's always the critics that hide behind their keyboards cuz they know they'll only open themselves up to all the criticism they diss out themselves.

Someone's a little pussy :)

i always kek when some dude just guesses what stack someone is on based on a picture

goal body pic related

So I can see how much better you are. Clearly if I'm so generic and DYEL then you are obviously better.

Let me bask in the glory of your gains.

I mean why else would you act so superior. You have superior gains amirite?

>how much better

The fuck? First pic you posted: Generic juicer, second one: DYEL as fuck.

The point is that I don't quite see a good natty condition from you.

Yeah you're avoiding it. I knew you'd do that.

Nothing you say matters. You have no merit. As far as I'm concerned you look like shit and your standards are unfounded.

I was just shitposting ITT. I'll go now, good night.

dat body dysmorphia tho

I never will understand goal body threads
How can you have a goal body? I mean everybody has different insertions, and you're never ever going to look like your goal body because YOU ARE NOT HIM
It's retarded. You should have goal lifts, a goal FFMI and a goal BF%. But having a 'goal body' can't exist because nobody on the planet has your insertions, frame, genes etc

Honestly, i'm not even after a goal body any more, I just want to be able to run without having a tight as fuck chest

>tfw pectus excavatum
>going to the doctor to recommend me on whether or not to have surgery to correct it
>if I do, I might finally be able to run for more than 10 minutes without turbo charging air through my chest and making my sternum feel like it's going to burst

Have you studied Plato at all? Are you familiar with his theory of the world of forms?

tbqh, you looked way better natty. Your face is all bloated and something just looks off.

>fat ass detected

Lol what is bulking
Back to /r/fitness

Having a goal body literally is just having a goal FFMI and bf. It's just much easier to communicate what you want to look like by posting a picture than by saying "I want an FFMI of 24.6 with 8% bodyfat".

I haven't but I just had a quick read over the Theory of Forms wiki. Not sure what you're getting at
That there's an ideal form for the human body?
Doesn't change anything about what I said

People find inspiration and something to strive for even if they can't reach it.

If you are going to act like the way you do now why even bother to improve your self.

Pic related. Goal body I will never have but it gives me motivation and something to strive for.

>/fraud/ster giving lessons to nattys about hard work
This is new and never seen before

You forgot another memeword juicers like to use along with "hard work"
>d___ca_ion
Can you guess it

Agreed. A more appropriate idea would be "inspirational bodies thread". Big difference in trying to recreate someone else's body versus simply admiring their mass/bf achievements.

Fuck I remember when tiny used to post, definitely goal body

yes it is, for once

He has bow legs. Other than that, gr8ness

His physique definitely inspired me. But I learned as all newbies eventually do, even when/if you attain the exact same amount of lean muscle and BF of him, you're going to look way different. The motherfucker was like 5 foot 4 inches, you gotta know that will affect proportional growth differently than someone average height or especially in the lanklet range.

Still merlin tho.

Balconybro you have my goal bod haha mirin every time you post breh

you literally post in EVERY thread dude, like i said before you CARE SO MUCH about people mirin you EVEN after you made it...INSECURE..admit it

and it doesnt matter that no pictures of you were posted here...why are you all over this board all day every day?? WHY

You look insanely good. what are you running atm?

Are you that sad jaded kid from last night? You genuinely do seem to think I'm insecure, not just trolling. I already explained why I don't see it that way. So perhaps the better questions is, why are you so triggered by what you percieve as someone else's insecurity?

Bonus question: If you see me here every day in multiple threads...are you not here, also every day, also in these threads? Seriously, the only difference is that I have a username and you don't. I have no reason to hide my trail of contributions to this community and people actually appreciate my posts far more than you seem to loathe it.

I've attached a picture of myself for you specifically, because I know it rustles those delicates of yours.

Thanks man. I'm on test e 500 mg/wk and proviron 25mg/day

That pic was taken in a cruise of 250mg a week.

steve reeves wasn't natty either btw

Insecure roider detected. Natties work out the hardest btw. Otherwise we get 0 gains.

is this natty?

that's not that hard to make desu, if you start at zero it would prob take 2-4 years depending how half-assed you eat and lift

also make shoulder day everyday

How often would you have to hit the gym to even maintain that?

>the difference between you and me is I am an attention whore and you are not

ok

I don't want to seem presumptuous, but I think I'm kind of close to OP's pic and I've been lifting for 2 and a half years. Natty, just did my first cut this Spring.

looks better than OP, better shoulder/waist ratio
but you're a nigger so automatic 0/10

Which Tyrone beat you up in school, cucky?

I don't live in united states of cuck so I've never actually had to deal with a nigger irl

What does me being black have to do with it?

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you're beyond OP's pic dude

Shut it nigger and go back to Africa

Really? I appreciate it mate.

Make me

it sucks knowing that these two are not natty :(
it really destroys my motivation

there was an issue with your reaction pic but I've fixed it for you, don't worry
you're welcome

Racism has no place in Veeky Forums you fucking autist, I expect it from /pol/, hell it's even part of the reason I go to /pol/, but here it's retarded, stop being mean to our nigger friend.

Oh you mad huh

but they are inferior, around blacks never relax

Genuinely meaning not to be a dick here even though I'm gonna sound like one, but do you think you can post pictures of you without any editing and in natural lighting? You look damn good, I just want to see what you look like in a more realistic scenario if that makes sense.

Why do men love this? I love to admire hot, ripped guys, but man, the ancient Kings were RIPPED and had a wayyyy higher bf percentage. I hate when guys are all muscle. Get jacked but damn, have some fat. No chub or pot bellies, healthy, meaty fat. Mmmmm mmmmm.

I know what you mean nig. Guys like koklov and pic are more my style. I'll never get there though, because I don't want to roid

Why should you never relax around them if they're so inferior?

You made me go into my phone instead of Instagram, you fucker

LGB

>triggered by racial bantz on Veeky Forums

It's that time of year again...

>triggered by blacks posting on Veeky Forums in general

Don't act like you don't post there, lol

the tone and angle of your response speaks volumes. you are not insecure, you are indeed so arrogant and vain youre blinded by it.

You seem to think that simply because i spot you in a lot of threads that i spend as much time here as you. Which is obviously not true. I literally said to myself, okay if i click on the 5 threads i think hell be in and he is actually there, then yes its okay to assume hes here all fucking day..and what do you know..there you were in literally 4/5 of the threads i opened.

You think a picture of your body rustles my jimmies? lol? Your personality is so bad and youre so conceited im just glad i dont know you let alone have to BE you. Jealous..no. Amused, sure.

m8 people even called fucking Zyzz a shitskin when he posted here. If you can't handle shitposting then go back to your safe space, you newfag cuck.

where are u

wait yo u started roiding from THIS?

Holy fucking kek, these fucking kids these days. Dont know how to work hard for SHIT

Bruh

here

>first rebuttal was a ''go back to /pol/'' macro

Lad

Based on subject matter, not conjecture of site use. Do you understand?

yea you look absolutely dyel here.
like any kid at high school that plays some sport.
dont fucking talk about hard work or some shit roid scum

;(

shill man

Too bad about that face

how was your trip to Jamaica?

or was it the bahamas?

>you literally sat at your computer before pulling up fit and had the thought "ok, what I want to do to entertain myself tonight is audit five Veeky Forums threads to see what how often this guy i don't like has engaged in an online community throughout the day"

I'm speechless breh. So honoring that you've made me a part of your life.

But you could have just asked...off the top of my head I:

-Answered a question someone ASKED ME about my experience with intermittent fasting.
-Shared my empathy and experience regarding depression as a mental disorder.
-Shared a low cal pizza dough recipe someone ASKED ME for.
-Shared my thoughts on how to gently handle rejecting someone you aren't attracted to.
-Answered a question someone ASKED ME regarding diet friendly foods (Walden's Farm's Syrup).
-Shared a suggestion someone ASKED FOR regarding a problem with compound lifts and their PPL routine.
-And yes, by god, I posted a picture of my current body in a thread that said "post your current body"

How many threads did I create in order to "attention whore"? 0. Threads created by me in the last month: 1.

I'm sorry, but not everyone who trips is the person you really, really, really, want to think they are. View the responses to a lot of my posts and you'll see various thanks and appreciations. But let me guess, that's why I'm here, to get people to thank and appreciate me, right? The fact that I may have helped someone lose weight, make gains, treat other people (even fatties) with respect, and feel better about themselves...I did ALL of those things today alone. This fact easily negates your bitterness and lack of any noteworthy contribution to this place. I can validate all the ways I try and will continue to try and help people - the posts have my name on them. Please show me where you have done the same around here?

btw I love our dialogues. I haven't had this much fun debunking arguments/stubbornness of this (low) caliber since 6th grade debate tournament.

Balcony, dont feed the trolls, man.

This. I admire you balconybro. Total goal body for me. I-I feel like I could make it like ou have someday...but please don't give into these retards. You're better than that

lol fucking pussy, i know you're still reading this thread with mild anxiety

What's the difference between doing this anonymously and doing this with a name/pictures? You use a name to gather attention. If you posted it anonymously, how would we all know how much of a nice guy you are, am I right?? You could learn a lesson from the popular quote "Climb a mountain; tell no one"

It's all good homies, I enjoy the discourse.

>tfw when you love corn dogs and chili cheese dogs so you have to invent a healthier way to eat them all the time.

1/2 cup corn meal
2 diced up lean hot dogs
96g egg whites
2 tbsp onion powder
2 tbsp garlic powder
2 tbsp minced garlic
82g shredded fat free cheddar cheese
1/4 can chili (Hormel 98% fat free turkey chili without beans is best imo)
1/2 cup shopped onions

600ish cals, 40-50g protein.

mix all in bowl, shape into meatballs, bake on 400F for 17-20 mins. never go to Sonic or eat frozen corn dogs again, make gains.