Prove You're High Test

so you still look like dyel faggot who projects fantasies on others?

because she's wife material

And girls tell me all the time I sound like Johnny Cash.

>tfw blessed with a bass voice

if you can't come handsfree from prostate stimulation, you're low test as fuck and should probably start TRT asap

this passive aggressive behavior is very low test. Please leave as this thread is for high test alphas

IM 5'7 AND WILL NEVER BE A REAL MAN REEEEEEE

kek, I'm not the one talking about sucking dicks, faggot

>get rich
>sit on a mound of money
>suddenly 6'5
>bitches won't get off of you

the only solution

>slightly above 5'10
>not a manlet

Pick one and only one.

>6'1
>Always good at any sport, even at 26 now I can pretty much best 22 year old guys doing it since childhood
>hot 10/10 strong gf, always fuck or get blow jobs
>masturbate when she isn't at home
>always succeed in interviews etc
>girls always watch me whatever I am doing
>can have anyone I want
>no need to diet. . Eat what I want, no real routine.. just max out every session.
>5/4/2.5/1.5 lifts.
>dark hair
>3 Inch beard, 8 weeks growth.
>won every fight I've been in

None of that is me. I miss my random boners, thats why I am doing nofap.

Dont know if I am high test.
Depends on your moms physique I guess

dude, i have all of these. This whole time i thought i was just retarded

You bench 200kg?

I inject exogenous testosterone

>>Always good at any sport, even at 26 now I can pretty much best 22 year old guys doing it since childhood

top kek I highly doubt this. You're gonna tell me you're better at say running back or wide receiver than a guy that's been playing since a kid?

Do you guys still get random boners? I lost them around 17.

What? Who is she? I covered the upper half of her face and still don't recognize her. Is it FastASMR?

I realize aft this post that I probably need to get out more...

>5'10
>fap twice daily
>brown hair
>train light, high volume
>can't gow a beard
>browse r9k
>view cat and bukkake daily
>do cardio daily
>spend time on the elliptical machine often
>want to tone butt more
>fixitated on becoming pic related
I did good right?

I mean real sports.

like what?

dude whats up with that slightly always hot feeling, shit fucking sucks. especially when its actually hot, I sweat like a motherfucker.

Its a matter of good circulation which is a sign of a heathy metabolism. I'm a fucking inferno, it makes sleeping with covers difficult, so I only use a sheet

Bait confirmed

>fap three times a day
>barley get any sleep
>on my way to work or school (bus)
>get the biggest boners

i hope, I mean like I can walk into an A/C'd building and be uncomfortably hot as shit. I'm not fat either.

ASMR Darling

youtube.com/watch?v=JjvWAdGF0S0

ASMR Darling. Super cute, like her rambling videos. She has this personality that is really bubbly and takes me out of her roleplay vids. Would fuck

>take nice semi-cold shower
>start getting ready
>start sweating like crazy

Everytime. I swear i use like three towles pls help is this healthy ?

Thanks dude. Whelp, nap time I guess.

Only in the form of semen deposited directly from the cock of an actual alpha

excess protein consumption can increase your body temperature, since more energy is lost as heat when breaking down amino acids than fat or cho

>jerk off 1 time a day
>get random boners
>always want sex
>can not bench my bodyweight
>can not grow a beard (thanks military)
>have dark hair but you cannot see it with it so short
>always hungry for meat
>I do not know my body temp
>somewhat competitive but in good sport

> watching simulations of attention from hot women over the Internet under the guise of "head tingles"
> high test

pick one

>jerk off 2 times a day minimum
>get random boners
>always want sex
>always hungry for meat
I have those^

also i'm 6'3"
and I love hourglass bitches

But I;
>have had late puberty
>cant grow a beard
>beta

so where does that leave me?

mid test

>5'7
>gotta fap or bang my girlfriend at least 2-3 times a day or boners everywhere
>can't grow a beard but have really prominent cheek bones and jaw
>benched 20 lbs over bodyweight first time I tried
>have been muscular my whole life even before lifting and never had above 12% bodyfat

I don't even know bros

Those are requirements to be an adult male, aim higher

>am black

then 90% of Veeky Forums doesn't qualify as adult male

I should bring up that I also get the "head tingles" from males doing ASMR too.

N-no homo.

90% of Veeky Forums is under 18
90% of Veeky Forums doesn't even lift

95% of neo-Veeky Forums uses reddit regularly and is younger than 14

90% of people that don't give a shit won't give a shit.

lmao you're probably right. I wonder what the average day of a regular /b/, /pol/, and /r9k/ poster must be like?

>wake up
>fap to trap porn
>eat some chicken tendies
>go outside to check the mail
>look both ways to make sure no one is outside that you might have to talk to
>come back in
>watch anime
>play league of legends
>jerk off to some cheese pizza on a .onion site
>argue about being white on /pol/

wonder how close I am

Congrats on your fap gains OP, but that girl looks 14.

> Do not want

got blood work done, and am at 850

>tall
>jerk off twice a day
>maintaining 200lbs on like 3500cals, always eating
but
>babyface
>fat ass/legs and lean upper body somehow
>20 y/o and shave only once a week
>actually satisfied with jerking off and can't comprehend how people "need" sex

Definitely not high test, but it's something.

this is me except replace trap with loli and chicken tendies with chicken cutlets.

I almost feel guilty that it happens, but it is a biological human response, and high definition screens are a very convincing trick on the brain.

Humans are biologically programmed to have a pleasurable response to successful interactions with other people that we find pleasing.

> but I take your point

Choosing how a person spends their time and what he puts in his head (or on his screen) is a reflection of that person.

im on gear.