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Steroids general and the curious case of the missing masonry material. Also some people arguing about anime and wages.

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I want to do my first cycle soon. Is there a way to hide this from my gf?

Sleepy time for me. Night.

1st for fujiko is literally worse than hitler, aids, and meningitis combined

Can you hide a needle?
Then yes

Wow p

Can you hide a whole bunch of needles though

I feel bad throwing them in the trash
At leadt i dont leave them in the woods like jm

pretty depressed lately. the drugs aren't helping

fuck

What cunt?
That isn't it at all

>user asks "how much muscle will I put on?"
>I respond with "how long is a piece of string?
>other people start responding the same way

I'm working my way up to 3pl8 incline
Waaaay stronger on incline than flat

>leave them in the woods like JM
My sides have entered orbit

I put the new ones in cereal box on the fridge
No one likes grape nuts
The old ones in old detergent containers

Remember kids, roid responsibly

Maybe the drugs are causing it.

Wow fuck him for doing that. I put the syringe in the trash but the needles in a Sharps container. But honestly as long as you cap it there's not much risk.

>Not leaving them under seats on the red line

Wow Jerry it's like you don't want the FBI visiting you.

I thought it was funny af t b h
In retrospect thats p bad tho

I feel like i already knew this somehow
I just have cvs bags full of needles

Shitty af looking after my trip to SD. Fucking eating out all weekend. I need to meal prep for shoots.

This is what everyone who I'm not Fucking is missing out on. So pretty much just straight women. This is what straight women are missing.

Hey kids. Checked SST but didnt find anything recent.


Where do i get some US Tadalafil? Any board sources sell this? JJ or Infinity got what i need?

Fucking straight women right
I have no idea what is going on
Aware me 4 reps

I like maxim peptides cialis, their viagra is shit though.

She's a fuckin tease. That's why.

>fraud, the post

I throw em on the track
What did you think was causing all those first?

It's common knowledge grape nuts suck

She's not even a tease
Just cruel and manipulative

>tfw red pilled by fujiko

Jerrbears

In the past ten days I have fucked:
>a lesbian
>a pan sexual woman
>straight men
>gay men
>a Demi sexual (????) woman
Tren doggo

What did she do to you?

I think there's things you need to work out jerry.

Bout to smoke and watch a show about hamsters. No idea what it's about but it's hilarious.

Nah, it all happened when I realized I may be lying to myself about everything my life has been based on.

kek, gay guys are so easy

bimbo does gayness for dat smooth $$$ niqqa

infinity needs to hook me up

*fires

Literally how

I bet she's the reason I can't talk to women.
She stole it from me and ruined my life lol

Hamtaro? Easy, grandpa

Bruh, just check the wiki verified sources, there are plenty good vendors who are active and recent. The best one IMO is taking a break though

I just got that thang duder

>I bet she's the reason I can't talk to women.
>She stole it from me and ruined my life lol
Probably. She's such a frigid bitch she ruined you m8.

Nah not hamtaco. Ebichu. Different hamster show.

How do yall feel about sarms? Lecture me on gains all you want, but Im not into sharps and hate the idea of total shutdown.

>how do you feel about sarms
I don't establish emotional connections with my hormones but I hear Yk 11 is neato.

Man I hate working abs

My grandpa jab is even more valid now lol

How do you cunts offset the heartburn this stuff causes?

I love the raging wood it gives me but not the reflux for the next 8 hours.

I just get a stuffy nose

i don't think i have ever had heartburn, what does it feel like?

>My grandpa jab is even more valid
My balls dont hang low enough to be granddad status.

Like tiny gnomes with acid hoses spraying your throat from the inside

Feels like you drank acid but it's coming from your guts. Horrible!

I also get a bit of a blood pressure headache too when I use it.

I've used a bunch of different labels but always the same sides.

Ideal body fat % for first cycle ?

sauce?

One day we'll be able to show off our meaty clackers in the locker room standing around for hours

shoulders lookin big mano

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i missed you, bro

I'm trying duder

What are you doing for delts?

What the fuck is Pan sexual and Demi?

Fucking liberals

I think one is attracted to beauty?? And one is if they feel a genuine emotional connection???

How often do you have to get AIDs checks done as part of your contract?

Liberals still won't accept me as their lord, satan

I have no contract, at the moment. I'm getting checked myself every two weeks, and before each scene.

nothing special, various overheads, lateral raises, front raises, upright rows, i don't know shit about working out and just started

According to Google Pan attracted to beauty? And Demi emotional connection.

So unstable slut and then uptight women.

Oh word tonight I just played around with delts after my heavy shit

I just sat down on a bench and hit every angle I could for 6x12 for 30 minutes

>I have no contract, at the moment. I'm getting checked myself every two weeks, and before each scene.

Are they leaving that down to 'talent' to take care of? Or they just dont care? Cause that should be worrying haha

I feel like that's an obtuse way to look at it but I consider myself straight so I'm not the best reference.

30 min? how long are your overall workouts? i feel like i am not accomplishing anything if i am working out more than an 1 to 1.5hr...1.5hr when i stand around fiddling with my music

No studios pay for check ups a week out and the day of. I'm doing my own testing in the interim because I feel it's responsible.

I got tested regularly before anyways. I like to be like "look at my info" with new partners.

ah right, cool

Usually 1.5 hours, but it depends. I went heavy today for my workout so it took and hour and I still had gas in the tank because I ate like 20 donuts last night.

Were you the one who fucked them? Can you confirm/deny?

>HIV antibody tests look for these antibodies to HIV in your blood or oral fluid. The soonest an antibody test will detect infection is 3 weeks. Most (approximately 97%), but not all, people will develop detectable antibodies within 3 to 12 weeks (21 to 84 days) of infection.
So yourself or one of your workers could be poz and infect everyone whilst still testing negative to HIV for 3 months
crazy

we have a customer who has a client with AIDS.....hella nice dude but the guy brings in baked goods and stuff from home; i don't even care, i don't even want to touch those homemade muffins mano

I don't like actually working out, so i try to just stay focused. I like the feeling afterwards and all that comes with it. I don't mind cardio either, but I can't stand stationary stuff. Much prefer to run outside...concrete hard on my knees though, I recently read about how you are actually supposed to land on your foot, and no more knee pain.

>don't actually like working out

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Well, I do and I don't I guess. Fitness has become somewhat of a hobby for me

did not want :(

Yeah, heel-striking definitely isn't good for the knees, you want to be forefoot striking, probably want a minimalist sole for that.

I changed from heel to forward and I went from hating running to being indifferent

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE GET ROIDS IM TOO PUSSY TO FUCKING TALK TO ANYONE IN MY GYM BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL MIDDLE AGED DYELS FUCK BEING NATTY FUCK FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ask nicely faggot. No one will answer you spazzing put like a manbaby

>Ask nicely
Alright how do I find someone to buy roids from? I doubt theirs anyone in my gym because middle aged DYELS go there mostly I have the money but I have no clue how to get them m8

Oh easy duder sst on Reddit.

Soo what juice should I start doing first? I have no clue what these people are talking about Im a complete newfag to roiding

Maybe Google steroid basics?

I feel like I saw you posting in the other gear thread being all "reeeee no one knows what the fuck you mean by 500 tren 500 test wtf is pinning fuck you hold my hand".

It's easy. Just inject 250mg testosterone enanthate into your outer quadrant flute every 3 days with a 25 gauge 1.5" syringe. Make sure it's new in packaging. Wipe the vial and injection site with alcohol pads before and after. Z track your injection site, pull the skin away with thumb and pointer finger so it zippers closed when you pull out.

You google it tiny man.

So all I should need is Tren and Test E for beginning? Are there actually any major side affects to juicing or is it if you go batshit with it? Thanks for the info so far m8

You need no tren as a beginner. I personally really dislike tren and don't recommend it unless you're prepping for a contest or modeling or something.

You'll be fine with just test. Side effects wise, there's an encyclopedia I could write on that. R/steroids has a wiki for that.

google it my man. also this
pastebin.com/ys7xXYkL

I know this is a pretty geeric question but how much more results can a person get on test vs Natty?Plus the link that the other user sent said that tren makes you gain insane muscle

you're done tripping? what the fuck dude

who hurt you

Jerrbears

It can. It makes me go super flat but I'm tall, and very thick. It's just a very harsh drug.
Eh you guys don't need me. I'm obnoxious most of the time.

>test vs natty

Depends on the lengths of their respective pieces of string

user who gave me email, I forwarded it :)

Bimbo stops tripping but I keep mine on
What are this cruel world?

*not very thick

lol

Gross duder fuck

u wot?

Is this new Bae?

nope.
havent posted bae on here b4.

what size waist

I'm 6'4. Usually 34x34/36. Those are loose af. Probably 31/32x34/36 atm. Haven't measured though.

Probably wise

lol ya.
dont want anons to call her ugly :c

How long does Veeky Forums go in between cycles?

Not more than 3 weeks I trust.

>How long does Veeky Forums go in between cycles?
>cycles

Or contact them corrupt afrikaan coppas bruh

Devil jerrbears of wisdom

Hail Satan

lol
and that :/

What do I do for more permanent mass?

To my understanding the more common typical anabolic steroids aid in gaining and maintaining muscle mass. Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe HGH is similar, but different in that it stimulates organ and bone growth as well, thus making the mass you gain more 'permanent' - correct me if I'm wrong.

Does anyone have any experience with HGH or similar growth hormones/peptides? What were the noticeable effects on your overall frame/size/mass and gains? Is there a good reason as to why it's insanely expensive?

Are there any cheap alternatives to HGH that provide the same benefots but slightly cheaper?

you could just cruise on long estrers

And the jerrbears reinforce that this is indeed wise words from Satan

Never forget them sneaky pricks

No. Growth hormone stimulates hyperplasia which would be the conversion of satellite cells into dense myofibrills or actual dense tissues. Those gains are permanent but incredibly slow. Maybe a total of 5-10kg over a 12 month period versus hypertrophy on aas and a 5-10kg gain in 3-6 months.