What does this mean?

"Sure but I'd have to put you on a leash, because you're a fucking asian apebitch"

trust me it will get you laid

what a weird name for an asian girl

they are usually named ping, or pong

Say yes zoos are dope I love animals. Then you go with her and make fun of the animals and other patrons and she laughs and likes you. Then you go home and bang. Godspeed.

>Means she will fuck you. But you gotta go to the zoo or drinks first

yeah this desu, if she didnt unmatch you on plain sight, you're in

It means you should kys

Tell her that first wine first and then you will go gorilla on her face and then horse on her ass.

This haha

I actually know an Asian girl named Ping. She's cute

>wanna make out?
>wanna go to the zoo?
>answer : don't be too hard on yourself, you're not that ugly..