Lanklets BTFO

Lanklets BTFO

She's like an inch taller than him, his kids are still gonna be dwarves.

>needing a tall girl to not having to resort to cuckold
>btfo'ing lanklets
>why not just be tall

it's not like she's 6'4". She's barely taller than he is.

If he's fucking that "woman" he's left "n-no homo"-tier behind.

All these triggered lanklets.
Shhh it's ok to be mad

His gf is butter. He could do better

Did he really write that as the caption, dude must seem like a loony weirdo to normys and reeks of self deprecation and insecurity

no, he couldn't.

his personality is weird and his face is too.

The fuck is half natty? You're either natty or you're not.

Presumable the manlet is natty and "she" is on gear and "her" clit is bigger than his dick.

She's 5"7. he's 5"5 calculation for offspring height = male off spring would be around 5"6-5"8 which is an improvement I guess.

I'm 181cm, my GF is 175cm, my son will apparently be around 184cm. If its an improvement it's an improvement I guess

I'm 192 and my gf is 163~. Tell my how tall our kids will be Mr Wizard

>cuckold

Literally nothing but the shame of manlets having to get cucked to have genetically superior kids

Fun Fact: taller people have healthy genes

Higher chance for cancer though.

she's pretty good looking

it doesn't work like this it pretty much means male offspring could be anywhere between 6'2-5'4

And hard attacks

>And hard attacks
as opposed to soft attacks, you fucking manlet?

Dude what the fuck are you calculating? I could make your son a midget with malnutrition.

It's true, my mother is 5'10 and father 6'0 and my elder sister with very mild scoliosis is 5'11 and I'm 5'9

Farwk dat wallpaper

You don't need a Wizard to know you will raise manlet sons who will bitterly live out their days resenting their father's midget fetish. Way to BTFO your bloodline.

Kek

Sounds like he spent too much time on Veeky Forums desu senpai , this place is cancer and it will get to you if you spend a lot of time on it daily.

>be 6'3
the story ends their. i'm 6'3 and you manlets can be jelly now.

Does this post confirm ogus lurks?

*there, not their, typo.

yeah but girls usually carry like 3 inches extra in their genetics, if she's 5 foot 7, she carries 5'10'' genetics, combine that with ogus and their kids might be 5'9''

my mum is 5'2 and my dad is 5'11
i'm 5'7 :(

That grows even more if shes taller. yao mings dad was 6'6 and his mom was 6'3. Yao is 7'6

my dad is 5'2 and my mom is 5'1. I'm 5'11

Regression to the mean

so is he saying he would be fine with being a cuckold if she wasn't tall?

>5'9 is tall

its a joke autist

>angry manlet detected

Too bad it's low res. Still saved though.

two short people don't make a tall kid, manlet

that's not how it works

>all these lanklets mad that ogus is fucking someone taller than him

Mom and Dad 170, im 183 (still manlet but shiee)

So he's considered cuckolding. He's that insecure about his height?