Tfw summer is coming

This exactly. I'm fine with the weather between Oct to May, but Jun thru Sept is pure hell.

I've got a leg fetish. I know your pain.

So much temptation everywhere. During the cost months women cover up their feet and legs sempai.

>Whut?

Everyone wearing flip-flops/thongs I'm guessing

Family bbq season is back again,
>The aunts came back

>live in Texas
>already buttoning 90's
>mfw I love summer, sweating, swimming, and the beach
Can't go wrong with summer

>read this as BBC season

>it's hot
>not taking advantage of weather and showing off gains in stringer tank tops whenever possible
>not getting mires from every girl at the pool and beach
>not easily fucking qts at summer festivals because youre one of the most ripped dudes there
>not getting a tan if you are a pasty white boy

i want r9k to leave

Yesterday it was 90 degrees outside and the sun wasn't even beating yet. Last night a tornado.

The fuck? Get low carb tortillas and make tortilla pizzas, or make a burger and wrap it in said tortilla. Keto is the shit, I can eat whatever I want as long as I low carb it and count calories.
>tfw hot dogs wrapped in tortilla for breakfast

>tfw weather went from 10 celcius to 30+ in one week
>haven't been able to eat enough since it got hot

Fuck this weather. Think I'll just take a vacation from lifting this summer and come back in september

I live in Miami. It's always fucking summer. Try bulking when it's always summer and you put on some fat while half the gym is full of roiders.

What does higher temperature have to do with your nutrition?

>suffering
don't you mean heaven

I get sick when it's too hot. Eating while feeling sick hasn't worked so far. I puked everyday in the last 4 days since it got hot. I think I'll just try and eat at maintenance for the summer.

/thread

>tfw air-conditioned gym

Nigga it's BOAT season now

Literally (LITERALLY) the worst fetish to have

Glad I'm not alone.

Normies love summer, fatass shut-ins love winter but I'm all about spring and autumn if it's not roo rainy.

>tfw 25C-30C the entire week
>tfw sweating up liters of sweat during my job
>tfw have to ride my bike 15km during the most intense heat
>tfw too exhausted to hit the gym at the end of the day
>tfw it's only gonna get worse
Summer is nature's ultimate gains goblin.

>tfw it gets hotter than 35c in texas

I'm 60 lbs overweight.... Still healthy though

>tfw you used to enjoy summer

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

This, why would you hate summer? You even get those vitamin D gains

summer is great for cutting though

I assume it depends on your location. I've lived places where summer was fun but when it's ridiculously humid there is nothing to enjoy

Northern Yurope. I would understand that living a desert is shit during summer. But people who complain about temperatures between 10-25 should quit crying, it's the perfect temperature to show off gains

>This, why would you hate summer?
I hate summer because the past years ive gotten depressed during it, i see tons of hot chicks around and cant fuck a single one of them
past few years ive had a gf so it didnt matter but this year im single so its more painful than getting your balls shaved with a cheese grater

I hate winter because my hair turns darker and my skin gets paler and I can't show off my gains.

Honestly man, I think you're a little addicted to porn. If you look at girls, only thinking about fucking them, there's something wrong with you

Im not addicted to porn, i rarely watch the stuff but side effects of working out is higher sex drive and i got a high one to start off with

>temps 10-25 is considered "Summer"

WHAT IN THE FUCK! Where the fuck do people consider 70 degrees fucking Summer?! Bitch I'm in TX right now and at night NIGHT it's 88 degrees That's around like 30 Celsius!

Then during the day it's humid as fuck so you're sweating the moment you walk out and at peak times it's 95 degrees but feels like 100.

Fuck you light weights that act like Summer is amazing!

>florida
>every second outside is suffering
>when I jog shirtless my shoulders get dark as fuck

I meant that autists who hate summer already feel unconfortable at 10-25 degrees. In my opinion, above 25 degrees becomes unconfortable.

I feel sorry for you bro, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night with 30 degrees tbqh

>not going to a gym with a pool

What I'm talking about is 30+ with like 80% humidity for weeks at time. Anybody who can enjoy that kind of weather is crazy to me

>not having superior genes for poison ivy immunity

I don't enjoy that either. I can't imagine anyone does. It was 20 degrees today and extremely humid and I was sweating up on my bike already

...

>Hate the cold
>Hate the heat
>The only places that never really gets too hot or too cold are oceanic climates
>Oceanic climates are rainy and cloudy as fuck
>Hate the rain and love sunshine

I don't think there's anywhere on this earth where I would be comfortable.

>H-hold me

>tfw 115 degree days are just around the corner
thisisfine.jpg

My dad knew a few athletes who trained in Nippon and they lost like 15-20lbs during their stay wtf do the nips eat besides sushi and used panties?

Fuck, I hate the summer. I can't understand how this is every normie's favorite season/ Everyone is so sweaty and disgusting, fat people wear less clothes, shirtless skinnyfats everywhere and it's impossible to eat and lift right at 40Cs in a gym packed with people. At least the hot girls are less clothed.

>tfw former skelly Summer bulking.
Weird that I never had an issue subjecting people to my protruding ribs sunken clavicle and hip bones but now that I have muscle I'm self conscious about my bodyfat %.
I keep improving, I get mires and I'm sure I'd look better than the normies but...
>tfw
>Tfw
>TFW

>not going to a pool with a gym

They are small as fuck so they require fewer calories

>getting a tan

lol enjoy your skin cancer

Pretty much. I need to find a cool place to fuck off to in the summer. I'd have winter every season if it meant never having summers again

their portions are small as fuck. I'm 195 cm and had to literally eat two meals for every one almost all the time

Fuck me man, i still have a terrible farmers tan from when i decided to take a bicycling tour during the hottest part of the day.

My only option to fix it seems to become less white. Feelsbadman

>being vitamin D deficient.
>not having meditteranean olive complexion for glorious natty tan gains.
Stay mad Q-tip.

From my experience, their portions were just fine...not really even that small.

>tfw doing sprint sets
>30 seconds of sprinting
>2 mins of relaxing
All the cardio
None of the gains goblins

Top fuck that had to been expensive. I honestly thought their diet was like 90% fish and 10% rice.

>He's never bust a nut whilst sucking some qt toes
Missing out man

Stop being such a pussy

DELET THIS

>tfw live in a small room and my pc turns into a heater whenever I play something

summer is the absolute last level of hell

>tfw live in Phoenix, AZ
>tfw summer is hell on earth
>45C every day from June to November
>tfw even the shade is fucking hot

>meditteranean olive complexion

Oh, thank God I don't have that. That's the worst possible skin tone.

I have to wake up at like 5:30 to run with my dog because it's too hot once the sun rises. I'm fine running at noon but she'll get heat stroke.

Fucking Florida.

Ive been running 5k's 3-5 times a week for the last few months. I was running them in about 32 to 33 mins.
Yesterday was 80°, and i ran a 5k in 35 mins. Today was 89°, and i couldnt even run more than 2.25 miles.
Fuck summer

>just on the line where I get chubrub if I sweat, but if I stay dry there's no rub
>hot as balls other day, walking all over, start sweating
>angry chub rub burn
>gone next day but gave me ingrown upper thigh hairs
>think I got a mild sunburn too

This.

>tfw will never live on the Mediterranean sea with COMFY climate
>have to choose between wild temperature swings or permanent overcastness

the mediterranean gets too hot all summer, and it rains like fuck in the winter

>tfw psoriasis

>cant hide manboobs with a hoody anymore

>32 minute 5k
>32 minutes for 3.1 miles
>literally over a ten minute mile
>running

kek, no

I really, really like this image.

Please don't download it it's my only copy

>tfw frozen norway fag
>tfw when summer lets me actually be outside

>Girls are rocking flip flops and all sorts of footwear showing off their feet.

>tfw det er meldt 20 grader og sol imorgen
synd at jeg har eksamen da :')

It's 25°C in Montreal right now

Feels great man

Only a matter of time before it's 35+ with 10 more degree of humidity

>finally in shape for summer
>nice weather out
>still don't have the confidence to wear a tight t shirt or tank
>walking around in my hoodie again

'Why don't you take your jacket off? You must be hot!'

Norway here. Any night hotter than 20 celsius is labeled tropical night and gets on the news.

College summer school, I sweat just from staring at cleavage all day

Take me away from this cold place

Your foot fetish trumps your appreciation of short skirts and mini shorts?

bicycle trips in the midnight sun are the best, does anyone else do this?

I hate you so much. Your winters must be harsh but I'd do anything for cool nights all summer

>summer skool
LOL DUMMY

Trust me, it's not worth it

college summer school, read again you retard, not summer school because I couldnt pass in high school zozzle

Chad gonna get sand in his pizza, my eggs on rice are clean and delicious.

Fuck i wish i lived somewhere that had polar night and day. Also ice bows and northern lights.

For a few weeks I ate nothing but brown rice and 3 eggs per meal. I used one tbsp of butter for the eggs. Drowned them in soy sauce. It was delicious.

I always felt like shit after though..