Why do you femanons even bother? While you're busting your ass RUNNING on the TREADMILL, STACEY is eating BAGEL BITES and having guys drool over her TITS, FACE, and LEGS.
Why do you femanons even bother? While you're busting your ass RUNNING on the TREADMILL...
Elijah Young
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Brody Jones
>bagel bites
So close.
You have to replace neckbeard food with normalfag food if you want this to work.
>Starbucks
>Cheesecake
>Anything but tendies
You can do it.
I have faith in you.
Owen Rodriguez
CHAD eats PIZZA
BRAD eats CALZONES
We're running out of pizza derivatives.
Joseph Baker
BRET eats FOCACCIA while you go GLUTEN free and low GI. Bret unloads baby BATTER in her hot BRICK OVEN while you prepare a SLOW cooker chicken meal for ONE.
Alexander Hall
I think you need to make it FACE, ASS, and TIS to get that effect.
Joshua Allen
Team small-medium perky tits 5ever
Gabriel Davis
CHAD eats PIZZA and bangs STACEY while you spill SPAGHETTI at the GYM
Anthony Hill
DAILY REMINDER
You eat PIZZA, while Stacy works out
Boys look you and think "eww she's not even trying" with Stacy they think "I love her, she cares about her looks and stays in shape"
Stacy STILL feels INFINITELY better than you because she's FUN, CAREFREE, and PASSIONATE
Men are getting more and more choice and access to sex and it's either STACY or her HOT FRIEND
Why haven't you learned yet?
It's either ALL THE ATTENTION or NOTHING
Lucas Stewart
don't forget STACY literally has HAIRLESS VAGINA genetics and drinks PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES while you DIET and do CARDIO
Leo Edwards
I see Miranda Kerr as more of a Gretchen Wieners to a hypothetical Stacey's Regina George.