How do I get this ode?

How do I get this ode?
Girl here btw

*mode

Read the sticky x f
Get butch haircut x f
Dont wear deoderant x f

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im a girl btw

>MI mode
>Just join the MI

Pilot a mining ship to an unknown planet and jump into a pit of lava with the last surviving member of an alien race inside of your chest x failure.

>Girl here

Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

>farmer carry a huge gun
>game over mans x failure
>grenade Allah akbars

Have you?

kek'd hard

Smartgun raises and think they said illegal aliens all day long.

Those are lines from the movie, "Aaaayyyyliums."

Oversized machinegun front raises x F
Allahu Akhbar x 1

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I know right.

have I forgotten to tell anyone here, that I'm a girl yet?

Wrong character you retard.

I wish I was a grill. I'd just sit around fingering my crotch and sniffing my fingers after squats. I bet it would smell amazing.

Op here. I'm not a girl, but damn is r9k. Look at all the replies

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try lifting weights and become a butch latino lesbian

I dont get why girls are embarrassed of having lewd thoughts it isnt in our DNA to literally fuck or is that just my dick talking?

mfw no strong butch latino lesbian waifu

You're just too bad.

Kek I have spic lesbian neighbors and barely see them outside the house and the butch was at the local gym yesterday. For being 4ft 9 I thought that bitch was a 13 year old dude but those hips were way too wide for a dude.

>Lesbian looks male.
What a hilarious and original anecdote!

But whats the point of that? You cant just have 2 grills looking like grills? Why does one have to have a combover, wear polos and 501s? You look like a budget tranny.

>But whats the point of that?
>You cant just have 2 grills looking like grills?
>Why does one have to have a combover, wear polos and 501s?
So you're saying that she should only dress in ways approved of by racist assholes on Veeky Forums?

She should dress like a fucking woman cause she is a woman. Why put yourself under scrutiny in public looking like someone you are not. Why change yourself when you're supposed to be yourself.

BTW the butch has a daughter from a previous relationship with...yes a male. Makes no sense dude.

>racist assholes on Veeky Forums
As a fellow spic I have to say you're in the wrong place friend.

Serious answer:
>lots of cardio
>lots of body weight (dips, pull ups, push-ups)
>eat right and count your calories

get a butch haircut
don't be fucking fat
do some pullups and pushups
act like you're some sort of badass even though an average nonlifting male could easily pin you down and rape you

She should dress like a fucking woman cause she is a woman.
Circular reasoning, my favorite.

>Why put yourself under scrutiny in public looking like someone you are not.
The scrutiny of internet racists you mean then right? Because no one else in their right mind gives a shit.

>BTW the butch has a daughter from a previous relationship with...yes a male. Makes no sense dude.
Maybe you've just never met the right person of the same or opposite gender as the case may be.

>As a fellow spic
Kek'd. I've never heard a Latino call themselves or anyone else that. Let me guess you also play a black guy on the internet?

>Latino
From that alone I can tell you're white. You guys rule the world stop fitting with the race card this bitch's race wasnt even the issue here.