That guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

>that guy who only uses two scoops

That autist who post the same threads everyday

Four scoop masterrace

>that guy that sniffs toot n poot when people squat

O wait that guys me tbqh

That guy who uses a locker and doesn't put a lock on it.

Don't you faggots get tired of spouting the same jokes everyday?

hey, it's this thread again

hello

>that faggot who thinks we're comedians or some shit.

If it's so easy you come up with it

My day is not complete unless this thread is made

>that guy who makes that guy threads
that guy who is intimidated by sophisticated satire

>that mid-50s biker guy who works out wearing assorted xmas sweaters who you want to ask for a pic but you are too skurd

OH HEY IT'S THE BASKETBALL SHORTS MEME POSTER WHAT'S UP MAN

Same shit, different day man. Just beat my 3 mile run time by three minutes. Got new headphones though, that must have been it.

>that guy that wears a snapback


s-sorry... I just have shitty hair

>that guy with no gf

>that guy who wears hats to cover his thinning hair

>scrawny whites in the gym

>that manlet

What the hell did you do between your last and your current 3 mile runs?

Were you running 2.9 miles for months before you took a shot at a 3 mile run?

>that guy with a small peepee

I dont see any coco pebbles in there FAGGOT

That GUY who eats PIZZA while watching BUFF GUYS

>that guy that lets the barbell hit the ground on deadlifts. Every. Fucking. Rep.

that guy who hogs the fan even though its broken and doesn't blow air for some reason so that guy is really pointless at the gym. Oh! and that guy who seems to always get in the way of my workouts with his fucking personal training, making bitches do dips on the flat bench when there's clearly an entire empty room for that kind of shit not even 5 meters away, but insists on showing the entire gym his lame fucking program which only women apply for.

>the guy who works out in a pair of overalls and no shirt

>that guy who throws his salad at me because he doesnt want to eat it

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>that guy who doesn't scream like a jackass with every rep

Missing out on those vocal chord gains

you mean
>that guy who fucks his phone

If your not bracing yourself every rep your lifting bitch weight.

You're*

>that guy who already has a gf but is going to the gym to get a better looking gf

>that guy that spends his free time reposting on Veeky Forums

that guy that always seems to be near you..

>that guy who yawns in basketball shorts

Based

No clue man. I had found a song was super motivating to me, and I listen to it a few times during the run. Guess it made me run faster.
There you are

>brandon trying to get in shape even though the best years of his life are almost behind him
ahh, false confidence is a beautiful thing.

>that guy who does the CIA Power Stance in between sets
wew lad

Know how old I am bro?

>that guy who wears tennis shoes to the gym

if you can't set it down its not a full rep and you're a bitch trying to look buff

Found the summerdyel kek.

Wtf else would you wear? Sandals?

Shit thread

How do you avoid getting an obvious boner in the gym when wearing basketball shorts?

>that guy who wears baseball caps to the gym

Exactly the point. Unless you are actually going to the gym to lift instead of looking at girls, you dumbass.

id fuck r u s i and e

how did that poor dog get stuck in a wall?

>that guy who wears socks and sandals to the gym

>that guy who rests more than 90 seconds between sets

What kind of pants are you supposed to wear to the gym?

I've been wearing sweat pants for the winter but I was thinking of switching to basketball shorts soon. Will everyone stop and laugh at me?

Hmm good question. Let's think about this for a moment user.

What kind of shorts should we wear to the gym?

Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.

How about gym shorts you dyel redditor b*tthead piece of cr*p??

See

>that guy who takes basketball shorts threads seriously and begins to question whether or not he should wear them, therefore demonstrating that he takes Veeky Forums memes seriously

I googled "gym shorts" and they look exactly the same as basketball shorts you autistic twat

>wearing pants to the gym
never going to make it son

>that guy who does excerises with the barbell that don´t even exist

I chuckled

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No, no they don't.

See

See Then See Then See

How about "wear whatever the fuck I want" shorts to the gym?

>resting more than 30

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Guy = (You)
Girl = EE

Bethesda programmed dogger.

>Resting more than 15 seconds

> Resting at all

>not beginning your next set whilst currently completing one

>that guy that breaths in between sets

Mfw the autists in this thread think wearing certain clothes means everything. The only thing that matters is if you leave the gym with sweat and pride in yourself.

Sup summerdyel.

>He doesn't fell for the athletic temperature controlling garments meme.

>that guy wearing leggings and a long sleeve training shirt, doing bar-only OHP and hypertrophy

>tfw was unironically told by a manager I couldn't work out in blue jeans when I used to go to golds gym

He left me finish my workout session but told me to never wear them there ever again.

>that tryhard dyel wearing compression tights to the gym
I cringe everytime kek.

>that guy who gets skidmarks
h-heh what a loser r-right guys?

Tbh I have a lot of skids on my undies

>work out in blue jeans

It must be tough being a beaner

if I was a short why would I wear

Oh, hai Pajeet.

>Not shooting hoops with your bros after a workout
>Not showing off your sick 3 pointer to qt3.14's

You don't need basketball shorts to be baller.

By that logic you don't need compression tights or whatever shit for working out, making this whole thread moot, which was the point of the post

You probably don't even use an elevation mask when warming up, so your point is moot.

>hating on people who are doing the exercise correcly
gtfo scrawny mcboogers

>tfw people are just reinacting bane because they saw a movie and are playing dress up at the gym.

lol.

F-fuck off m-man

You probably don't have gloves, and that stretchy gay chest thing for bench, and wrist guards and lifting shoes, f-faggot d-d-dyel

You probably don't wear your weighted belt for all your routines.

>tfw he takes it off after pull ups and dips.

Veeky ForumsNESSED.

If you have energy to ball after working out you aren't doing it right.
>unless cardio

>Taking the weighted belt off ever

Yeah cardio, I'd rather ball and have fun then run on the fucking treadmill jesus I hate that shit

>Not leaving it on and letting the weight smash the testicles of your boipussi as you go balls deep into her from behind.

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Don't blame you. I love running, but after taking to a lot of people that doesn't seem normal since most people get bored of it, especially on treadmills.
Seriously? Who cares? Get this shit out of my board
>REEEEEEEE

>I love running, but after taking to a lot of people that doesn't seem normal since most people get bored of it, especially on treadmills.

Do cycling. You can produce a lot of effort and still think about shit. I cant think while running. I can think while cycling.