/Fraud/ General

I'd put my pecker in her pooper

Figure out what's bloating you I don't think its the mk

Sounds dank. I've been eating donuts today.

Mk added 7kg in 10 days of being on.

It was the Mk, nothing else changed back then.

Noice, my coworkers brought in boxes of these huge local donuts all week. Fuck faces bring in the biscuits, BBQ and burgers whenever I cut and taunt me with them......dicks

but she poops from there...

maybe someday I'll have big boy legs
They're currently a tad over 16"

It should be IM water though

Idk why you'd be unhappy with IM water.

Fuck that would suck.

Usually takes 2-3 days for me.
Pick up some dandelion root if you want to speed it up.

why is it that every time I don't pay attention to fraud for a week, the peanut gallery starts running around and smearing shit all over the walls?

Well look who's back from the dead.

>a tad over 16"
Man, what, you're nowhere near challenging the calf pantheon of brick and I, do you know how many elapsed days of calf pumps, days of compartment syndrome from absolutely murdering your calves you are away from 20"+ wheels?

Throw a hunnerd pounds on your back and go walk acouple dozen miles and come back.

>why is it that every time I don't pay attention to fraud for a week, the peanut gallery starts running around and smearing shit all over the walls?
Shit and peanuts.

Sickening combination.

Jerrbears and FL get gf

It hasn't been too bad 2bh. I think recently tension increased to a level where shit smearing occured

not my fault your mom and sister have bear-trap vaginas

fond memories of dead numb feet that gradually turn to agony while your calves feel like they're about to pop from the insane intercompartmental pressure

don't tempt me, I'll eat that whole fucking jar with a gallon of milk like the shameless whore I am

>Throw a hunnerd pounds on your back and go walk acouple dozen miles and come back
How about fuck off I refuse to do that shit ever again
My post the other day was literally a joke
I even meme faced it like this :^)

It isn't a good feeling at all
It's also what leads to that constant dull ache in the knees and ankles whilst standing with no pack on kek

>I'll eat that whole fucking jar with a gallon of milk like the shameless whore I am
You'll regret it. Last time I did it I was shitting gritty watery poo the whole day.

Never again

>tfw FL comes up in your suggested friends

Where's the request at?

Is there ever a reason to NOT blast mk677?

Skin gains.
Test gains.
Sleep gains.
Eat gains.
Endurance gains.
And can be run indefinitely.

Fuckin based.

Weight class.

Rowing.

That's all.

Dandelion

Nice boots
Are you raeme?

trust me, I'm a professional

I've got a bulletproof fat kid stomach

>Dandelion

I gotta remember this for one of those spur of the moment things to add that extra little oomph to my dick-waving

on a completely unrelated note, I'm probably gonna give in and snag a month or two's worth of bpc for my hip and shoulder, apparently half-assedly stretching and trying to just work my squat back up isn't enough to please my hip flexor

don't try to make the fobbit feel nice about his barely worn boots

Jokes, on MY internet?

Does anyone actually like MG?
Important poll
strawpoll.me/10320731

This is mean spirited. Yes I do.

>trust me, I'm a professional
>I've got a bulletproof fat kid stomach
Lucky I have to eat clean constantly.
>>Dandelion
>I gotta remember this for one of those spur of the moment things to add that extra little oomph to my dick-waving
Excellent choice. It greatly improves dick waving capacity
>on a completely unrelated note, I'm probably gonna give in and snag a month or two's worth of bpc for my hip and shoulder, apparently half-assedly stretching and trying to just work my squat back up isn't enough to please my hip flexor
Tb bpc this time?

No ex pog

brick pls
There is no need to be upset about my boots still being wearable years after I discharged

Yeah I fucked up
Sorry user, pls forgive

>strawpoll.me/10320731
most of us have just filtered him, i suggest all you anons giving him shit constantly do the same

How many of you blast and cruise? Did you have to go to the doctor for trt? Can you get off if you decide you don't want to any more doing hcg or something?

What did you do mate?
Did you fraud while in

What a some legit websites to get sarms?

There's some speculation that persistently elevated GH and IGF-1 levels can lead to insulin resistance, but the evidence is not all there.

I might shit funny once or twice after eating complete garbage and drinking the entire previous day, but it doesn't even phase me

I'll get a 5lb assbaby after eating nothing but mre after mre for a week or two, but korean and even afghan food didn't fuck with me

>Tb bpc this time?

that chinese maybe-tb and probably some more legit bpc just cause I want this done and buried so I can bust out of every pair of pants I own and rock a booty that will make black chicks and latinas jealous

think I'm gonna press pause on my dead until my squat is fixed since the relative quad weakness is just begging to fuck my shit up, prob switch deads with squats every other week and maybe add some to mondays so I'm hitting it all 3 days a week

actually got another mild-moderate spasm on the left side during wednesday's session, thank god for flexeril

I just think it's tacky to wear combat boots when you don't have to

plus one of the two pairs I kept isn't really fit to wear out and about, since they're basically one giant rust-brown blood stain

>Lucky I have to eat clean constantly.
Same. At least we can circle jerk over the healthspan/lifespan benefits of clean food.

>tfw struggling to eat clean
I need my donuts

Tfw going to fuck first jailb8 soon
Legit looks like a qt that yolo would post and is most prime, literal 10/10

Wish me luck guys, not on getting pussy, but not getting caught

FAGS

Fuck you.

>prime
How old is she

>eating icecream right now
>cutting
coach pls slap me

Horrible pip, aches through out my body, nausea, what's wrong with me?

Test flu regular flu infection pick something

Test flu twice as likely if you started a new cycle recently with a shorter acting ester

Don't worry bro, the cut begins tomorrow, for real this time.

Have you tried IF?

Works well with certain types of people. It also has other benefits like starving bad gut bacteria, which might help with junk cravings.

spent the last hour researching where exactly the Vent Glute pin location is and I'm still lost. I've watched videos where it front center and runs as a bulging strip, and I've seen videos of it back center, where someone will flex and a bulge will appear. Which one is correct, or are they both and it depends on your genetic insertions?

What dose mast should I run with cruise dose test e 250
Looking to get emotional gains

I need icecream
Ez bulking

i have chocolate ice cream in my freezer....about to go for a jog though. hnnnng

Goddamnit. All i did after last fight was get fat. It probably had something to do with me not working out and eating more calories than i burned but im blaming it all on other things.

Time to cycle.

Cannot for the life of me find a source with Cialis and Mast E.

>muh two birds with one stone.jpg

Excuse me Sir, but you seem to have mistakenly posted a rather lewd image of my waifu.

I'm going to have to respectfully ask you to delete you image, as that is my waifu exclusively.

Whoa, harsh.

SDrol and Test E on first cycle, how fucked am I?

lay down on side, lift leg up. muscle will flex under hip. poke in center

He did get quads claiming her as his own. Jerry needs to either roll some solid jerrbears or comply with his demands

I must've missed these jerrbear^2's.

At the time jerrbears were not a thing. It was like 2 months or so ago

I'm so Fucking proud of jerrbears. Fuck duders such a good time.

That isn't even Azusa though, and I gave his waifu back later, confirmed with triple king of games jerrbears.

I don't into anime leave me alone
What anime is she from and what are 3 anime I should watch?

Storeman for arms units other than a few dark horrible months I spent in a POG unit

So instead of going full pog and bringing fridges in our trucks, never pack marching, barely ever even handling a weapon.
We got to be pretend grunts who also had the responsibility of knowing how the fuck to count and sign loads of legally binding paperwork.
I started frauding about 2 years after I left

Well this pair were my good base pair.
They never saw anything but formations waiting for the CO, or parades in cams.
All my other pairs are rooted.
I wear them cuz it's cheaper than investing in a pair of actual safety boots, plus I feel really weird wearing boots that don't come part way up my leg.... Like I'll roll my ankle and break it

Dear lord

I capped it doggo

I think the bottom post of that screen cap sums up your current conversation

It's Menma from Ano Hana you colossal faggot

I don't know what the fuck jerrbears or an Azusa is, I just saw my waifu posted and I want her image deleted.

This is your last warning.

That's just one of my king of games jerrbears, I've had many, these ones were triples.

Are you gathering jerrbears? Collecting them? For what purpose?
Fite me little man. you could not reach. #l8tr

What is this thing where people tell me to fight them, then imply I wouldn't be able to hit them because they are taller?
Do tall people not understand that they too touch the ground?
Their body is actually vulnerable to things bellow the height of their own head.

I just do not understand it.

When I get a couple hundred JB FL gf's I'm going to print them out, glue them on some poster board with some rare pepes and ask Emma Watson to be my girlfriend.

and that's okay

It does sum it up
>Faggot
I don't watch anime who's the fag now huh fag?
I'm kind of a little drunk right now so ye

There's a dude here in town that teaches light saber dueling classes. Should I go and learn to be hench sith?

Why don't you just go LARP as Sagara Sanosuke and hit nerds with a fuckhuge foam sword for practice.

Ahh true I was even wondering if there were like sith halberds. U know me user

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Some of those people who teach "light saber dueling" are actually people who know how to duel and that shit is amazing.

No pls.
met qt3.14. Turns out she's a total sloot who wants me to spank and treat her like a slut and make her my submissive little girl. First meetup, we sat in my car and I spanked her until her ass was red, she was wet as a waterfall and I fingered her a bit and made out. Gonna fuck her silly Monday. I have into alpha boys

Bitch also just told me about her rape fetish... Oh it's on...

Closest thing to that I can find.

Aside: why didn't they create domed droids with lightsabers fitted to the dome, set it to spin and advance them on the enemy? That would've been unstoppable.

Because lightsabers can only be wielded by beings with skill in the force, because fluctuating patterns of energy or some shit.
Or something about he crystals used to make them and focus the beam being part of the force

how did u meet this semen demon

Huh, I thought it was just that when the lightsabers are created it has to be assembled with the force because of the placement of the crystal has to be precise.

I think it's because the writers said so

Yeah my knowledge of lightsabers is low
Plus they kept CHANGING THE FUCKING CANNON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But yeah, nah it is just "considerable skill" and "enhanced by" force use now.
It USED to be all this stuff about how a lightsaber actually cycles thousands of times a second (similar to reflector shields) and the resulting changing pattern of the energy field containing the plasma beam required proficient force sensitivity to constantly alter how you were wielding it.

Ironically, Craigslist. But she's not a weirdo creep. Just a normal girl who is into some kinky shit that nobody else has been able to provide. She's 20

If Grievous can wield them then my spinning dome-bot can wield them.

Did she put up on an ad or something?

Grievous was a cyborg not a robot
But yes... By the current canons rules your spinning dome thing would win everything

Responded to my ad. Saying I was looking for a sub girl to fuck silly and that I was FACE FRAME HEIGHT SWOLE