Mewing Goals

Hey guys, lets get a mewing gainz thread going.

I fucked up, and need the motivation.

>currentyear
>waiting for my HARD gum to be delivered
>mastrubating in headphones to sasha grey
>notice she has a STRONG jaw
>finish
>check delivery
>missed delivery

fuck

I still want to make it, Veeky Forums.

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>implying you can't use concrete instead

I'm actually waiting for my hard gum too...I just want cheekbones desu

what is this "hard gum" and where can I get some

get greek gum, its the best

gotcha. ive been doing /mewing/ and other facial exercises, looking forward to my true jawline gains. My jawline has gained some serious definition since I started focusing on my tongue posture

btw got a link? cant find it on google

>chewing gum for cheekbones

What the fuck

Veeky Forums has gone full meme

>ramping and raving on insertions and bone structure
>"MOM BUY ME GUM i NEED TO CHANGE MY FACE"


The tongue tip does work but if you don't have cheekbones now, you're fucked

Ohhhhhh sasha the only bitch who has done porn i would consider dating/marriage with. On a unrelated note whats the nest discreet way to order a fleshlite? Need it for them hip workouts. Also i just buy hardgum from amazon guy who asked for source.

just search "greek mastic gum" but heres an amazon link
www.amazon.com/dp/B008RT2UVI

it's not a meme. the tongue posture is a must. my high school days I was always mouth open, mouth breather. my jawline was terrible. ever since i focused on my tongue posture and keeping my mouth closed, my jaw and cheek definition is amazingly better.

chewing gum isnt a meme either. while it doesnt BUILD cheek bones, it helps define your face by extending the bones up and down on your face. Not massive life changing gains, but noticeable if the gum is hard and you do it consistently enough.

Having a defined face is one of the most aesthetic things you can do for yourself.

>www.amazon.com/dp/B008RT2UVI
$30? is it worth it? how many pieces

Why even try gum?

Buy a solid rope and bite on it every evening for an hour or so

its 100g of gum that comes in varying sizes. The thing is you can literally reuse a piece multiple times. its a lot of gum just by volume

what the fuck is this shit

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

you guys are f*cking insane!

i still want my teeth tho. grinding them on a rope will ruin my teeth. plus, biting on rope only tightens your jaw, not extending it like gum

does it have taste?
fuck off faggot

...

you the type of nigga who buys into all the latest meme diets

nah faggot, i've been eating chicken and rice plus veggies with oats and fruits for years. my body is fine homo. i have shitty brit face genes, i need to do shit for my jawline. i wouldnt expect a Chad like you to know anything about it

What the fuck is this shit
ya'll retards doing it wrong anyway

>chewing gum isnt a meme either. while it doesnt BUILD cheek bones, it helps define your face by extending the bones up and down on your face. Not massive life changing gains, but noticeable if the gum is hard and you do it consistently enough.
gonna need a citation bruv, that sounds suspiciously like talk of toning muscles

There is literally NO toning involved. It's not muscle ... you're building the insertions so they show better. it's like running to lose weight to show your muscles better, call it cutting. Chewing gum and doing face exercises shows the insertions better

the difference is, you're not losing weight doing this.

You are basically believing in:
A: Toning
B: Spot reduction

its called isolation. isolated bicep curls are the same idea

euh no

With a bicep curl you are targetting the muscle and not the insertion

same idea. you're targeting your face muscles.. bro im no fucking scientist but this shit works. working for me

it's not.

If you could actually train your jaw musles the muscle would be the equivalent of the calves

I think there's a lot of sources that advertise their discreet shipping method, the only problem is getting on a non-discreet mailing list and getting yourself off of it
Maybe get a PO box and have it sent there before cutting it off
Also why do you need a fleshlight for hip exercises? Just get two or three pillows and a cum towel, and switch arms humping

wait what

You'd be better off getting a job and grinding money for cosmetic surgery. Should only take you a few years of saving

If I bought one of those chew toys that you get toddlers to learn how to bite, would that help develop jaw gainz? I figured chewing on a rubber toy like a dog all day might help.

9/10 quality b8

>mfw goofy Veeky Forums users sit at the computer chewing baby toys and dog treats in an attempt to look like a porn star who thrives on her dick taking ability.

You can "train" the masseters.

>The masseter muscle can become enlarged in patients who habitually clench or grind (with bruxism) their teeth and even in those who constantly chew gum. This masseteric hypertrophy is asymptomatic and soft; it is usually bilateral but can be unilateral. Even if the hypertrophy is bilateral, asymmetry of the face may still occur due to unequal enlargement of the muscles. This extraoral enlargement may be confused with parotid salivary gland disease, dental infections, and maxillofacial neoplasms. However, no other signs are present except those involved in changes in occlusion intraorally such as pain, and the enlargement corresponds with the outline of the muscle. Most patients seek medical attention because of comments about facial appearance, and this situation may be associated with further pathology of the temporomandibular joint.[5]

I think a lot of the "mewing" shit is shady, but chewing mastic gum has many benefits:

livestrong.com/article/267577-what-are-the-benefits-of-mastic-gum/

chewing gum will do nothing for you lol.

Its the tongue pressure that changes your facial bones

Great arguments