The woman of your dreams has been cummed in and on...

does anyone have more pics like this??

is there any collection of all those pics?

>it's almost as if /r9k/'s shitposts about all women being dick loving whores may not be 100% true.
They arent true, r9k just has terrible taste in women
Im guessing aroud 4-5% are the "slut" type who loves dick and likes sex

>Not realizing virgins are the worst
Nothing like getting blood all over your sheets with a follow up of clingy needy bitch. Not to mention the lack of experience really makes for great lay....

All I have

>woman of my dreams
>implying

I stopped having retarded fantasies like that a long time ago. Relationships are a meme as far as I'm concerned. Just pump and dump if you want to avoid getting your trust betrayed and your heart broken.

The fuck are you complaining for. At least you have a damn couch, oatmeal, a TV and a roof over your head.
I'm sleeping in my fucking Uni's library you son of a bitch.

Nvm this one too

You're a fag and a beta

Someone should have told Genghis before he impregnated half of Eurasia

>clingy needy bitch
yes god forbid i should have a girl who wants to have sex again, sounds awful mate

...

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Is it just me or do you guys get turned on when you see yourself on the mirror, with a body you never had before, admiring yourself and just wanting to fuck yourself?

I mean yea but I probably did all of that to someone else's dream girl

MFW I'm doing all these things to the missus.

150 lbs 5'8 manlet here.

How does it feel when the MANLET is choking BITCHES while you SHRINK and go to the GYM.

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tfw gf asked me to choke her while fugging yesterday.

Yeah now I want to do that to her too.
Fuck sake OP it's not rocket science lad.

my gf comes really fast when I choke n fug her

ex loved getting choked aswell
used to love anal and getting choked...
man, i wish all chicks had that kind of sexual desire she did but one in a milion i guess

To YOU, she's the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE; to CHAD, she's FRIDAY'S FUCKBUDDY

YOU fantasize about asking out that CUTE girl in your class, SHE fantasizes about CHAD CUMMING on her FACE

YOU buy GUCCI polos and get IGNORED, CHAD wears 5$ T SHIRTS from the THRIFT STORE and he COMMANDS ATTENTION

YOU had to settle for a 6/10 chubby Asian gf, CHAD gets the PICK OF THE LITTER

YOU run 5 miles a day, CHAD gets ALL the CARDIO he needs from FUCKING YOUR GILFRIEND

It's either ALPHA GENETICS or BETA RESULTS

What's the problem? Girls aren't meant to enjoy sex until I come along?

Stay foreveralone, faggot.

>wanting a girl who has been fisted

Enjoy never satisfying her with your dick.

t. cuck

girlfriend reamed my asshole
shit was cash
also spank the fuck out of her and finger her ass during doggy

Get happening OP. life is too short to dwell on the negatives

This. Done it to plenty of girls that I'm not going to end up with, why would I care about a girl I end up with having done it too?

> date clingy, needy woman
> wants to talk 3 hours on the phone every night when she gets off work
> wants to spend at least 4-5 nights a week with you
> calls in the middle of vidya time after you just started
> have lots of great sex
> eventually start to get sick of her wanting me to drop everything to see her
> put foot down
> break up because of shit fit

Clingy women are a pain in the ass. Moderation is a good thing.

no, i'm guessing about 100% of them love sex and penis; assuming they're straight.

It's just r9k has themselves convinced that the extreme minority of awful shitty women comprise the entire female species.

Basically r9k has women completely and totally objectified, coupled with an extreme sense of entitlement.

They expect any woman they get with to be pristine uncharted territory. They find it inconceivable that women are people, and have their own set of ideals and goals, apart from the man they're dating. Amazing.

Basically they have retarded expectations, extreme entitlement, and when women pick up on this shit (assuming the r9k dude gets close enough to a girl in the first place) they run away screaming.

When you objectify and elevate something or someone, and put them on a pedestal -- you wind up turning on them, when they don't live up to your completely self invented expectations.

Bitches love it. I used to lay off for the first couple of times but I remember fucking one girl for the first time on a picnic table and she asked me to choke her. I was like "yeaaaaah bitch"

She hasnt been fisted dude, and she came pretty hard when we fucked. hence the sort of lesbian
She wants to date girls only but ends up dating guys but goes back to chicks when she eventually freaks out

I had sex with virgins my first three times and never fucking again. NEVER AGAIN. That shit was horrible.

Nah, just realistic expectations. I've had sex with numerous girls that I'm not going to marry. They're not suddenly damaged goods, they're still mostly decent chicks who will make some dude (that isn't me) happy one day.

You sound like a fedora wearing neckbeard.

Do you fags seriously wear those uglyass under armour hoodies

lmao why would you work hard to sculpt a great body if you're going to ruin it by dressing like shit

cuckity cuck cuck

always

>no, i'm guessing about 100% of them love sex and penis; assuming they're straight.
Ehh...ohh...ihh...I mean i WANT to believe this but then i check tinder stats and just how guys overall do on dating and think...if they love sex and penis why do they turn most (if not all) of em down?

As for the r9k thing, yes they are fucked in many ways and being entitled is one of em. In fact its my major peeve with the whole red pill/r9k thing is that they think women should throw themselves at them simply because they exist.
I mean fuck, ive been approached by girls. You prolly have too but general rule of thumb is guys need to approach

you sound like you should go back to plebbit or kekbook

i always wondered why there are so many batteries on this pic

lol why, cause I don't have some sort of ridiculous double standards?

Dude, I love pizza. love it. but i'm not going to eat little caesar's 5 dollar pizza.

Nor would I want to eat pizza 24/7 even if it was thrown my way.

I want to settle down (to diinner) with a nice, handmade pizza with italian sausage and pepperoni made with care, attention, and the finest ingredients.

See the difference?

Besides bro, if you want a nice girl, you are almost guaranteed to not find her on Tinder.

(Yeah i've been approached and hit on by women, sure. I've also dated good women, bad women, been dumped, cheated on etc.. but I'm enough of a grown up to take it on the chin, cut losses move on, and not assume that the next girl is going to be as awful.)

And?

vibrators aint gonna vibrate by themself

>double standards
MY LADY
*tips fedora*
I AM A FEMINIST MALE
*strokes neckbeard*
ALLOW ME TO DEFEND THY HONOR
*posts on reddit*
I WANT TO BE YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR
*upvotes a post by a Woman of Color*

Autistic permavirgin detected

>implying there's anything wrong with ""double standards""

>Besides bro, if you want a nice girl, you are almost guaranteed to not find her on Tinder.
I wouldnt complain about having a 6/10 with a crazy sex drive willing to get down every weekend but im not really banking on finding her (or anything for that matter) on tinder

And sure, i might see that for some reason the uglier the guy the more approaches he makes so no wonder rejection is so common but i still think that girls arent as...should we say into sex as guys are. Simply judging by guys constant need to approach and hunt, girls seem perfectly content with no sex

xbox controller

lol, mad cuck

she's pure

Why is /v/ leaking again?

Get a girl who is not a slut retard.

2016, your perfect woman is a degenerate whore.

cmon now.

>settling for a 6/10

disgusting

Do you really think so little of yourself? Why wouldn't you aspire to greatness? Being fit and having a great body is just one part of being great in all areas of life.

Why would you even want to be seen with some plain basic ass 6/10 bitch

you are on Veeky Forums, the chances of you not getting weekly pussy is automatically higher with us

I didnt say i would settle, i said i wouldnt complain about having a 6/10 to fuck with
Its been a dry year friend, almost to the day its been a year since i got laid last time

In everything i do i want to be great and do something im proud of that i can show off but fuck it if i dont have basic needs aswell

>if they love sex and penis why do they turn most (if not all) of em down?
They don't. They can afford to be picky generally cause guys are more desperate, but of course they like sex.

But the reason chicks are less likely to have casual sex isn't cause they don't enjoy it, it's cause they worry about the stigma perpetuated by society and neckbeards like these:

You fuckers ruin everything. Attitudes like this prevent girls being sluts, and that makes it harder for me to get laid. I love sluts. You cunts should stop ruining it for the rest of us.

cuckoo cuckoo

well they also probably have a bit of an evolutionary caution built in due to the pregnancy thing.

but yeah, get in an actual relationship with a woman, and you'll find she probably has more of a sex drive than you do.

3 Y E A R S
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Get on my dryness lvl.
Fuck I wish this cut would go faster.

define "not a slut". Seems like most of the neckbeards here seem to think that any girl that has had sex before is a slut.

If you can't find at least a 8/10 with a great personality it's better to just be alone and focus on yourself.

Being alone is better than being with some gross ugly chick

You guys are beta as fuck holy shit. I slapped and choked my friend the first time we fucked.
>not choking a girl and using her neck and traps as a grasp to fuck her harder

once you get a girl horny they are literally sex objects.

>They don't. They can afford to be picky generally cause guys are more desperate, but of course they like sex.
Im still dubious, feels like a very one sides interest
You know when youre talking to someone who obviously doesnt work out, does no martial arts, team sports, jogging, lifting or anything physical at all and you think "Wow, i really love lifting and being active. Shame this guy does not"? I get that feeling when i talk to chicks
>Being alone is better than being with some gross ugly chick
I disagree but it depends on what you define as a 6/10 i guess
The dream is to find a cute chicklet with small tits, nice ass and a guys sex drive basically but the supply is very limited

>at least 8/10
>gross ugly chick

There seems to be a huge disparity in the way we rate girls mate. For me, there's a huge gulf between 8/10 and "gross ugly chick". If 5/10 is average (as it should be), and 10/10 is unattainable, then 8/10 is really really fucking hot.

But then I look at the way soc rate people and laugh. See girls that I would just about call 6s (above average but nothing special) being called 8s and 9s. Fucking Veeky Forums :D

>If 5/10 is average (as it should be)

>I get that feeling when i talk to chicks
You've lost me here. In reference to them being interested in you? Them being interested in fitness? Or them being interested in sex?

not to be rude, but maybe they just don't find you attractive?

>the woman of your dreams has been cummed in and on, she's sucked dick and deepthroated it until she gagged and tears came out of her eyes, she's had cum inside of her ass pussy mouth on her face and on her body, she's sucked a dude's asshole, had her hair pulled while getting fucked doggy and has been choked

and what the fuck have I been doing with my time before I met her?

Am I supposed to be a pure beta virgin too? No, I've been choking sluts, cumming down throats, stretching assholes, gettin' deep strokes on some bitches pussy I won't remember the name of in a week.

If you think about your woman like this, you got oneitis bad, bro. Spread that seed around and get over it.

I got kids I don't even know the name of, the fuck do I care if my girlfriend sucked a dude off before?

You just gotta be firm. If she calls during vidya you tell her straight up that she's going on speaker phone because you need both hands to play. If she breaks up with you over somthing like that then she is a ridiculous bitch but who cares she and you are no longer dating.

>Or them being interested in sex?
This one
I dont talk openly about them liking sex or some sperg shit but i get that feeling you know, judging by what people say

why would you even answer the phone if you're playing vidya

stop being a doormat

>5 is not the midpoint between 1 and 10
hurr durr

Chicks don't like letting on that they're interested in sex, again it's all to do with stigma - they don't want to be seen as sluts. Doesn't mean that they don't want it.

Even girls that just want a casual fuck won't admit to it 99% of the time and will react badly if you are frank about it. Bitches be crazy.

Its not about me, its hard to explain
We dont openly talk about it but its the feeling i get when they talk that they dont like it at all
Ok, i got an "example" although its not really hard to poke holes in it
Talked to a girl, usual stuff and i dunno how we got into it but she says
>I hate when guys stare at my ass, so annoying
I cant remember what i said but it just gave me the "boring" vibe like guys show her interest and all she can say is just "meh...whatever"

>she calls
>i don't answer
>OH MY GOD, I TRIED TO CALL, WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER, I LEFT 5 VOICE MAILS, 10 TEXTS AND THEN SOME

>i call
>she doesn't answer
>i send passive agressive text
>she somehow turns it on me, and i'm at fault

Every girl has a some kind of rape fetish. All of it. If you don't want semen demon, you better of with virgin.

>2016
>getting married
>still believing in MUH TRUE LUV maymay

Top clock

yeah.. hate to break it to you man. she's not into you.

Guessing you get friend-zoned, like a lot?

Don't be offended by this question: how old are you?

Girls not enjoying it when guys perv on them doesn't mean they don't like sex. I'd be put off if girls obviously stared at my crotch all the time too.

That's fineness I've done things like that to multiple women, I don't expect girls to be innocent virgins.

As long as she doesn't cheat on me I could care less

>Bitches be crazy.
Well i can admit to that with no hesitation
I do hope youre right on this, kind of sucks otherwise

>yeah.. hate to break it to you man. she's not into you.
You really dont read do you?

Man what a great day for shitposting

>I choked her until she gagged and threw up
>I had almost my entire hand in her asshole while she rode ontop
>I came in her and got her pregnant and cucked her boyfriend
>I fucked his girl in the back of my truck one summer afternoon
>He walks into the garage at a party where we are making out and gets cucked hard, at a fucking party

Stop being a faggot and looking at the negatives, pretty much all girls are whores. They are designed to love being dominated by as many possible mates as could be in a lifetime.

It's life user.

I wouldn't want to talk about sex with an ugly girl. with an attractive one, it's a form of flirting.

are you really this naive?

>>OH MY GOD, I TRIED TO CALL, WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER, I LEFT 5 VOICE MAILS, 10 TEXTS AND THEN SOME
Bitches be crazy. Tell her to chill out and shrug it off

>>i send passive agressive text
Why sink to her level?

and ill be the next one to do the same and dump her

whats your point OP?

Said the cuck.

Why are you fixated on the opposite sex?

They're just women. There is nothing to them.

Why are all of you so enamored?

I hate that she thinks she can do it and get away with it but I can't.

>Why are all of you so enamored?
They are soft and cuddly. And they have these awesome things called boobies and vaginas

Yeah but why are you trying to do stupid shit and get away with it rather than just dismissing it as dumb when she does it?

Im...28 -.-
Yeah hence the "easy to poke holes in" comment i made
I can relate to it being annoying as fuck but it was the only thing i could think of right now that gives me the vibes

Ok i really dont mean to offend but you have no idea what youre talking about.
Its completly anecdotal at this point what sort of exchange this girl and i have, i just used her statement to make a point.