Chad eats pizza

>Chad eats pizza

>Ivan est semechki

And i eat strombollis. What's your point.

Tfw

>pjotr eats smegma

>/v/ is leaking again

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Fuck off Brad

That pic on the left does NOT look like a 35yo
I mean prolly make up but damn, id play twister with her naked any day of the week or every day of the week...both!

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>this is what americans consider pizza

If I was one of those kids I would have busted inside her raw so many fucking times that night.

Heh, maybe in new York.

Here in 'cago we perfected the 'za

goza is sooooo fucking good

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>tfw you will never do this

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Jesus Christ

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Lel, imagine the male equivalent of this body. Would look like a skinnyfat nerd.

Women really are easy mode.

Breh

Who?

Why didn't this happen to me, what the fuck I always wanted to experiment with a hot milf

For this type of shit to happen, you'd have to be living in a trailer park or some other run down area, or pray everyday that the hot milf down the street gets a divorce and falls into drug abuse. Most women can't afford to live in upscale neighborhoods by themselves, so if you grew up in suburbia, this shit wasn't happening to you.

>Chicago
>Pizza
Wew lad.