How fit are you / 10?

>counting number of matches on tinder

>Once dated a girl that had 900 guys wtf
900 matches?
Thats like two weeks of swiping for an average girl
a few days if attractive...

Finished fucking this one an hour ago.

37-year-old mother of one. She's been tough to crack. Doesn't want to hookup, but I am sure I will be Sunday.

Shit. Forgot the image.

>tfw good looking but shit body when I had tinder
>met gf on tinder

>started working out
>look really good
>constantly thinking about all the pussy I could be getting on tinder if I broke up with her

Already fucked this one after a two hours of chatting. Big tits. Tight pussy. Swallowed.

This one has never given head because she's never been in relationship. Haven't fucked her yet, but she gave me her number. After I didn't text her, she said something like, "it's okay. You don't have to text me." I plan on dominating her.

We are going to meet later tonight.

Ive been lifting for a year now, looking going so far
Ive never planned on getting tinder but the dry spell is real so i pretty much have to, gonna get it within a year
How hard is it really to get laid on it?

you're a slut

Why bragging? Literally not even one of them is above 6/10; and by the way they chat they are probably ill aswell.

This one is playing hard to get. I'll give it another day. If she doesn't want to fuck, I'll unmatch.

Tinder is depressingly pathetic.

Post Profil picture

35-year-old who likes fucking younger guys. She has her hood pierced.

>just looking for something real

you can do pretty well on tinder without being a fucking liar

How is it pathetic?

I'm aware.

Is there anything wrong with me if I'd rather play videogames than go around fucking sluts?

kinda wish I had the body that let me get away with this stuff

oh well, gym motivation I guess. anyone that says they arent partially lifting for girls is a liar.

one day

you probably aren't old enough for 4chin, since you haven't felt the depression of being a failure is my guess. Run before it's too late.

>he thinks it's the body when in reality it's all about 3 things:
HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

>wavedashes to you

Ive never wanted to eithier
Only pure qts for me

have face, have dick, dont have height

oh well

go figure im shorter than average yet have a slightly bigger dick than average (7x5.5)

anatomy is funny sometimes

>since you haven't felt the depression of being a failure
pretty sure goin around fucking sluts doesn't necessarily make you a better person or not a failure senpai

This one is my fave. She is 45. She calls me her master. Let's me cum on her face, anal, you name it.

After two days of not messaging her first, she said "guess you're not in to me. Sorry."

I'll post her nudes.

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Not that guy but fucking girls does help against depression

hello there, here, first of all check 'em, secondly is right. And keep in mind the more time you spend on a donkey-kong-beating-tips chinese forum, the more likely you are to go outside, socialise and fuck bitches.

Post your profile

>just go out and talk to girls

this doesnt work unless you look good first

People are not your sex toys and bandaids.

it helps you feeling better but it doesn't make you a better person, does it?
this guy spamming his collection seems more like a twat than anything to me

oh really? have you really tried talking to a girl? I mean if you are not too fat, even if you are too thin, it fucking works. Wanna know why? Because there are so many fucking meatheads like you out there that think that all girls want a hot body, which is true to an extent, yet confidence>looks.

pic related is that you?

fuck being a better person tho, does it really matter? We are all gonna die so just fuck bitches and have fun lmao

>it helps you feeling better but it doesn't make you a better person, does it?
Well we could start arguing that its very hard to get girls to have sex and this would imply that you have to be skilled/good to get it in the first place but that feels beside the point.
The act itself doesnt make you a better person, no

I have nothing in my bio.

attractive face :)

Wow. You really got me. I have to get back to polishing my katana.

Have fun with your amazing, cool life.

you can go around and fuck bitches and still be a good person though
If you can go around meeting and talking to people that's pretty good, no reason to get all nihilist about it

I'm just saying that before people feel bad because they can't do get a lot of girls, they should wonder if that's such a big deal anyway

you have the FACE, but you have taken the picture so that you hide your FRAME and HEIGHT, what's up with that? A bit insecure maybe?

look man, being kind and nice are indeed some good traits for a person, yet these most likely aren't the traits that will get you laid. I don't even know if they have anything to do with sex, so mixing them up with it is wrong, don't you think?

but I didn't do that, you were the one saying "fuck being a better person"
I actually said you could do both

It was more to get things in perspective for that guy who felt bad he couldn't get a billion women

>they should wonder if that's such a big deal anyway
Well, i mean...Let me give you something to think about
Last night you were alone, you had a bad week and felt like you needed to unwind a bit. Its been over a year since you had sex last.
What do you do?
Sex and the inevitable companionship that comes with it will help you feel better, but you cant get that so instead of feeling relieved of stress you get more stressed
Imagine this happening week after week, would you think it is a big deal then?

I have a shirtless photo, double chin, etc. It's not that hard to manipulate women using words.

What you just said did not even cross my mind when I chose that picture as my default.

Did you fucking mutilate that dogs ears you shit bag?

5/10

No problem with girls. They just seem to not like me until they find out I'm gay.

Man, it must feel nice to be dumb. Whenever I try my luck with these things I just get bored of the women. There is literally nothing inside of them that gives me joy anymore except their vaginas. How can you even go out of your way to be romantic like that just right off the bat. You dont know if they are drug abusers, if they like nigger music or if they have kids. It just feels wrong to give them value based only on their looks, when in their lives, for an average girl there exist so many vices.

>not censoring the number
madman.

well yea, of course

that doesn't mean that you should aim to go full chad necessarily

> (You)
>I've only seen that image used by this user that posted pic
Same guy. Still do it when I can, but I'm out of country for 3 months so I can't anymore. Literally no one here on tinder.

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yeah I'm just fucking with you man, keep being a slut, you're doing great

anyways, point is politeness and kindness are not connected to sex most likely, unless you are a really big piece of shit that can't socialise, which is the same as being very fat, so don't be those two things and you should be alright. Other than that, this thread is about attracting girls, but if you wanna be a good person, sure go for it, we sure do need some more good people on earth, but I hope you get my point.

Anyway, another milf who does what I want whenever I want. I don't even call her by her name. If you can make a bitch cum from penetration (not just eating her out) they will be at your mercy.

Don't ask me why she uses brackets.

No, ofc not.
Id be happy if i got laid once a month or had a 6/10 girl i could be FWB with
Point was sex is important to mental health

>most are smokers
>most have bad eating habits and follow the general trend of becoming fat
>most have poor idols, bad culture, listen to nigger music, have nigger idols
>there are many mentally ill ones like vegetarians, sjw's and feminists
>most of them are on the censored facebook and are generally technologically illiterate and completely unaware of the world
>most probably come from single parents as the divorces are rampant in the western world

Seriously, this is the average girl.

Eh, high test of you ask me.

the kind of girl you wanna fuck, not the kind of girl you wanna get in a relationship with, which is smart because you are on tinder, so keep following your dick's will my man, I'm with ya.

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>Seriously, this is the average girl.
Most of these do not factor in when you just want to fuck
Well being a feminist kind of does i guess, unless you want rape charges afterwards because she regrets it

Whoops, actually the one you posted is not me, but I did go in a thread touting the power of that specific spiderman giphy in tinder. So I guess he followed my advice.

Hopefully it brings up you tinder game, at least it has for me.

im a virgin but that vagina looks pretty weird right?

She's 47. A mother of 2. And that was a couple hours after we fucked.

was at least tight? Well, you never really expect a vagina to look good, because it's made to look like roast beef and it's just something to penetrate

She hadn't fucked in a month prior to us, so she was pretty tight. She also works out and does kegels.

Easy as fuck lads, you be nice to them, make them nice and comfy

Then you go full prick mode on them, they can't get enough

Ignoring girls works wonders, they freak out thinking they've said something wrong

Yea, I think that my priorities are a bit further than fucking. I dont think that its bad though, its just being non alone for me is more important than fucking. When I look into their minds, all I see is some dumb(woman)fags that were fed by people like you, into thinking that any of the thoughts that they have are relevant. Its horrible. But trying it out time and time again I dont seem to derive any pleasure from talking to them. Yet they have this expectation that they are okay, that they are normal and that they are relevant to the world.

I just cant get past that bullshit in where I should pour some semblance of interest into them, I can fool many people, I can talk some bullshit, but in the long run, if you genuinely have no interest in their mental worlds and what boring/stupid shit they are doing in their lives. It will show.

I am not even sure how I can turn into a normie like that so I can reach down to their level.

Another of me

After this girl I thought I was Vining with stopped talking to me, I felt like shit. So I installed Tinder. I have fucked 15 women over the past 12 days. It's definitely helped me forget about 'her.'

wow you made that seem so simple and easy

peta pls go die and take a few of your friends with you.

people like you are bottom of the barrel scum when it comes to intelligence

You're my brother from another British mother. This guy gets it.

>come fuck me then
girls really don't give a fuck do they?

Eat dick fag boy. I just dont torture my animals to make myself feel better. Way to go Dahmer.

be a pure aesthetic husbando

You kind of need to go with the market, girls have an insane market value because there are way too many guys so they can be picky.
All those traits in one girl still means she can pick and choose amoung many guys so thats part of the problem indeed

The power of spiderman.

By the way, that is my dog. I am not the one who called you Peta.

>So I installed Tinder. I have fucked 15 women over the past 12 days
Im gonna ask you to prove this mate, doesnt seem possible

You just have to initiate the dirty talk. Once you do, they feel comfortable being sluts.

one of my retarded friends learned that somewhere and ever since then this nigga has like 10 side chicks.

>hey wanna examine my penis I MEAN MY BONE lol

Yeah, guys totally give a fuck too.

lmao this reminds me of pic related

ur kinda ugly though no offense

When you open them up do you just get straight to the point or do some bullshit talk before you mention sex?

It just feels unfair, that a guy who worked out for 2 years, ate carefully, has a nice body and good enough looking face. Who took great care of himself into improving his life. Is comparable to some random dumb broad who eats like shit, smokes, has kids from multiple partners and gets all her information from jewbook. Who doesnt even browse any scientific journals. Who is not even aware of the latest global trends.

Like that monkey experiment where one monkey received worse food for the same labor, it just feels wrong at the natural base level. I cant get over it. Why would I ever want a partner who is a much bigger loser in life than me?

Shit, that kind of stuff usually sorts itself out with me in more closer and long term contacts, on work or schooling, but I havent done that in a while. Yes my hubris quite big but it takes a long time for a normal girl to realize how unworthy she is of me. Shit, I even am inside of a sports club and I dont have the same kind of disrespect with the sporty, hard working girls as I do with the normal ones. Because those actually work out, and they give me similar respect back somewhat.

>decide to buy tinder unlimited
>right swipe everyone
>20+ matches a day
>unmatch the ugmos instantly
>fucked all of them that I've actually talked to (only 6) in the 2 weeks

Meh. Not bad. Cheapest pussy ever at least.

I swear tinder fuck with the matchmaking to be more skewed towards more matches for paid, though.

How? Once you fuck one, you move on. It's not like we texted afterwards.

None taken. I have no problems getting pussy, so I don't care.

I usually open with a shitty one-liner. I will examine their profile before I send a message. It usually relates to a picture or something in their bio. I then ask why they are on tinder, etc. Then I turn the conversation to a sexual one.