HEMMINGWAY?

Here's a good one, yes he actually said this in response to the amazing athethist ribbing him

MY BOY

Jason blaha is dating a wachowski bro?

Did he actually say that? sauce...

Kekd

I can't be bothered to find it, but for some reason atheist talked about him on a podcast and made a joke about Jason not being as big as ryback or something, and in predictable fashion Jason replies in a video with an excuse, saying he's equal to ryback

>I can't be racist I was with my black friends yesterday

Shit like that, he has an excuse for everything

More muscle than Serge Nubret too

...

Seems about right

my boy

They're both cringey as shit. He was doing deadlifts and trying to get pumped up when a guy casually walks by and dwarfs him. I swear he's 5'7"

those child bearing hips

for someone that does deadlifts and shit, his obliques and core in general is hilariously bad

>20 years of steroids and peptides to look like a bald, fat woman

I have literally never watched one of Blaha's videos, but because of lurking Veeky Forums I irreversibly and completely view this man, his life, and anyone associated with him as a complete and total joke. Weird.

ayye blaha shudd be the new poster boi for calven klein

You wouldn't say that to my face. If you even insinuated a threat, I would draw my piece and fill you with lead before you could think 'oh shi-'...

I have tracked your IP. I had dinner with the Minister of Defense last night, and my pal in the CIA is on my contact list, should I ever need to track you down. You think you're safe on Veeky Forums? I am calling the CEO of Veeky Forums as we speak.
You're dead, kiddo.

you better not be a fucking PAWG

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can't tell if fake or a real blahaism

saw him in tesco once kek. he is bigger than he looks on screen and i would put him around 5'11 or maybe 6'. but basically just looks like a regular chubby guy that maybe used to work out or has a manual labor job.

he did not resemble a commando warrior nor was i intimidated by his presence. honestly just looked like some slob on benefits.

He claims 5'9"

wut?

So those of you who don’t believe any of this, that’s okay I really don’t give a fuck. I’m still telling my story. This is what it is and if you don’t believe me fuck you go fuck yourself i don’t care. For all these guys who are veterans who are standing there still screaming about your valor, stolen valor, after what i just told you that that sounds like i am stealing any of your valor, you know what? Fuck you kid. And go fuck yourself I don’t really care what you think. But i will tell you this. If you decide that you’re going to come confront me physically about it you better not be a fucking POG. You better be a stone cold killer. If you come at me aggressively voice raised negative body language as someone who i know is a trained killer. Because i don’t flinch anymore when i hear a rifle round come by my head. When i hear that whoop and that snap or that sonic boom. I haven’t flinched in 20 years from that shit. I got over that a long time ago. So if you come at me i want you to know something. It’s not gonna be me who goes in the ground. I’m still here. I’m still upright and drawing air.

Hemingway opened the door to the Black Hawk chopper over the war torn, ashen fields of Ngun-Ngyun'hai. The Delta Nightwing team had been on this top secret covert ops mission for 8 months now, most citizens of the Clinton-era America not even knowing that this small province outside of Laos existed. The young crackshot had been struggling to balance the mediocrity of high school and the thrill of mercenary combat for some time now, but it was the words of Ernest Hemingway - the author he got his codename from - that finally made him realize his true calling, "There is no hunting like the hunting of armed men." He was ready, Hemingway armed himself with his silenced HK .45 and his silenced G3 and drew his black and red KABAR knife and prepared to jump. His top demolitions-merc companion Dynamite realized what he was about to do and tried to dive over to him and grab him, though Hemingway had already taken the plunge into the night. "Did he have a chute?" asked a preoccupied soldier, "No, he doesn't need one." replied Dynamite.

The thrill of speed overcame Hemingway's fear of death, anti-AA rounds cracked and went "whoop" from the sonic boom by his camouflaged bald head as he lurched through the sky like a bird of prey, he raised his knife just in time and descended directly onto a haji's back, killing him instantly and breaking Hemingway's fall. The impact had left had left a warm splash of blood not unlike a Rorshach symbol upon his face.. his tongue lapped the dripping blood greedily, mercenary work was in the heart of the young warrior, this was what he wanted.

yo this guy looks like shit

ya'll just jealous that Jason has made it

this sounds like something a 15 year old would write. if that is really him, wtf is wrong with him, is he legit autistic

sod·om·ize. verb. The definition of sodomize is to perform unnatural or abnormal sexual intercourse on a person. When you penetrate a person anally, this is an example of when you sodomize that person. 72 hours of bayonet injections

>didnt visit here in 2 years
>worked out constantly, got swole
>this roiding "fitness guru" still looks like absolute shit
Lmao

dat gyno

This is just like how gay guys date those that look like them

t. virgins posting on Veeky Forums on a saturday night

Nigga what the fuck you on about, if I had to choose between virginity or that thing, I would chop my dick off.

Hi Jason.

Please, for the love of dog, tell me this is fake.

You got the algorithm working on here aswell Jason?

What I have on thes3 trolls is that my dik has been inside an actuall girls vagina - Jason Bleha

He always loved that .308.

I’ve got the reach and the teeth of a killin’ machine,
with a need to bleed you when the light goes green
best believe, I’m in a zone to be, from my Yin to my Yang to my Yang Tze
put a grin on my chin when you come to me,
‘cuz I’ll win, I’m a one-of-a-kind and I’ll bring death
to the place you’re about to be: another river of blood runnin’ under my feet
forged in a fire lit long ago, stand next to me, you’ll never stand alone
I’m last to leave, but the first to go, Lord, make me dead before you make me old
I feed on the fear of the devil inside of the enemy faces in my sights:
aim with the hand, shoot with the mind, kill with a heart like arctic ice

I am a soldier and I’m marching on
I am a warrior and this is my song

I bask in the glow of the rising war, lay waste to the ground of an enemy shore
wade through the blood spilled on the floor, and if another one stands I’ll kill some more
bullet in the breach and a fire in me, like a cigarette thrown, to gasoline
if death don’t bring you fear, I swear, you’ll fear these marchin’ feet
Come to the nightmare, come to me, deep down in the dark where the devil be
in the maw with the jaws and the razor teeth,
where the brimstone burns and the angel weeps
call to the gods if I cross your path and my silhouette hangs like a body bag
hope is a moment now long past, the shadow of death is the one I cast.

I am a soldier and I’m marching on
I am a warrior and this is my song
my eyes are steel and my gaze is long
I am a warrior and this is my song

now I live lean and I mean to inflict the grief,
and the least of me is still out of your reach
the killing machine’s gonna do the deed,
until the river runs dry and my last breath leaves
chin in the air with a head held high,
I’ll stand in the path of the enemy line
feel no fear, know my pride:
for God and Country I’ll end your life

I am a soldier and I’m marching on
I am a warrior and this is my song
my eyes are steel and my gaze is long
I am a warrior and this is my song

That's not him though lol
>right shoulder tattoo

That fucking pic...

Simply incredible, OP.

Simply incredible.

Remember me Hemingway?

We ran a couple of ops 20 years ago, my call sign was Fitzgerald. You crazy sunnavitch, how u been?

He's actually said so many asinine retarded garbage things that it's tough to tell.

That's my boi hemmingway

Wow goal body rite there

You van mever be sure with Blaha, which demonstrates just how fucking retarded he is!

He's just sucking his gut while flexing his abs. Makes hips look wider because it narrows the ribcage and waist.

my hemingboy

To review, this is after 10+ years of lifting? AND drug use?!

His programming and diet must be fucking awful. A true idiot.

Hemingway opened the door to the Black Hawk chopper over the war torn, ashen fields of Ngun-Ngyun'hai. The Delta Nightwing team had been on this top secret covert ops mission for 8 months now, most citizens of the Clinton-era America not even knowing that this small province outside of Laos existed. The young crackshot had been struggling to balance the mediocrity of high school and the thrill of mercenary combat for some time now, but it was the words of Ernest Hemingway - the author he got his codename from - that finally made him realize his true calling, "There is no hunting like the hunting of armed men." He was ready, Hemingway armed himself with his silenced HK .45 and his silenced G3 and drew his black and red KABAR knife and prepared to jump. His top demolitions-merc companion Dynamite realized what he was about to do and tried to dive over to him and grab him, though Hemingway had already taken the plunge into the night. "Did he have a chute?" asked a preoccupied soldier, "No, he doesn't need one." replied Dynamite.

The thrill of speed overcame Hemingway's fear of death, anti-AA rounds cracked and went "whoop" from the sonic boom by his camouflaged bald head as he lurched through the sky like a bird of prey, he raised his knife just in time and descended directly onto a haji's back, killing him instantly and breaking Hemingway's fall. The impact had a warm splash of blood not unlike a Rorshach symbol upon his face.. his tongue lapped the dripping blood greedily, mercenary work was in the heart of the young warrior, this was what he wanted.

Fuck you Simon

That's Maynard james Keenan from Tool.

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>Implying Maynard is still a member of Tool

Can someone remind me why we make fun of him? Is he a fraud

Jason Blaha looks like he's rude to waitresses and people who serve him at supermarkets.

he's Veeky Forums's Chris-Chan

Fraud in every sense of the word. Lies about being a mercenary. Lies about being in shape. Lies about being sane. Also, a member of /fraud/ as in on steroids for 20 years

See

Just wait til Halloween when the kids knock on Jason's door and he opens it with his hand on his opened holster with sweat running down his forehead 10 times in a single evening, his blood pressure raising higher each time he hears the knock and wonders if this is the end and a black Muslim liberal Vet has come to kill him.

-Regurgitates fitness advice
-Claims to have created 5x5 then when confronted in a recent video says "You can't steal ideas from dead people"
-Claims to have a genius level IQ
-says he could have been a doctor but didn't want to because he doesnt like studying
- acts like a tough guy online and that he'll shoot anyone who messes with him but got beat up in a bar fight
I could go on and on but check this out
genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html

What bar fight

To be fair, there's nothing wrong with repeating fitness advice if it's correct, and he never said he "created 5x5."

He should have just stuck with making videos about lifting, even though there are better places to get advice/info from. instead he decided to go full retard and make videos about e-drama, politics, and being Jason Bourne incarnate.

Now he's completely fucked himself over and I'm just wait for him to fill Mike O'Hearn with lead before offing himself.

>Calvin Klinefelter

youtube.com/v/l3lMLxa5oLw

MY FUCKING SIDES youtube.com/watch?v=dzWDNtrrpfc

5th generation fighter pilot here, I'm 5'7.

What are you? some bum hipster squished up in a cubicle working at some crappy accounting firm? Hmmm, real nice contribution to society there bro. I'll leave you here to enjoy your height memes, I've gotta go finish up the report on my latest sortie. Approx 3 fast movers, 1 heavy armor, 1 self propelled artillery piece destroyed, as well as about 27 enemy combatants KIA.

Also, stop fucking with my boy Hemmingway, he ain't the type of guy you wanna be downrange from when his got a .308 in his hand.

>the sonic boom by his camouflaged bald head as he lurched through the sky like a bird of prey

kek

This post is Bloho as a character in a Matthew Riley book, and somehow more believable than the coptop22 video.

kek good one

he was always so fond of the 308

>Your daily reminder Blaha admits to being on anabolics and still looks like that
>Thinks he is qualified to give fitness advice

He might legit be Klinefelter, if not for his small stature - he's 5"9. I think his fat storage pattern is just shit in combination with the fact he has no idea how to build muscle without putting on disgusting amounts of fat - and that is with anabolic assistance which you think would make it slightly more easier for him.

Blaha is legitimately fucked up and belongs in a psych ward. The stories and lies he tells himself must come from a deep ingrained insecurity and possibly abuse as a child.

I honestly don't think we should be making fun of him, it's not going to accomplish anything. He needs to seek treatment before he does something like shoot up a mall or off himself.

When his youtube channel finally isn't giving him anymore money that might be the end of the line for him, his main concern now is clearly making money which isn't going to happen unless he keeps reinforcing his lies and paying his friends to make videos confirming his stories.

The guy has some huge physcholigcal problems, on top of that he has access to firearms. He is very dangerous and needs to undergo a psychological evaluation and be given mental health treatment.

This lardfuck goes to body building exposes? Really?

hes admitted to being sexually abused as a kid

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Yeah can't really say it surprises me. Child abuse is one of the main things that causes these underlying mental conditions. They can go on for a long time and remain untreated for a long time.

I actually feel kind of bad for him. He probably grew up being abused which lead to deep ingrained insecurities which lead to trying a build a tough exterior (body) while making up a bunch of lies because he is unable to face his own reality.

The life he envisions for himself is much more exciting than the life he has, it's his way of coping. Normal functioning people don't go as far as to actually convince themselves and others that they are something they are not. Normal functioning people are able to accept the reality of their own situations and are able to reflect.

People like Blaha due to the deep ingrained insecurities and mental problems caused by child abuse (and likely other issues like inferiority complex) need to truly believe the lies they tell themselves and convince others of them to feel important. It comes from child neglect/abuse - he truly believes himself to be a fitness expert that possesses military combat training. It's sad.

My concern is that he has access to a wide range of firearms and people like Blaha are unpredictable individuals that tend to lack basic forms of empathy or the ability to self reflect properly. (See Eliot Rodger) these people with deep ingrained insecurities are capable of snapping and taking out their problems on others.

I wish he would just seek mental health treatment. Us bullying him and trolling him isn't going to solve the problem, Blaha will only self victimize and continue to prop up his lies with other lies. He is unable to self reflect, which means he's unable to see the truth behind even his own bullshit.

Truly the guy needs help.

What the fuck, why is every YouTuber the victim of being molested as a kid.

How do you know he used steroids? Just because he said so?

Because that is just as much of a lie when some huge guy says he doesn't use .

Jason Blaha has never used steroids and lied to seem more edgy.

except he's got gyno in some of his old pics you fucking faggot.

those arms looking pretty big tho, like maybe 18" in that pic

Steroids aren't the only reason of gyno.

Now what is your point?

Fatceps don't count