Be squatting at the gym

>be squatting at the gym
>this guy whispers in your ear from behind
>"squats are for pussies"

What do?

>"Yeah you should try it maybe you'll get some"

>I am what I eat
>Now go back to doing monkey swings
>I mean pull ups

>shout 'GUILLOTIIIIIIIINE... YAH'

Assume he's going to assault you. Stand your ground and shoot him. Then later sell the weapon on gunbroker.com

Jon bones jones was actually doing powerlifting during his time out of the ufc prepping for his first fight

Fags with no legs go down like twigs, they're totally unimposing

also he's a manlet

Slap his ass and ask his gf what she's gonna do about it.

Throw an oblique kick as hard as I can and run

I'd laugh out loud in his face

Anyone who tries to put others down in the gym is a fucking child. Its funny when I encounter people like that that are adults yet have the mindset of a child. I was probably more mentally mature and reality oriented when I was 13 years old