Mirin stories thread:

Mirin stories thread:

lifting since 4 months and getting daily mirins/compliments now
these were all today:

>be in train with mate and 2 girls i never saw before. one of them hot, one a bit ugly
>hot girl asks me and my mate if we are both single
>tell her yes
>a few moments later i gave my mate my wallet to check if i got any money with me
>he says smth like "don't worry, i wont take the condoms out"
>tell him i don't have any in
>hot girl says "he used them all with me"
>later that day she kept holding my hand/arm when she asked me something or wanted me to come
>we walked abit when my mate and the ugly girl talked smth about asses
>the hot girl comes to me and slaps my ass asking if i got any
>she says "oh yea, you got"
>a bit later she told me to pick her up because she didn't feel good
>took her on my back and walked a bit
>unluckily didn't see them anymore today cuz of a retarded situation, also she had no phone

>after a while we met a girl my mate made out with before
>they talk about big arms
>she says "user got big arms too"
>later she says i look like i'm on juice (lmao, lifting for 4 months active)

>on way home we met some other guy
>tfw he asks me how to get as big arms as me

Literally none of this happened.

>having someone else check if u have money.
Do you really think we're that stupid

there's so many things that scream fake in your story

the delusion

You're stupid OP

>lifting since 4 months
stopped reading, come back in 2 years faggot.

Fix your story and try again tomorrow

the delusion is strong with this one

>lifting for 4 months

>wow your arms are so big


really bro...

guys i don't know why but this is not something that special, it's just typical slut behaviour. i swear to god all of this happened, there is no reason for me to lie on an anonymous japanese fisher forum
something important to add is, that they were all max 16 years old and impressing 16 year olds with noob gains isn't really hard (i'm 18)

post your current body

if you dont have god tier genetics most of your friends wont even realize that you lift after only 4 months

>i swear to god all of this happened

every single one of my mates said that i built muscles and since ~1 month people who don't know me give me compliments about my body

i'm only 5'9'' might be the height

op's story makes me feel bad. I mean I'm not ripped at all and i have a ways to go but i've been lifting for 4 months and i haven't seen nearly as big of a dramatic change in how people see me. did he use steroids or something or am i just doing something wrong

OP's pathetic lying piece of shit who gets his validation from lying to anons

Here's an actual mirin' story from last night since OP is a delusional freaque.

>Been lifting since January
>Make some okay noob gains, but everyone here is fat as shit, so I'm alright by comparison :^)
>Gf left me less than a week ago after 4 years, so I'm in cocoon mode
>Go play laser tag with siblings since we don't get to hang out often
>We all carpool because the place is 30 minutes away
>Sit at table, take a couple shots because night out
>We each go to the counter to buy our wristbands
>Girl behind counter is 7/10 qt. Dancing to whatever pop trash is playing over the speakers
>I go first, and since I'm in a state of not having time for anyone's fuckery, I get my band and go to the table with most of family
>Only person at the counter is brother in law getting his band.
>Takes him just a bit longer to come back, but of course nobody questions it
>He comes back and nudges me, says that I should go for the qt counter girl because she's into me
>Laugh it off because I'm insecure as fuck and tell myself it's the alcohol in him talking
>Decide while we eat we could bowl, so we do that
>Get my shoes first from qt. Realize she's making eye contact and giggling hard as fuck
>Still an insecure faggot, don't read much into it. do nothing
>Have night of fun, and now we're leaving
>Not sure how we got to it in the car, but we start talking about the qt counter girl
>Brother in law tells me that she literally asked if I was single, then when he asked who, she said me
>Biological brother says he wasn't there for that, but did see her staring at me even when she was helping the rest of my family, and some random customer
>Everyone talks about how when I was around she was giggling way more than normal
>Tfw that place is 30 minutes away so if I go now to try to pick her up it would be weird as fuck.
>Heavily considering just going with a group of friends and just talking to her next weekend

Life is suffering. But that was my first mire that wasn't fat.

>he used them all with me"

tell that to Zod's snapped neck

trust me i only gained around 18lbs but most of it pure muscle (i'm very low bf). you can only see that i lift with shirt/no shirt on

if you think so u autistic cunt, there is literally no reason for me to lie but if you never got strong mirins like me then i feel bad for u faggots

OP you seriously need to work on your story. This is legit advice

>5'9"
>Girls mirin
This was ops way of saying his story was fake

fpbp
delet this

>go to bar
>dress shirt, pants, and shoes all fitted because of work and having a sense of style
>haven't been out much at all since lifting, alcohol kills gains but I wanted to enjoy myself this evening
>two black girls argue with my friend over income and political crap
>make a remake to lighten the mood
>suddenly both girls are hitting on me, the ugly one telling me I look like a baller and a boss
>the qt3.14 asks where I work and says she wants to check it out and come see me
>they both leave, the qt saying she wants to see me again soon and to expect it
>I literally did nothing but have a smug grin, smoke vape, laugh at everyone's nonsense, and make one comment
>my friend who was arguing with them has a gf
>she shows up to take him home and thanks me for taking care of him
>they both make implications that they want me to bang her again (swinger couple)
>hug them goodbye and get my arms felt up by his girl and she presses her huge tits against my chest
>go home because work early in the morning

Literally just existing around drunks is all it takes to get a self esteem boost it seems.

>Even in a made up story, OP still doesn't get any

Sounds like Veeky Forums alright.

this cancer board seems to be even more autistic than /b/ when you think my story is fake

it's probably just 1 virgin posting all the time cuz he never got mired @ before

what is so unbelievable about my story? the girl slapping my ass? her making slutty comments like a lot of girl do around my area? mired at after 4 months training, what's special about that? i got low bodyfat and impressing young girls is srsly not hard

>5'9"
>lifting since 4 months
>girls and guys mirin
>hot chicks literally hitting on him
>mfw

...

post body you fucking tard, wanna see dem 4 months sickkunt gainz brah

This. C'mon, OP!

>Out walking
>meet a girl I knew in high school and haven't seen in probably 10 years
>I used to be a fat faggot and socially akward
>forced into small talk because society demands it
>"user, you've changed a lot since I last saw you. You look amazing now"
>she gives me a wink
>finish up the talk
>continue on my way
The end

I fucking hate small talk. Why even bother when we both know we don't give a single fuck about what the other person is saying.

>tfw people gives me compliments
>tfw I know it doesn't matter, because I'll never please the man in the mirror

>OP would actually go on a New Guinean carpet laying bulletin board to write fanfics of himself
>act defensive and insecure as fuck when called out on his obviously faked story
See a psychiatrist OP.

>be at a local BBQ
>been working for the local park so i'm moving a bunch of benches and tables around, got that bicep/forearm pump
>roll up sleeves a bit to get some sun and avoid farmers tan
>carrying some equipment pass two qt3.14's
>they were talking and as soon as they passed, both said "holy shit"
>looked back and gave a cheeky wink

I I I... think i'm gonna make it guys

actually you guys make me pretty happy because if you don't believe my mirins, then they must've been something pretty special ;) i'm the only guy that knows that it's true

+1

show us what you need to look like to get mires from teenage girls op

I'm 5'10, will hot girls ever mire me?

Post your body first then talk you stupid dumbass lmao. Can't believe this idiot actually expected people to buy his clumsily constructed story

Do it breh you got nothing to loose!

Weren't you with your friend when you were mired?

LMAO

KEK
OP BTFO

Why did you hand your friend your wallet to check if there was money in it? I don't understand. Are you blind?

he got blown by 2 girls and had to finger another 2.

>in locker room
>2 old guys come in
>they talk about stuff
>one of them say something like: i like going to the gym but big guys like him (pointing towards me) intimidate me
>answer that i've just started (i should have said 4 u)
>other guy responds : well you're getting there
>made my day
>mfw i'm 6'2 210 at 15% bf

Ah. I remember my first beer.

>at party last night
>for some reason feeling really confident
>engage chad mode, talking to everyone, cracking jokes
>girls commenting on my height, feeling up my arms a bit, laughing at my shitty jokes, etc
>generally being the most alpha guy there
>flirt up some turkish girl for most of the night
>seems into me but also seems like a bit of a prude so move on to hot sorority girl
>end up kissing her and getting invited to go to the beach with her and her friends

also at some point some other girl pulled me behind a building to make out but I didn't do anything because she was really fucked up and seemed kinda crazy

>Be me, going through mad shit with gf
>At a Halloween party
>Playing beer pong like a God
>We're down to the last cups
>Time to go clutch
>About to take shot
>Hear tipsy girl dressed as a slutty version of Betty from the Flintstones cheer
>I know that it was her, because she ran up, wraps herself around me and takes a picture with me
>She's still hung onto me
>I gently get her off of me and resume playing beer pong
>Girlfriend watches the whole thing
>Get home that night and have the best sex ever.

Got mired, and learned that the dread game is real that night.

I've had a couple girls notice after literally two or three weeks m8 and I'm a 6'1 lanklet with long arms

Do it man. She wants you bad.

>had my friend check my wallet to see how much money i had

Plot device to force joke about condoms

>your story has massive fucking holes

>ended up hanging out with strangers all day

K m8

GO BACK. Say that you left something--her number. Then get her out back in her car and let her massage your thick beautiful cock with her tonsils.

Hold her head down, strong masculine hands entangled in her hair, holding her down.

She squeaks and tries to pull off, but her petite frame is nothing for you to completely overpower. She beats on your thighs with her perfectly manicured, delicate little hands. You force her face further into your musky crotch and angle her down a little. Her eyes bulge wildly as they begin to roll back into her head, face turning red, then dark. Unleash a massive liter of spunk past her esophagus as the light in her eyes burns out.

Bury her body in the desert.

>be me, 6'3", 180lbs
>started lifting 3mo ago
>now 210, nearly pure muscle gains cuz skelly
>at a party, wearing super short frat bro shorts
>rockin my LA Fitness tank
>group of hottest girls at my school (18 senior fag here) all giggling and looking/pointing at me
>stare them down while a down a shot and a beer back to back
>walk over and say "let's play a game: if I can do more push ups than all of you combined, I get one of you for the night. My pick."
>they're all blushing and giggling but agree
>they can only do 29 combined, I rep out 29 then finish the last one off with a one handed push-up
>by now a crowd has formed and everyone is cheering me on
>they all get close to me and touch me and say stupid shit like "omg user that was so hot"
>I pick a perfect 10/10 brunette girl who goes to the gym more than me
>datass
>smash her upstairs and get her number
>later on about 7-8 other girls give me their numbers
>best night of my life
>wake up in sweaty confusion to my pants around my ankles, cum all over my over-developed quads, my gallon of milk almost out, and scooby doing skateboard squats on my laptop
>fuck you fit

>cousin (15)
>pecks
>solid

And this is why I don't come on this board anymore.

iktfb

That's the worst fucking story I've ever read.

I think I'm getting body dysmorphic disorder

Guys
Is the body in the OP pic a good female body?
Rate it out of 10

>engage chad mode
you're a chad by default, get the fuck out

another victim of the SS meme

fucking lol'd

I'm really not user, it's really amazing what alcohol and gains can do to your confidence

...

>visit my family doctor who I have known for over a decade now
>a really cool dude with similar hobbies, is even a facebook friend
>I was mountain biking and fell pretty hard on some rocks and needed stitches on my chin and back a week prior
>get my stitches removed on this day
>as soon as I enter the treatment room my doc starts to scold me
>'dude I said to go easy. do you want to get an infection?'
>I went to play paintball a few days later because I already paid for the trip
>I said there was almost no risk, I was wearing a mask, scarf and vest that covered the stitches and I also put a band-aid on them
>'you are an idiot'
>just friendly banter between us
>so as he prepares his stuff one of his assistant enters
>she looked kinda familiar but I could not remember
>cute face, don't know about the body because she wore this tunic, maybe a 7/10
>so I take off my shirt and reveal all the bruises
>my doc repeats himself 'you are an idiot'
>so we keep talking while he removes the stitches, she is just observing what he is doing
>as soon as he finished she gathers the used equipment and leaves the room
>I ask him about her, said that she looked familiar and he says he hired her a few weeks back
>I thank my doc and on my way out say bye to her, she blushes, still no idea why she looks so familiar
>a few days later my doc messages me on facebook and says she quizzed him about me, team is making fun of her because she showed interest
>turns out we went to the same high school
>next day get a new friend request

>this story telling
are you literally retarded

I usually make my way into a crossfit gym and get mired there.probably because of an appreciation of strength in compounds.

All you have to do is make 5pl8 look piss easy and you're basically in danger of slipping in vaginal fluid

>so he's a powerlifter?
>look at his legs!
>I'm sorry! I just can't stop staring!
All things I pretended I couldn't hear

>Bro how about you stack some weight on there?
>Jesus dude do you always lift this heavy?
>how long did it take you to get this strong?

Easy mires at a crossfit gym, especially more than corporate gyms, true normies have no appreciation for compounds emphasis, it's more like they're wondering how much you can curl

This is the worst green text I've ever read you fucking faggot.

>mfw many people, men and women alike tell me I look good whenever I try a bit, lose the glasses, dress well
>mfw I can only concentrate on the fact that it happens only when I try
>mfw that means I'm an ugly cunt on an everyday basis

At least I have a chance. Sorta.

>18lbs of muscle in 4 months

Maybe if you're on steroids.

Did you fug?

No.
I don't want any drama with my doctor.

that is the worst excuse ever, stop kidding yourself and go for it

The gentleman said no. Back off.

Ruin my friendship with my doc because I wanted to get my dick wet?
I know it is incomprehensible to you that somebody does not fuck everything he could.
Do not shit where you eat!

>vaping
>bang again
nah mate

Please delete this

>tfw I got mired to much for the last 3 years that being mired is normal and when I dont get mired I think something is wrong

got the same kinda but not lifting since long

no, see, difference between you and me is I actually look great, normis think that and even Veeky Forums delusional faggots think that. You look like shit and only prepubescent girls will think you look decent.

>sit at beach bar, mates and me are throwing a ball around
>some chicks sitting next to us consist of one super hot chick, one normal chick and one insecure not so good looking one
>the normal one gestures us to throw the ball to them
>all of them want me to throw the ball to them
>throw it to the ugly one, she catches like a champ and passes back to me
>throw it a the hot one fast and inaccurate so she drops it

not really a mire but somehow degrading hot girls kicks me off

Seeing her face go from surprise (why didnt they throw it to me) to embarassment was priceless

iktfb

keep thinking that little autist with low confidence

>lifting since 4 months
>daily mirins
wtf is bullcrap???

>walking home from work
>cute white girl walking in front of me
>looks back and smiles
>I smile back
>she slows down and shakes her hips a bit more
>I catch up to her
>she says she needs a big man to make her feel safe
>leans against me
>I put my hand on her hip and walk her back to my apartment
>she asks if she can come inside
>tell her only if I can too
>she walks away in disgust
What the fuck went wrong? Was she trying to play me?

>chatting with female coworker
>somehow the topic of exercising comes up
>mentions that she doesn't use protein powder because she doesn't want to get too bulky
>tell her that's unlikely for a girl
>also mention that i use protein powder and i'm not that big
>she says "yes you are"
>keeps asking to hang out after work for some reason

solid advice desu

>making out with grill on my bed
>shirts are off
>she looks down and says "fuck, your shoulders are hot"
> I reply "lateral raises"
>yes i really did
>she likes my STEMmajor/weeb autismo and continues to make out

>go to an outdoor baths
>literally everyone looks like shit except me and some gay dudes in speedos
it's really eye-opening to see what the general unexercised public look like under their clothes

>meet a girl off instagram for a coffee
>she falls in love with me because i'm tall

>nothing comes from either of these things because I'm travelling

what is life

this is the board which once called michael phelps body not athletic, there is no pleasing you guys..

This

Even though I am making progress. Even though my gf says I'm sexy and wants my dick
Even though cute girls and boys hit on me.
Even though all of my highschool friends say I'm looking really good

I still feel like a DYEL on the inside

Mines short and simple
>be me
>solid noob gains for the past few months
>been talking to this qt for the last couple of weeks, finally meet for the first time
>eventually were in the park with her on my lap
>she has her hands around me feeling my back and shoulders, mirin hard, giving me compliments and asking me to tense
>turns in to a make out sesh
>fast forward a bit later shes my gf and still mires my gains hard.

"for some reason", mate she wants the d..

You have autism bro

post timestamped pic of body

I thought I was the only one who spited hot chicks like this.

Like she wouldnt just bite your dick off in a panic. U stupid autist

cheked

Wasn't expecting such good keks after such a shitty OP post. Good job lads.

>massive liter of spunk

Triggered

desu my story sounds a bit the same apart from the fact that ive been lifting for 11 years and no1 has ever grabbed my ass nor done any of that shit you mentioned. cool story tho

>cum inside

You blew it. No not your load.

oldfag here, go for it. you won't regret the ones that shot you down years from now, you'll regret the ones you know you should have sealled the deal with but you pussied out

>mfw I still remember the cute Home Depot cashier I should have smashed when I was 18, damnit Sarah I was young and dumb!

Fucking savagery if only this was real.