ITT: MINORITIES IN THE GYM STORIES

>gym in lower class south england city
>only other white regulars are some german powerlifters
>non english speakers outnumber english speakers by like 5-1

>Pajeet
>"my friend"
>struggle on last reply
>Pajeet asking me if I need service my friend
>pls no
>Pajeet asking if "my friend" is safe and is calling the front desk lunk alarm
Cry ever tiem
>mfw

Butthurt pajeet detected.

they usually have their own gyms where there are no whites from what i've heard, muslims do not integrate well outside of major cities, and i'm not convinced they integrate well there either

Browsing on my phone, thought that was blaha from the thumbnail kek

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I bet you said "that our boy Hemingway" before opening the pic

Isn't north london supposed to be more culturally enriched than the south?

>be spanish
>go to gym

I've got a story but desu it's not all that entertaining
>workout at 24 hour fitness
>occasionally see a pack of 3 to 4 Indian guys who workout
>I've labeled them the Sikh Kuntz
>all of them a minimum of 6ft tall
>all of them ranging from what I assume to be 190 to 215 pounds also ranging from 10 to 15% body fat
> one day I come in around 11 PM and I see the leader of the Sikh kuntz
>start a conversation with him, he's very articulate although with a light accent
>talks to me about pyramid workout schemes, and how he does wrestling and rugbee
>smelled normal
Idk about where you guys are from but these guys are all pretty chill, 8/10 would eat curry with them

t. Pajeet Singh.

that guy didn't mention london

>knows their weight, height, even body fat

I'm pretty sure you're one of these Sikh Kuntz yourself Pajeet.

it's a large port city and is cheap to live in making it fodder for migrants. it's where they were going to film immigration street

Sikhs are bro tier, but most of them smell like shit from my experience, you met one who didn't.

I had a sikh neighbor who beat his little child, she was the cutest lil thing and the fucker called her slut, whore etc in public
That was not cool

I used to dis the guy in this pic. But now I wish I was him. 20yo and still having my mom around to bake me a bday cake with all her love. I would tell her how much I love her and how much she means to me. Then I would take her and dad downtown and just walk around remembering all the good times we've had since I can remember. Then we would go back home and sit in the living room watching sitcoms and after that off to bed. I love you mom and dad. I miss you so much.

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How many sikh girls do you know who are sluts?

Nigger in the gym

>has two squat racks full loaded with different weight.
>some girl needs to use them so he takes the weights and just throws the to the ground like a fucking animal.
>He's not even squatting just doing sit ups infront of the rack.

I hate niggers in the gym they are so fucking inconsiderate and always have to have that tough guy nig attitude were they look like they want to rape you or fight you every time in the gym.

>smells like a mix of curry, onions and shit
Why do all Indians smell like this?
This is America. We have running water. We bathe daily here.

>live in the most affluent county in state
>not a single nig nog at gym
>only pajeets and asians do cardio

only 45 bucks a month too, would pay 60 in a heartbeat

shitter's clogged

;_;

their strange, browman methods work user

And yet you all smell like the big mac I use to wipe away the sweat that has gathered beneath my scrotum.

its Veeky Forums, did you really expect him not to be a faggot?

>work out at only gym in my small town
>not many minorities there
>only one I can think of off the top of my head is the half-black bailiff
>bailiff at town courthouse
>super friendly, super helpful, bought giant fluffy Spider-Man blankets for the holding cells out of pocket because he saw that the dudes waiting in them were shivering
He's just overall a good guy, buuut:
>in jail, hear about guy who jacked off in a police station holding cell and got fined for it
>super horny from not fapping around so many dudes
>decide one day after court waiting in holding cell to jack it
>camera is positioned so if I did it in the corner they can't see me until I go to finish in the toilet(so I don't get fined,) where they also can't see my dick but can tell what I'm doing
>get away with it
>start doing it after every court day just to relieve the stress
>other bailiff, who is white and clearly addicted to painkillers starts razzing me about it one day
>find out that they all know
>get out, don't give it a second thought until one day at the gym I see the bailiff

So on the one hand, I want to thank the guy for keeping my spirits up during a shitty time in my life. On the other hand, he knows I jacked off in the holding cell and I'd prefer that he just forgets I ever existed. As of now I just hope he doesn't notice me or say something.

>A pretty skinny looking black guy (a proper african one) doing pull downs
>120-ish pounds
>15 reps, like nothing
>gym "let's skip every legday" bro's turn
>same weights
>struggles to do 6 reps
>this guy only does upper body and is pretty strong looking
>every
>single
>day

so the skinny black guy is stronger than you both but u take the piss out of his routine

How is that alpha? He was literally so embarrassed that he pretended to get a phonecall so that he had an appropriate and inoffensive reason to leave a situation that he made himself feel uncomfortable in.

Yeah but look how ugly and twinky he is at 20 years old. His upbringing was a complete failure and it shows lol

Do you not know how to fucking read?

Why were you in jail?

>nigger at my gym
>looks a bit like DMX
>does this walk where it looks like he has a limp, I think its called the "pimp roll"
>see this nigger later wear a black power shirt, even though blacks have no little power and have accomplished absolutely nothing in their history
>mfw he probably thinks WE WUZ KANGZ

Have you ever actually seen a fit Muslim, senpai?

They don't have the strength of character to train hard. Pair that with their skinnyfat genetics and they all look like shit.

I fucked your mum in the arse too hard.

My university classes have a shitton of them, and they all smell the same. Kind of like a mix of indian restaurant and gasoline.
It can't just be from a lack of hygiene, it's like the entire race shares that disgusting smell.

Why do southern middle-easterners smell like that all the time?
Is deodorant forbidden by their religions?

but Carver didn't invent peanut butter.....

I'm black so it had to happen at some point.

>45 bucks a month
>tfw u live in a slav country and u pay like 5 bucks a month for gym

>tfw u live in an arab country and the too-fucking-expensive-can't-pay-for-this-shit gyms are like 15 bucks.

But I still pay for it every month. ;_;

>whites are in the back
I hate this forced politically correct shit

Lolwut it's like 400 ryials here, equivalent to around $100 a month. Pretty shitty gym too, no power rack. Only Smith machine..

In the third world it's normal to beat the shit out of your children, so don't judge. She wants to be corrected.

Muslims don't integrate at all, they only live in ghettos

t. Sweden

>they look like they want to rape you or fight you every time in the gym.

And you back down everything and let them run the gym. Beta as fuck.

Since when does curry smell bad? Have you ever eaten curry? 100% white here.

shitter's clogged

Burgers taste good but I don't want to work out next to a guy who reeks of it like a McDonald's Fry cook after a 12 hour shift. What is wrong with you?

That's not very progressive of you to say user. Didn't you know that Sweden isn't for native swedes? Or are you racist?

yeah, you also have a 200 bucks a month salary.

>this is what trailer trash really believe

Shit shattered pajeet detected.
Learn to bathe.

Kekkedy

>In the third world it's normal to beat the shit out of your children, so don't judge. She wants to be corrected.
>In the third world
>She wants to be corrected.
SHE WAS BORN HERE, IN ENGLAND.

Exactly its a third world colony for the welfare tourists.

Were they Sikh or Hindu? Trust me, there's a difference.

THIS. London can now be considered part of the Middle East thanks to the faggot sandnigger we've got as mayor. Fuck all non-whites.

there is no difference Pajeet. You are all Punjabi nonetheless and you all stink like curry, onions, and sweat, you have to go back.

>live in Midwest
>literally all white
>all the rednecks are too busy mudding and drinking themselves stupid to lift

Sikhs are bro-tier what are you talking about.

>white person does dumb retarded shit in gym or public place, as many other similar whites have
>it's his own fault, and judged as an invidual, and not at all attributed to his race

>brown/non-white person does anything at all disagreeable
>it's summarily attributed to their race, creed, culture, and heritage without a second thought

Okay.

Spotted the non Sikh pajeet

>White person in asian/ middle eastern country does something retarded
>Lol, white people are so stupid

Get off your high horse.

I'm white you fucking faggot. I'm not one of you poos-in the loos.

>Sikhs are bro-tier

>Sikh detected

Let me guess? You live in Canada and your last name is Singh? Fucking curry smelling poo in the loo.

>>>/tumblr/

White people who complain about race are nearly always pathetic losers. It's like the only positive attribute they can think of for themselves is the one thing they have no control over, it's pathetic.

I'm a white guy and my life is so fucking easy compared to some people that I know, and me being white is a huge part of it.

t. Carl the Cuck.

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>implying more than half of Veeky Forums doesn't visit /pol/

wew lad.

My life is better than yours breh

>greek living in greece
everybody comes to the gym to do bench press and curls.
the rest are albanians who also do calf raises.

Holy shit did a pajeet shit on your street? What's got your panties in a bunch?

>what is a joke
It's like you're stupid.

YOURE FUCKING A WHITE MALE

You people are pathetic. It's literally just like watch the mentally disabled thirty year old with his mom screaming at the grocery store. He could never possibly understand why his logic and public tantrum isn't a logical course of action.

>ur just a poopy stinky person!!!!!

Can't you not think of anything better to say than that same shut over and over again? Even if I was Indian it wouldn't mean you aren't obessed with third grade level logic.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Excuse me, that kind of nationalist tubthumping is considered offensive. Please write "E**land" from now on to avoid upsetting marginalised and historically oppressed minorities.

You finally got a toilet? No more shitting in designated streets?

>E**land
britbongistan

I'm white... keep up pal

Go to Zimbabwe and tell us how privileged you are.

Sure you are, Mr. Singh.

>being this mad
Looks like I hit the nail right on the head Pajeet.

You don't live in zimbabwe retard

It's the food they eat. alliums in the food stay in the body and you can smell them in sweat.

White guy here. You guys really need to look at the difference between Sikhs and Hindus and Jainists. Sikhs are definitely bro-tier, I've never met one who I didn't like. I can't say the same about Hindus or Pakis though.

>tfw asian girls line up to have sex with you because you're white and have good hygeine and don't look like a cretin

That's literally all it takes folks

also Sikhs don't smell only Hindus.