FPH thread

>Fat and stupid

They're sleeping on 2 frames horizontally to the bracings...what do they expect. It's $100 frame

youtube.com/watch?v=H8I9UHPuUkI

mirin obliques

Congratulations, America.

cnn.com/2016/05/25/health/americans-health-obesity-diabetes/index.html

I see fat people eating it by the spoon..

so fucking dense and delusional...

>using a spoon
LARDLETS BTFO

It is compared to getting a real job, which is why only hopeless idiots with no other options join the military.

...

>b-but muh honor

I was never military, but it's good for some people. The ex-mil I work with are alright. The people who make it their whole life can be annoying, but at least they don't whine as much as normal adults.

Found the dumb ass

I just wanna tell her to tense then watch her jiggle after a solid slap.

Edgy high school student detected. What would you define as a "real job"? Is it the minimum-wage service slavery you have at McDonald's or Walmart?
If you want specific government jobs, such as running for office, working for NASA, or high-paying law enforcement like the state troopers, then having a military background really helps. Next to college, the military is the best thing you can do to expand your career opportunities.

youtube.com/watch?v=y8oBBHy9t70

Senpai link me some more tumblr/haes posts so I can do more of this.

>fatty gets two heart transplant surgeries
>both hearts get rejected
>gets a third heart transplant that works
>keeps getting fatter and clogging her arteries
Really..
youtube.com/watch?v=b56JNh45ZtQ

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wtf am i looking at? wtf am i reading? is this americana serious senpai?

why would it auto correct my 'senpai' to 'Senpai'

>Being this new

Fatlogic is unfuckingbelievable. Wouldn't "this is the only body I get" be MORE motivation to exercise, eat right, and not look like a fucking animal?

No.

I am so mad.

>Yfw the heaviest hambeast of the past is the regular lardass of today
Feels bad, breh.

It's amazing how normal his arm is compared to the body.

Shit thread tier sthread so far what happened to the good fat hate threads

Fat Manbaby-hate incoming
>be me
>was fat
>now normal mode (not ripped, not fat, just the everyday normal guy)
>have fat brother-in-law (5'4', 300lbs somewhere)
>sees my transformation
>"yo user how did you do that, I wanna do that too"
>my biggest enemy at the time was soda
>switched completely to water and tea without sugar
>give in-law some simple tips for starters (no soda, no white bread, cut down on the candy)
>in-law thankful and seemingly motivated
>dinner time (we lived together for some time)
>first time seeing if he sticks to simple challenges
>takes water bottle, pours himself a glass
>wellDone.jpg
>eats a normal sized portion, all looks promising
>suddenly he grabs the coke and there goes the first glass
>"hey in-law, what did I tell about soda?"
>"well user, you saw I drink water and tea now, you did the same thing so it gotta work"
>he takes a second portion of food
>mfw he thought ADDING instead of replacing soda for water/tea is the solution

I got many more fat logic expieriences with him if wanted

want

>in-law already archieved basement-dweller parents living mode
>parents both earn good money, already given up on him
>maybe his mum still tries but whatever
>parents like to travel so every 3-4 months they are gone for 2 weeks
>me and gf visit house sometimes during those periods cause mr.fatty is unable to take care of a house himself
>lunch time, I had a long period of lean eating so decided to pig out on that one
>gf says her mum bought a big bag of chicken nuggets (700 g, 250cal per 100g) for us to eat when they are gone
>open freezer, no bag
>wtf.jpeg
>gf opens trash can
>finds the WHOLE FUCKING package of nuggets, empty in the can
>look into kitchen
>a bunch of sauces (sugar bombed bought ones, not homemade) stand on the table with a huge empy plate, half empy coke bottle
>mfw in-law literally devoured the whole bag, 500ml of coke and about 200 calories of sauces
>go up and ask him if he really did that
>Mum said it's for when they are gone, and I was hungry

he enbodies so much you guys hate

he sounds like my half brother

20minutenews.com/doctor-finds-boys-missing-hamster-wedged-into-700-pound-moms-back-fat/

post tfw this article

>mfw I use to scoop this out with banana chips when I'd get high
Thank god I stopped smoking.

>According to the doctor, the hamster had been there so long, one of Wiggins sores began to heal around the rodent, sealing it into her skin

...

>hamster has been there so long her bed sores grew around the decomposing rodent

>Unfortunately for the little boy, he witnessed the entire incident of Teddy Bear being removed from his mother’s back fat. According to the nurse on duty, the young man began crying “Not Teddy, please not Teddy!” Wiggins told the doctor the hamster had escaped nearly 3 weeks ago, but they were unable to find him. Wiggins infected area was treated and she was released. Her sister said she was headed to PetSmart to get the little boy a new hamster. “He didn’t deserve this terrifying incident to happen to him.”

Thats actually fucking traumatising, realising your own parent killed your own pet and seeing its rotting corpse being pulled from her body.

If thats isn't a wake up call for the mother I don't no what is.

I am kinda angered now remembering that so I will cont.
>In-law (how the hell did he do it) found a job
>he learned as chef (what a coincidence) and some italian restaurant needed once
>they put him on a one month trial, if he works good enough they keep him
>It was always known that in-law is a master of excuses when things get "too hard" (aka he had to use some force/brains/willpower)
>first day all normal, he's a bit worn out, not used to get up early in the morning instead of fapping to MLP all day
>second day, still didn't fully get the hang of the early to bed/early to rise routine but still tries
>third day, WHAT A SURPRISE he got sent home, due to some ""stomach issues" (they can't fuck around with that in kitchens/restaraunts)
>goes to doctor, plays his little movie
>comes home, tells everyone doctor told him to eat lean for some days (nothing greasy,fatty, over sugared, too much salt, sweet, you know what I mean)
>says he has to do that for at least a week (one week no work) and he really feels that his stomach doesn't feel good anymore
>his dad sends him to his room and pitys him as we already prepared a planned grilfest (dad in-law grill-skills are out of this world)
>ribs, steak, wings all the things that you know you will have to cut for weeks after pigging out
>lava cake as dessert (arch enemy)
>time for eating
>brother-in-law comes to table with his ""hurting stomach"
>be a good m8 and want to pass him the salat
>lolnope.jpg
>happily starts devouring meat, baked potatoes, fries, coke and lava cake
>goes on pity mode once he is finished cause although he ""surely"" tried not to concern his body, even that was too much
>goes up to his room and plays dying dog for the next week, except when there is something delicious cooked, then his stomach is fine all fo a sudden

>mfw

>EXTREME CARDIO (maybe even 60 minutes!!)
>SERIOUS LOW CALORIE DIETING
>no sugar, no beer
>NO FUN

the sheer lack of self awareness and self discipline of these people makes me lose all hope in the future of the USA. Please bring back the president's fitness test or some shit. Promote healthy behavior, we can't let these fucks spread their bullshit.

Are there more pictures like this?

did he keep his job after one week of no work?

fake

>and real

what?

>If Im sitting around having a cocktail and socializing I am a normal well adjusted person

>But if my liver is failing and Im chugging vodka then I am an alcoholic who is killing them-self, is disgusting and is everything wrong with society.

The struggle is real

It's this real? This is from a comedy bit. It has to be.

700g is 3 peoples worth of chicken?

wat

Also it's worth noting that you're not quirky or cute for eating pizza. There's nothing interesting or quirky about eating the most accessible, uninteresting comfort food in the world and tumblr's worship of it is beyond annoying, fat or skinny.
Video related.
youtube.com/watch?v=6gA6pOhyea4

It is. It's exactly equivalent to two tins of tuna. Add some veggies on the side and a glass of water and there's your meal.

This. A military background opens more doors than you could count. It shows you have what it takes to take orders from your superiors and further push the zionism onto the west. I'm a decorated lieutenant with 14 good goy medallions I earned killing civilians and children. It's hard work, absolutely not for pussies or beta males.

>It's exactly equivalent to two tins of tuna

No, it is not exactly equivalent, not even close. You know tuna isnt really a sea chicken right?

Dude I think that American military worship is stupid and out of control but you need to fuck off back to /pol/ please and thank you.

A toast to all those Humvee driving welfare queens

I'm on your side bro. Being in the army is just a fucking job for plebs who's only other option is to farm corn. It's not altruistic or brave, or especially difficult, especially if you're in a non-combat position. I think it's jokes as fuck that people who spend most of their career fucking around with radio equipment on some hill get to be hailed as heroes for the rest of their lives, nobody should give a shit and you owe them nothing.

>20minutenews.com/doctor-finds-boys-missing-hamster-wedged-into-700-pound-moms-back-fat/
>post tfw this article
heh

How many children have you killed?

the rare and mystical quad boob, so it does exist.

I'm not in the military dude, I majored in accounting and I work in real estate finance. I think that treating dipshits with no career aspirations as heroes is dogshit, I'm just rolling my eyes at the whole "good goyim" rant.

I'd hire you to move lumber but not much more. Your skills aren't applicable in civilian life.

>all these people taking the bait
good job, user

I'm not in the army, I just think that the good goy argument is cringey as fuck.

I know, that msg was supposed to be for the child killer lol. I corrected it. I know you were smart enough to stay in school and get good grades. That's the harder of the two routes

Are you telling me that my tactical training isn't useful during peacetime? What about the war on drugs or policing the population?

Do you subscribe to that crazy canadian stefan molyneux?

Only 10 confirmed kills and I get my scholarship! 10 human lives = 1 college level degree!!!

holy fuck over 30% of American adults are OBESE, not just overweight, I thought I was misreading that at first, it's mindblowing.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zOtgqh8bT9o

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjEpQFzZo2M
"Health doesn't exist."
Fucking delusional fatties

>Getting good customer service at Walmart as thin privilege

Walmart is a shit hole and the lady was probably being threatened by her manager for damage to clothes because 90% of their customers are shitheads who piss in the isle for a laugh.

I used to be sub 60kg 5'9 with a gut and I'd eat nutella pancakes for breakfast every morning. I ate them for so long I actually don't enjoy them any more.

2 tines is 1 person servings

>tumblr's worship of it is beyond annoying, fat or skinny.

Implying CHAD doesn't eat pizza CONSTANTLY

I eat 300-350 grams of chicken breast for dinner which ends up being about 500 calories and 90g protein.

>tfw love pizza
>tfw haven't had any in months due to cutting

You are obviously in some socialist hellhole so I need to know: what happened with the job?

here in Glorious Mother Murica he would have been shitcanned the first day he left early

>tfw he makes more money than any of us by being a disgusting obese slob

I know that feel

veteranfag here
>be 29
>attendinf 4 year uni
>18-20 year old kids complaining

>triggered

>I'm eat healthy
>I'm exercise regularly
Every fucking fatty. Why are they always lying about that stuff?

>don't try to put on clothes that are obviously not going to fit

>old white trash lady doing her old white trash job correctly

nothing to see here.

Cause it then allows them to say
>didn't work must be genetics

or their definition of exercise is equivalent to our definition of
>errands
>chores
>resting

Poster of stories here
Of course he didn't keep it

Fnished the last half of the month and then he reported they "surprisingly" didn't keep him

>mfw

I got some more maybe gonna post but seriously his level of delusion and man-childism are just out of reach

>Be me
>I car pool to work because job is far as hell its 1 hours drive
>I am getting in the van and getting ready to take a seat when a hamplanet co worker comes in
>Nope.jpg I go and sit in the center console seat
>Quitting time and I herw hamplanet complain that they are to stuffed in the back
>Hold back luaghter then they ask me hey user since you are skinny as hell will you switch seats with me so I won't be so squished
>OK I say when it's time to get in I go to the same spot in the morning
>She gets visibly mad when we get out why didn't you switch
>Its not my fault to your fat

I find it sad since if she lost some weight, she'd be a 7 or 8 easily.

>5 or 6*

>5 or 6
if she had never been fat. with her saggy skin, she would be a 4 tops.

I fucking saw that review a week ago! Ended up buying the frame, literally laying on it right now. You'd have to be a behemoth to bend it like that. And I'm a big guy (for you hurdur) so I mean a really truly obese piece of shit.

>or their definition of exercise is equivalent to our definition of
Nah, I'm think they are mostly think of walking as physical exercise.

People are this delusional?

It's an overweight teenager doing airsoft, yiu can tell from the obvious weight, the bad camouflage, and the type of gear he has.

>Next to college, the military is the best thing you can do to expand your career opportunities.

It actually gets depressing reading stuff people like this write. It's the blind leading the blind.

Military helps your job opportunities, hell, even more than college at this point. Running a defense contracting firm, I can get even better kickbacks hiring veterans than I can with affirmative action.

But it's still a game for chumps. If money is your goal, start a business. Period. There's no debating it, sales staff doesn't get promoted to executive positions - executives are brought on from other companies. You won't make it big, you'll just be comfortable.

But that's you, isn't it user... "good enough". Everything about you, everything about your life... "good enough". Well good for you, I'm glad you found a way to content yourself with your lot in life.

It makes the path easier for those that fight to reach the top if the rabble simply steps out of their way.

I know that's going to come off as criticism, but I really mean it. Every one of you who is content to settle makes it that much easier to surpass the 'average man'. So, sincerely, THANK YOU for dragging down the mean.

>people like attractive people
>people are repulsed by ugly people

Yes

And the difference is just a paltry HUNDRED AND EIGHTY POUNDS

How does evolution allow someone to say shit this stupid and not immediately commit suicide?