What does Veeky Forums eat for breakfast every morning?

What does Veeky Forums eat for breakfast every morning?

Pic related, kale, spinach, lemon juice, and olive oil. Helps me shot every day or two or else I only shit once every three days

oats with yoghurt and slices of bread with eggs / peanut butter / chicken

Chocolate cream pies.

Couple Thomas light multigrain English muffins with egg and turkey sausage patties and full fat cheese

Oatmeal with blueberries and one pack of splenda

Green tea

This morning I ate two McChicken sandwiches and large fries and a hash brown from McDonald's.

Needless to say, I feel like my vital organs are failing.

Don't be like me.

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Gj user

I usually blend up some Kale, broccoli, spinach, a banana, protein powder, Creatine.

Eggs and oats

3 eggs and half a whey-milk protein shake.

Oats and water-whey shake when not on keto, oats plain.

not to mention trans fats (if EU)
fucking up your arteries
dont do this to yourself user