Describe Your First Experience With A High Test Girl

Am I the only one who likes ramming a girl when the painters are in?

I told her I was going to marry her 3 days into relationship.

Got married, that was 12 years ago.

I got her pregnant. Luckily for me my dad got restationed for work in a different country. Cut off all contact.
I don't know of I have a kid running around back in France or not, but since it's illegal to paternity test there I'm all good.

>we start off kissing as we undress each other
>things get really intense really fast and she begins scratching me
>its kind of annoying and her nails are sharp so i flip her over and rip her thong off
>i slip it in...its actually pretty loose in there
>i go slow at first and shes very good at speakig dirty
>>faster harder user, fuck me
>she says. I dont know what to say so i just arch my back as much as i can to bring out my full length
>i hit her cervix a few times
>>not that hard user...ughh not that hard
>she pulls it out and turns over doggy style
>>fuck me in the ass user
>im pretty confused we didnt even warm up for this
>everytime i go for the asshole she moves away
>she just meant fuck me from behind i figured and again i go all in full rom
>i am hitting her cervix again and she can barely stay up. I am supporting all the high test with my biceps and im starting to cramp up everywhere
>i get tired eventually and lay flat down on the bed
>she climbs on top of me and starts riding me
>she is swerving on my dick. Sometimes she would just ride the tip and then thrust all the way down.
>Eventually she starts having an orgasm. Her whole body is shaking. My dick feels like its about to be ripped off and sucked into her stomach.
>she yells i love you tom but thats not my name
>actually before we met her boyfriend was coming over to her place and she told him on speaker phone that shes not home
>i am exhausted but i wasnt done yet
>she takes off my condom and sucks my dick while talking dorty to me
>she tells me to be a good boy and tell her when im coming or she will bite my balls off and she does a cute little bite on my left nut
>i tell her im coming and she aims my dick towards my chest
>luckily i fap 5 times a day so it only reached my abs but that was very rude
>i was so mad i fucked her again for doing that, then in the shower, then in the morning when we woke up before she went to work

Happened last night and today.

Why is it illegal to paternity test in France?

>supporting all the high test with my biceps and I'm starting to cramp up everywhere
I know that feel all to well. What you need is a stack of pillows you don't care about, something to bend or over, or something like pic related to support her(though I'd recommend one that rises at a steeper angle). Do NOT try to fuck high test doggy style without support. They're way too heavy for what's basically cardio.

It's to prevent divorces.

France is full of sex tourism so there are a lot of traveling women who get pregnant by frenchmen, and french women who get pregnant by tourists. Their government isn't trying to pay money to extradite and expidite people every other day to test paternity. That and there was an argument by their leaders that paternity testing ruins families that otherwise would be happy, especially in cases where the father is paranoid and the kids actually are his. Banning it outright is better for everyone collectively.

I won't say it's my favorite thing, but the pussy is definitely warmer.

It more just sucks that wherever you fuck is gonna get blood everywhere.

Kewl.

Pics?

so if you knock up a girl could you just say "it's not mine" and get away with it?

Yes and no. You don't have to own up to your bastards if you're a tourist, but thats only because they wont waste time hunting you down and bringing you in. However, if you live in France and a girl puts your name as the father on the birth certificate, you're basically fucked. The level of bureaucracy hoops you have to jump through to get that cleared as an unmarried man makes it almost impossible to clear your name. If you are married and trying to test the kid, the government won't let that shit fly.

So you could cuck your neighbor and tell him to his face you cucked him and be fine, but if the woman has a soul and puts you as the father on the north certificate, you're paying child support to a married couple.

What the fuck is it so grainy for

instagram.com/rafaelaverdu/

How do I train my gf to get this body

if she isn't latina, that shit isn't happening

>spaghetti

>never forghetti

Tbh most of my gf have been high test. Girl I lost my virginity to was a uk 10, narrow waist, DD tits, came fast and squirter. I loved fucking her, that body with the perfect fat distribution and the right amount of jiggle in the ass..

She is fat now though, since I've fucked a few other high tests and they are all the same.. big appetite, super wet, and good fun.

Prefer fit chicks desu, sex is less 'fun' but the quality is better

The woman I lost my virginity to was a 32 year old filipina.

Lets say despite my decent performance, I wasted that opportunity.

How do we find this type of girl.

Hang out at Burger King or anywhere that sells deep fried food

Better off with a cardio bunny mate

>qt Korean on tinder
>all pictures are close up or far away
>she drives half hour to meet me
>she's chubby but I don't wanna be a dick because she drove so far
>face is cute
>go to dinner, she offers to split bill
>go to bar, plan on bar hopping
>go to pee, come back to seat to find she already paid so we could go to the next place
>next bar is closed, go back to mine
>make out, foreplay
>"I'm not having sex with you or sucking your dick"
>keep foreplaying
>"I kinda want it"
>"we can't because I'm on my period"
>lay down towels and fuck anyway
>thicc ass jiggling when I fuck her
>she gets on top, feel her ass cheeks rub my balls
>grinds the fuck out of her hips in missionary

Best sex I've ever had, ended up seeing her regularly for about 4 months. 10/10, would do again and not feel any shame. I took her out in public regularly.

Yes. You are the only one. The special one. Just like your mum used to say.

Isnt this totally exploitable?
Loke couldnt everyone just put some famous richfags or like the presidents name even if hes not the father and get free money?

not my thing, the dry blood crust isn't nice to clean off.

Girls are super horny while on their peroid.

I know I am but I don't like having sex with a guy until the painters have almost left. It's kinda gross.

Well obviously if you put a politician or rich persons name on the document, they have the means to handle all the bureaucracy. And after a year and a half in court, someone is coming to kill you if you aren't already thrown in jail for perjury.

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I want to go to France and cuck someone.

all you gotta do is make up a fake name and you can go bare in the pussy

was she really on her period or what?

Did she fake the hymen while you were at it?

avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/france-upholds-the-ban-on-paternity-tests/

I'm french and I didn't even knew about that

Go out there and cuck someone, pal. It's your duty.

Yeah, that's why I put down a towel.

We all know you cant have periods trappy

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So I smashed this escort last night. One of the most beautiful women I've had sex with. Her pictures don't do her justice. Her breast were A1 and her ass was fantastic. However her pussy was lame and I didn't even cum. I spent the first 45 minutes fucking her Veeky Forums style and after I realized that I wasn't going to cum I spent the last 15 minutes talking to her about my crippling loneliness.

Overall it was a 8/10 experience. I honestly feel like a huge burden was lifted off of me.

how much did you pay?

Holy shit you should just end your life. You pay a whore for sex then you talk to her about your autistic feelings?

You reached a new level of pathetic.

$150 for an hour.

It was a lot cheaper than going back to my counselor.

>Dating a fat chick who weighed more than me (I was 82kg at the time)
>She had massive tits
>(During sex);
>Her: Want me to take off my bra user? ;)
>Me: Yes!
>*Her tits drop a few inchs, going from big and round to saggy bags of shit*
>Me: oh.. s-so sexy... p-put it back on? I uhh... think you look sexy in lingerie

>I am supporting all the high test with my biceps
The fuck. Are you Kali Muscle to curl 225 for reps or what?

Holy shit I said that same thing almost word for word to one of my previous gfs

Not bad

hey fit i want a high test gf
i'm too lazy to find a new high test gf..
How to i turn my current low test gf into a high test gf?

impregnate her

i dont want no fuckin kid

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Impregnate her and then abort once she starts lactating

In highschool I cucked a black skeltal with a grill like that. 8/10 would smash again.

Does crossdressers count? S'he was high test for sure.

Literal perfection. Who?

When I was 21 I fucked a 17 year old high test grill. She was still living at her parents house, about 2 hours trainride from my town. Went there over the weekend, fucked her. Was awkward as fuck, came inside her after a few minutes of missionary (no condom ofc) she was so damn hot, tight, wet and warm, couldnt keep it in. We had sex a few more times, but came just as quick. Could tell she as disappointed. Next morning we had breakfast with her parents, she had hickeys all over her neck, tired to hide it with a scarf, but her dad ripped it off. Was a real stiff and awkward morning, he kept giving me the evil eye across the table, I went home a few hours later. She dumped me a few days later via sms.

Fucked a tight 17yo high test tho, bareback

Jokes on you, my mum always used to call me a worthless waste of space who would never amount to anything

Rafaela Verdu

She's hot as fuck where do you live? Aren't escorts illegal in US?

Thanks pal. Those must be her best pics though, her instagram is pretty mediocre

enjoy babies

>Banning it outright is better for everyone collectively

>this is what beta male cucks actually believe

Most of the time I have sex without a condom, all my one night stands have been bareback. I just love shooting a load inside that pussy, fucking with a condom just isnt the same. First teh hassle of getting it on, then the fact that you feel alot less. You want to FEEL that wet, warm pussy. Skin to skin, ya feel me?

And yes, I have been tested and no STDs yet.

>meet girl on tinder around this time last year
>go on first
>shes wearing a sundress
>notice how build and thick her arms are
>not disgusting super cut, but not girly skinny either
>later we sit on the tail gate of my truck and she stretches her legs out
>notice how fucking huge her thighs are
>literally lose my breath because I had no idea she was built like this
>cuddling and feel her massive thigh slip between my legs and press up against my balls
>she pins me down and we proceed to have very sensual sex

dated her for 6 months and it was great. Also discoverd how great sleep sex is. I would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night, still half asleep and just start having sex with her while she was still asleep and she would slowly wake up from it.

she said it was the hottest thing ever

holy fuck you are sterile or lucky
>std's
worry about the fucking chance of a baby

Those stories get me jelly as fuck. Known this high test chick for three years but apparently she isn't interested.

>life is suffering

>there was an argument by their leaders that paternity testing ruins families that otherwise would be happy
>The level of bureaucracy hoops you have to jump through to get that cleared as an unmarried man makes it almost impossible to clear your name.

That shit makes my fucking blood boil every time
why is it so retarded
just why

Thats pretty hot bro. I could feel her warm massive thigh against me balls while reading that. Would love to have joined you in a threesome, would fill ehr iwth my cum and make you eat it out of her pussy, would cuck you hard boi

Alot of girls are on the pill bro, prolly why I dont have a baby yet

Why you break up

In first world countries, girls pop birth control pills like candy. Going bareback in 2016 isn't a big deal.

friendzoned nu-male detected
>being friends wiht a girl for three years without fucking her
just end it now buddy

virgin pls

Is getting cucked homo?

>Do NOT try to fuck high test doggy style without support

do u guys not hit those long dick strokes

Squats
Oats

Can I get more pictures of high test, bearmode females please? It's for research purposes I promise.

If you aren't a manlet, your hips will be raised higher than hers. Hence you have to support her to hit said long strokes.

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Prostitution is illegal but escorting is essentially a loophole where you are paying for her time but it's implied that you're going to fuck

all this shit about her massive thighs gave me a boner

why have you given me this fetish god

who?

>fuck racetraitors

How do I cuck someone

>Update] [Auto] 9
get him really horny, then (with a previously clean asshole) get on all fours in front of him, pull your pants down and say "nobody has to know, it will make your cock feel good"

wtf

Lucky it worked out i guess.

She was 20, I was 25
>church girl, virgin, good morals
>big ass, thick thighs, flat stomach
We talked for about a year online when I was in the military, then went to college together when a I got out and became good friends. One day she was at my house on a study break lying on the my bed taking notes for class. I gave her a massage and ate her out til she came. I licked her asshole too, she said it felt weird. We tried to have sex but she was so tight that I wouldn't fit. We took this a a sign and decided to wait for marriage.

>tl:dr we're married and have a kid

>Dat pic
>"high test"
>Pancake assed stick-women

ABSOLUTE HARAM

But it was the first result when I searched "high test girls". Irony

Too true. Warning: butterface