I got a problem

I got a problem.

I cannot drink alcohol. By that, I mean everything I have tried has just tasted so awful. Is it me, or am I just a beta for life? My younger brother can outdrink me, my dad is an alcoholic, my mom was an alcoholic, and my girlfriend can put down almost any beer or whiskey with ease.

plz help

You need to drink more, no one likes drinking the first few times they try.

I used to hate beer, now i love it 5 years later

I try different beers almost every night. I am 23 and in the military so going to the bar as a nightly ritual is almost a must. I have been trying to like alcohol for 2 years now and nothing seems to work.

why the fuck do you want to drink anyway?

gynocity

>Both parents alcoholics
>Have a genetic predisposition to be a lush and ruin your liver, gains, and life
>Want to drink more

Are you fucking retarded?

Some people just don't like it, around 5-10% of the population I think. Interestingly monkeys show the same number

why would you want to 'learn' to drink anyway?

Maybe dont be a stupid faggot and do things just because others do

Have a cheap watery beer if you must to socialize, then kindly bow out of the next few rounds.

I love drinking but I like the taste of bitter stuff so thats me. If i didnt like the taste I wouldnt drink for the sake of drinking

Fucking this

>I got a problem

That's where you went wrong son. Just do you. I've found cunts are a lot less willing to get on your dick if you volunteer to be DD. If they still do, leave the fuckers where they are.

Are you 12? If you don't like alcohol don't drink it you retarded piece of shit