Hey Veeky Forums how would you call my body type?

Hey Veeky Forums how would you call my body type?

Holy fat storage genetics, Batman.

The epitome of sex

'trying to stuff your dick in an empty soda bottle as a teenager' mode

"Fat"

Dumpling

what the fuck

It looks like the challenge or whatever where people put a bunch or rubber bands around a wattermellon to see when it pops.

"Look, I fit into my teenage pants" mode

Ugly

You are 'Wear-a-shirt-while-you-figure-out-diet-and-exercise' mode

>in dire need of training and diet body type

Somatic condition type

Muffin topkek

How are you even able to fit in shirts and sweaters?

muffin mode

The Unfappable™

I'd fuck u

high test

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Perfect amount of chubbiness for me, but I like them thick.


Better start exercising though, because you'll look like garbage-even to me-in less than 2 years.

exploded can of biscuits mode

Woah I honestly thought it was just me. Got my cock stuck in a glass juice bottle and the panic killed the boner and let me pull out.

Fat.

Sausage meat in clenched fist

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F R U M P T O N

Maneater mode

Looks like Kleinfelters desu senpai. I'm sorry for your loss.

>slim waist
>huge love handles
>probably a nice wide and fat ass
would-bang-and-not-pull-out-in-prone-bone/10, i think this is the proper nomenclature

100% this

bruh. 11/10

Underrated

bong-shaped

fat

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Muffin mode

moby dick

You look like you're starting to melt. You need to wear a different kind of panties, probably lace. Or just lose some fat.

I hate love handles but fornsome reason you make them look kinda sexy wtf
Also those shorts are absolute shit.
Wear apandex/yoga or something that we can actually see shapr with

i know this isn't op but why did this woman go out in public like this?

THICC

Girl, I really hate to be mean to you, but seriously: how did you let yourself get to this point?

Luckily for you, you're still young, your skin is supple and flexible, and if you reverse course now, it'll snap back and you won't have saggy belly skin when you get down to a proper bodyfat percentage. Just keep at it and don't get discouraged.

Do you live on Drury Lane?

so that's what klinefelters would look like on a chick