Hey Veeky Forums how would you call my body type?

Hey Veeky Forums how would you call my body type?

Holy fat storage genetics, Batman.

The epitome of sex

'trying to stuff your dick in an empty soda bottle as a teenager' mode

"Fat"

Dumpling

what the fuck

It looks like the challenge or whatever where people put a bunch or rubber bands around a wattermellon to see when it pops.

"Look, I fit into my teenage pants" mode

Ugly