Delayed Realization of Mires

>lighter weight
Savage

kek 10/10

There's this 8/10 qt 3.14 who used to sit next to me in History class. She'd always smile and nervously look around whenever I'd glance at her for even a second.I never understood this. Does this mean she actually LIKED me?

This other girl used to always smile and touch my shoulder when she was talking to me. No one else. Just me. Actually, she was kind of a bitch to everyone else. Is this...flirting?

Yes, I really am completely socially autistic. I have no clue. Spent way too many years playing vidya and working out instead of interacting with girls (or anyone else).

>bitch to everyone else

don't bother or just fuck

Next time you see her, get your floppy out and see how she reacts. It's the only way to tell, girls are subtle until there's a dick touching them

The majority of people who say they did not notice that a girl was flirting with them are frightened pussies who didn't make a move because they didn't have the balls, and they're kidding themselves by saying that they didn't notice.

I know that because one of those frightened pussies is me.

>She'd always smile and nervously look around whenever I'd glance at her for even a second

She's silently praying that the weird creep will stop leering at her

>projecting this hard
kek

Kek

That actually was my initial assumption. So I eventually just stopped making eye contact completely (which I do anyway with most people). After a few days of ignoring her, she'd go out of her way to initiate conversation with me. But never in what I thought of as a flirtatious way. Just like "Hey user, I like your Frosty the Snowman pencil eraser."

"Th-thanks" I responded.

Yeah, I avoided the typical autistic response of "Y-you too!" Kind of proud of that.

>drunk making out with girl in car
>she drags me on to her in front seat.
>awkward so she drags me to the back
>lays on top of me for whats seems like forever
>tells me shes wearing a thong. Ohthatsnice.jpg
>so sleepy.. Not thinking straight
>next morning realize what i missed out on

Was this guy missing out on a mire or attempt to flirt, as everyone insists?

Because I'd be furious and indignant in that spot too, but I'm admittedly a member of team /autism/.

How does Veeky Forums handle mires?

>after taking some retarded test to be accepted into college
>a qt starts telling me she knows me from somewhere
>im a neet with no car, never leave the house, waiting for mom which is why i was still there
>impossible for her to know me really
>just do yes no answers
> she leaves because i was autistic as fuck

realize this a good 4 years after

>be grill
>see user after months
>user has put on a good body
>I'm hungry
>write my number down and give it to him
>he'll give me a call and then I'll have free dinner thanks to him
>user looks at the paper
>mutters something and tosses it in the trash
>didn't get my dinner
>ALL MEN ARE PIGS

>be 14, move to new city, new school, miss my friends, miss my old karate school, old guitar teacher
>two dudes try to rob me of my watch in school locker room second day, defend myself, get lost on the subway going home, its cold as fuck, never even seen snow in my life till now
>having a really bad week but this cute latina is being really nice to me. Smiles and waves in the hall, stops to talk, slips notes in my locker calls me sometimes just to talk
>getting on the train after school, she finds me and asks where Im going. Tell her Im going to a Guitar Center and a Sam Ashe see how much they charge for lessons. She offers to come along, I tell her shebetter not, its hailing and she should go home rather than staying out getting sick
>month into new school, get call from frends back home. One of my old bros has died. He got hit my a car coming from the park at night. Go back for funeral ajd spend a few days
>return to NY, depressed. Frend dead, feel even moreisolated in new city
>months pass b-day in Nov, dont tell anyone at school, x-mas comes, miss all my bros even more
>by the time i was settled in, comfortable in school, found a ood karate class and some people to play music with cute latina had moved on
>spent like 6 months as a dpressed sad sack and never noticd this cute girl was into me

this lmao, there were multiple times where girls liked me. but i didn't realize until years later... a few of them even told me they used to like me in HS

these bitches need to stop beating around the bush

Shit wit is best wit

>these bitches need to stop beating around the bush
maybe you should start beating around their bush

I think it's a mix of both in most cases. You just doubt yourself initially, because you're a pussy.

Arnold?

>always flirted lightly with friend's younger sister in high school and when I saw her when visiting from college
>fastforward to her freshman year of college and my senior year
>have a meeting in the town of her college
>mention that i'll be in town and ask if she wants to grab dinner
>emphatically says yes
>pick her up
>go to some restaurant
>chatting about random things
>she keeps mentioning her roommate is gone for some reason
>disregard it
>continue chatting
>she mentions it again a couple times
>driving her back
>she tells, again, that her roommate is gone for the semester
>mentions that she's lonely at night
>wonder why she thinks about her roommate so much
>decide to cheer her up with a joke
>suggest she build a scarecrow or buy a mannequin and put it in her roommate's bed
>laugh at my own joke
>drop her off
>drive home

At house party this weekend.
A distant friend of a friend comes up
>"So user, how's the gym going?"
>Long talk about recent change in diet, intensity of the cut, changes in cardio
>Finish with "I want to build more but am still working on losing this gut."
>"I don't see a gut user, all I see is muscles!"
>She smiles

I forgot to try to discern if she was interested or just friendly. My first thought was that she was probably a liar and that she was possibly making fun.
My autism felt bitter.

This actually was my life. i grew up with low self esteem and didnt get a gf untill some 5/10 outright asked me in seventh grade. Looking back at old yearbooks i saw attractive girls phone numbers tht i never once used.. even now im only on gf #3 in my twenties, i fucked up baad :/

Middle school? That's not particularly late to have a girlfriend.

Nigger fuck off. I'm 18 and I've only kissed one girl when I was drunk off my ass

>be yesterday
>in walmart, pasta isle
>looking for wholegrain pasta, zone out for a bit
>turn to my right and see girl
>we make eye contact and she gasped while covering her mouth
>she made a 180 degree turn around and walked off
>I walked off and passed her

My qt female dentist told me I had a strong tongue

did you ask if she wanted the old lickeroo?

>first year of University
>Haven't hit growth spurt yet
>Still 5'7" or 5'8"
>Meet this 6'3" volleyball chick and she starts chatting me
>Talk about fantasy books, movies, etc
>Exchange numbers and text
>Talk more about books and stuff
>Start bantering and telling jokes
>Eventually some get kind of dirty
>Don't think much of it other than that I dislike them because they are low-brow
>Shift conversation back to books
>"Yeah, I could get behind author X taking the story in this direction"
>"I wouldn't mind you getting behind me and giving me direction"
>"Sure, do you have a draft or something to work with?"
>She thinks I'm bantering
>"Come over and we'll make one"
>"That's a lot of writing to just do. How about tomorrow? It's late"

No I pretended to not hear her

Wew lads here's a few

>be me
>cutting from builtfat mode
>send grill pic of body on snap, first time
>no response
>few days later, "Oh user are you at the library"
>No why
>"there's this muscular long haired guy, thought it was you sorry"
>I actually reply: damn I got competition, I'll train harder
>autism.jpg

Same grill again, like 6 months later

>Tell grill about plans to be a dancer
>"user you can practice on me and my roommate"
>Sure, when I'm ready for my choreography
>8 months later still not ready

Safe to say I fugged shit up hard with said grill

Finally can contribute

>be me, 20
>just went shopping, on my way back home
>casually walk past girl
>2 seconds after, hear strange sound behind me in the distance
>hold up, turn around trying to locate said sound
>at the same time, girl turns around as well
>lock eyes with her for about 5 seconds
>think "whats this bitch doing?"
>realize sound is gone, turn around and walk away like nothing happened

I felt so confused during that incident but thinking back it feels like a trashy movie scene.

>And, I had an Amazon fetish

She probably thinks you farted

What does the number one online retailer have to do with women

>texting this chick
>usually tells me about her day and random gossip that I don't care about
>one day asks me if I have any fantasies.. tell her I don't
>Tells me she has fantasies of being overpowered and raped, and about taking two guys at once
>started asking her how this ties in with her views on feminism (strong feminist)...
>stops talking to me
>3 years later and I suddenly realize RIGHT NOW after reading this thread

Btw she still posts feminist rants about being scared of being raped on tumblr because of society or whatever.

I've had so many women tell me later that they were into me and didn't get why I didn't return the attention. I've even been given phone numbers and stuff, and didn't get it.

I just assume no one will ever love me is all, yay for abusive parents growing up :/.

"Long talk about recent change in diet, intensity of the cut, changes in cardio"
So you bore her to death?

The point is that she stuck around and still was complimentary after I no doubt did bore her.

What is it one of those camera sound effects phones have sometimes?

Do not reject love because your parents rejected your love.

I know the feels bro. My mother used to finger my butthole. And my father beat me for years after I told him for being a liar.

But I have accepted love now... Basically the first time I ever "NOTICED" this stuff happening (or, accepted to myself that I noticed and believed it, then acted upon it) is when it all changed for me. You just have to take the leap into being confident that people can and will show love to you.

>be at work
>qt 3.14 hovers around me at work
>starts conversation
>tells me I'm a pro at blah blah
>jealous of my skill
>maybe I should teach her my 'moves'
>laughed at my dumb jokes
>smiled at me alot
>mfw

>new girl at work
>introduce myself, strong eye contact
>immediately get those "fuck me right now eyes"
>have girlfriend
>she comes over for a party
>gives me those eyes all night
>try to push her out of my mind
>eyes at work all the time
>constantly ignore
>get new job
>mfw could've had a side chick or 3-way

I can still feel those eyes burning into my soul. It feels so fucking good. God damn it I'll never see her again.

>fantasizes about being raped
>"ALL MEN ARE RAPIST PIGS"
You avoided the bullet, not missed a chance, brah.

She was just as autismo. She didn't even say anything.

Kek

>She was just as autismo. She didn't even say anything.
I agree with this. Girls need to be called out on their own autism.

holy shit

>girl in my class in highschool
>asks if i want to go to lunch
>I drive
>embarrassed for whatever reason
>go to wendys
>not the wendys right next to the school
>the one three times as far
>because I'm afraid someone will see me
>very uncomfortable at lunch
>keep checking my phone
>she never talks to me again

I was pretty autismo until I was 22 or so, it's gotten much better but it's something I still work on.

>Feshman year of college
>waiting before class
>qt redhead always tries talking to me
>don't talk to her much because I was heavily into blonde oneitis and I was a huge jackass
>oneitis isn't really interested but I clearly didn't realize
>2 years later epiphanize what happened
>try to reconnect with redhead
>she has a bf
>drown my sorrows in alcohol
>go to bed with a 5/10 party slut, glad my drunk self realized I should not bang and only played crotch dj with her
>absolutely miserable

>At coffee place alone, reading a book
>8/10 redhead comes up and stands at my table
>"Hey, I noticed you sitting alone, is this seat free" and smiles at me
>"Yeah, I generally come here by myself to read, you can take the seat if you need it"
>she frowns, takes seat back to her table
>2 empty chairs there already
>sits there alone looking upset having some kind of tea or something for half an hour before leaving
>I assumed it was because her friends stood her up
>waitress said she was pissed that I blew her off
>Wut?

Tbh I think it's more of guys not realizing when girls are interested

>waitress pissed that a guy rejected a girl

I can't imagine it the other way around... A waiter being pissed at some girl for rejecting a guy that cold approached her.

I definitely notice in the moment but make the conscious decision to act oblivious to it. I'm not completely socially retarded though so I won't shut it down or ignore them and I'll still carry on the conversation and be friendly until I can find an opportunity to leave. I'm actually pretty charismatic and apparently have a decent face so people are often nice to me so I just rationalise it as them being polite and not actually wanting the d

You fucking autist. Reread that shit AGAIN. REREAD IT BITCH.
>fuckin hate your kind

>go to the latest Avengers movie on the opening day, alone
>the cinema's half-empty because it's the middle of the day
>find my seat, open up the iced green tea and popcorn, get comfy
>a 8/10 girl in her late 20s / early 30s sits right next to me, even though the entire row was empty
>think it's because she didn't notice me or something
>try to say something like "hey, I'mma move away so it's comfortable", end up mumbling it
>try to get up while holding popcorn, forget about the opened tea, it falls on the ground while splashing on my pants
>pick my shit up and move not one but two seats to the left
>the view is now ruined, I specifically bought the center tickets
>the movie ended up being shit too

Shut up you spergy faggot it could obviously be taken that the waitress was mad rather than explaining the grill was mad.

>I assumed it was because her friends stood her up
>waitress said she was pissed that I blew her off
Typical attitude of female entitlement: "I exist, therefore this man is required to pay attention to me and indulge my narcissistic needs." Ironically, this is of course the kind of shit third-wave feminists won't shut the everloving fuck up about when a male does the same.

The waiter wasn't pissed; she was just sharing that the other chick was. You were confused by the contextually ambiguous use of pronouns by greentext user. Having said that, you're right that a male waiter would almost never be angry at a woman for rejecting a man. Men understand what it's like to strike out. Men also have a tendency to actually fault themselves rather than other people after being rejected. Again, this is anathema to women. Women seem to suffer from being self absorbed to the point of autism rather than oblivious to the point of autism.

Simple and effective
(Also my sides )

Ohhhhh. Yeah I see now.

I'm sorry that you hate people who speak multiple languages though. We're sorry for communicating with your kind :(

They aren't even looking at him. Just one or two.

Topkek

you missed out on drunk sloppy fuck, literally nothing worthy

>My mother used to finger my butthole.
So fucking hot.

Post pics of your mom

>18 y/o in a club dancing
>girl across the dance floor keeps looking at me
>every time I peak in her direction she's looking at me
>she smiles at me and waves at me
>she must be flirting with a dude behind me I should buy another beer

S-so did the growth spurt happen?

Fuck this reminds me of a series of events from years ago I didn't even realize it until now.

>dated busty asian chick throughout college
>she was friends and then roommates with this thin eastern euro chick

>gf and friend have a contest to see who can turn me on first

>we're all watching a movie in gf's bed
>gf suggests we all just spend the night together because it's "easier"
>go to sleep in between them without anything happening

>gf always had her friend sit in my lap and bounce up and down and would always take pictures of me and her together

>morning, half asleep, pretending to be completely asleep
>gf's friend comes into gf's room
>comments that i look attractive when i'm asleep
>"wake up" shortly after
>gf then casually undoes friend's robe exposing friend's breasts to me and friend is completely comfortable with it

Am I an idiot, Veeky Forums? I never figured this out before today.

you, my friend, are lost cause... sorry...

here

was me too btw

>tfw get hit on so much that I'm jaded and numb to it
>tfw no girlfriend because all women are whores

Girls are such pigs. I just want to find a girl with a good personality that is sexy as fuck also that hasn't had 1000 dicks.

If they're easy enough to get a 1 night stand they're trash.

Yeah. My whole family is late bloomers.

I'm 22 and just hit 6'0"

in your pic related the woman is talking about the poster thing on the wall in the background

I actually didn't even figure out what had really happened until I told a friend about that night.

This was an old greentext
Anything remotely funny is a repost

It is a repost, but it's of my own post. Unsurprisingly, I spend a lot of my time on Veeky Forums, been here since 2008.

I think it's a combination of this and feeling unworthy of the attention. Growing up it was always the other guys who were surrounded by the girls and got all the attention while you were the loner in the corner. So now when a female does show attention, you automatically assume they are just being nice

>turn back to my bros
SAVAGE AF
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That's beautiful user

>not taking it the other way and saying hopefully you can work up to lifting her weight

A lot of girls at work are starting to mire me ever since I got skinny, specially the younger girls but never really made much of it because I got used to being ignored by girls all the time.

This one young girl says she's into skinny bony guys and she's always feeling my collar bones and shoulders. mfw

this is more autismo than mirin

i agree with the other user, it's a combination of being a pussy and simply not knowing
> this bitch flirting with me?
>Na this bitch ain't flirting, I'm too ugly
>get home and take a deuce, o shit ñaga this bitch was flirting with me

I still need a refill on tea btw

>be me
>coworker asks me for a ride to work one day, gives me her number
>feel a little awkward because we don't really talk that much
>really don't feel like going out of my way to pick her up, but I'm not that much of an asshole to make up an excuse after I already said I'd pick her up
>during the drive we're making small talk and she asks me if I like coffee
>my autism makes me hate people who drink coffee every morning like they need it as some sort if life elixer, like my father
>let out a loud, bordering offensive and disgusted "NOPE"
>wonder why she was quiet for the rest of the drive and didn't want a ride home
>realize later what actually was going on
>i'm an unintentional asshole

Your are denser than the average anime protag.

Congratulations

>this chick heard I write shit good
>asks me to help her with a school thing
>write shit good for her
>she gets the highest grade in the class for the assignment
>she internet chats with me to thank me
>says she noticed I work out, and that she could massage my muscles post-workout as a reward
>say I'd like that
>she comes over and sucks my dick

Guess I'm not a sperg like you fags, huh?

>tfw skinny and i always get rejected because girls around here prefer big guys even if fat
I'm probably just ugly

>"user, do you drink coffee? :)"
>"What the fuck is wrong with you? No."
No, you're just autistic.

good, bitch was probably using you for a ride

i think nothing posted here can match my autism but i'm a guy who pussied out of certain fuck for most retarded reasons. tried to solve the problem with booze. didn't help. now i'm all good but this is bringing me most unpleasant flashbacks

newfag here. i usually say nothing because i am polite to everyone, and so expect everyone else to just be nice and have common courtesy. to everyone. even the touchy feely ones that grope me, and the ones that will jokingly say 'i love you' (yeah, no im not 30 years old, ik)