Has lifting ever helped you attract men?

>Still waiting on those social gains
>Can't attract if you don't talk to strangers
>It's not that I'll avoid conversations
>I'll just rarely initiate them
>Maybe it's my aversion to eye contact that puts people off
>I REALLY have to force myself to look someone in the eye and even then I feel a bit ill

Maybe there's mirin' from afar, maybe there's not.
A schrodinger's catcall

>A schrodinger's catcall
have you just been waiting for the right thread to make that pun in

I've seen way too many ugly gay guys banging every other gay guy in the city for that to be true.

This. Tbh I had an easier time getting laid when I was a fatass than I am now.

Getting boi pussy is ridiculously easy, especially on Tinder and shit.

I don't need any help attracting men
Im Straight but 80% of gay guys I've met I later found out wanted my dick
Which is weird because maybe only 1% of women I've met did, if even that

I'm like the opposite. Always attracted my older sister's friends and they were all hot. I would have been a very luck straight guy. Also ironic, because the only lads i attracted were "str8" and i don't want to be treated like some lab kit.

Guess people want what they can't have

This mate. It is crazy how hot some of the women i could have gotten were. Even when it came to the straight guys. I like the lead up though, not necessarily 'hard to get' but at least have some kind of fucking anticipation for fuck sake.

>Tfw straight guys say i'm lucky cause i can have sex pretty much whenever i want
>Tfw i envy them for the chase

I'm like that now.
What's annoying for me is the two or three women who've tried really hard to get into my pants even though I've made it clear I like dick. Unfortunately, not a single "straight" guy has wanted to do it with me.

>That feel when very at ease around women
>Find it easy to be charming and funny
>Always unintentionally flirting and sending signals that I'm into them
>That feel when gay and 0 interest in women

Why can't I be this way around men? I always feel like a huge autist who has no idea what to say or how to act. It's like some kind of bizarro curse.

Yes but not the one that I want.
>tfw he didn't say hi today
>tfw he's too normie and handsome not to have a gf

There's nothing at stake, so you're relaxed around women. You don't overthink things, get sweaty and scared, make little mistakes nobody even notices, then make huge, unattractive mistakes while trying to cover up the original ones.

No.

It has a attracted a few girls though. Pic half related.

keked hards thanks user

Lifting hasn't helped me get attract men but has get a qt 3.14 trap gf.

This happens to a shitton of people

I wanna lick those soles man

Yeah when I go to gay bars men will buy me drinks and give me their numbers without me doing anything. Women never do that.

are you kidding me
I downloaded Tinder 1 week ago. Very few matches, some were bots. No real discussion
Today, I included men in my search. I already have 4-5 matches, all of them writing to me. I just discovered what's a super like is.
Now I understand why some of the girls are spoiled. If I was homo, I would be the biggest homo ever it seems

there is no way that is a trap

there's this guy in my class who literally looks like he has aids, he's gay and supposed he's with another classmate but he keeps miring and flirting

is it normal to feel awkard and weird about it or am I closed homo?

Do you like it? Or not?

Either way if he has aids why would you

Currently dating a girl and the sex is great, but still meeting men. I only go for men I'm into, so far so good. Once I get to fuck a guy I like, I don't want anything with him again. I can't help it. I guess I just like the chase and cucking my girlfriend.

I think I unintentionally flirt with dudes

but I'm straight

well he did imply he was autistic

I'm currently trying to seduce a guy that never hooked up with a dude before. He's not even as hot as the guys I usually hook up with, but the forbidden fruit factor makes me diamonds. Especially because he's dating a girl already.

I've got idea why fags like seducing straight guys. I can't imagine the sex would be any good. I'd rather fuck a full-fledged homo who knows what he wants and how to please.

Yes. I've definitely attracted more dudes than women since I began lifting.

Because they're attracted to men and deep down know that faggots aren't men.

only pansies fuck weak, fragile women

wait, does that mean once they fuck a straight guy they aren't men anymore? Are gays turning the whole world into women? Is the human race slowly becoming a lesbian majority?

>be years ago
>make online dating profiles everywhere
>post pic of body
>only get messages from men
>"hi there"
>"how are you doing?"
>"hiiii"
>mfw Veeky Forums was right. Only men care about fit bodies.

You just discovered the gay agenda. Don't tell anyone please we need this to work.

As a guy who fell in love with his straight best friend (cliched as shit but it happens), don't.

It ruins friendships.

that's still a man

>be straight as teen but almost zero sex drive
>start lifting
>start finding men more attractive
>girls do nothing for me anymore
>horny as fuck

what's happening to me, Veeky Forums?

My face is the cross between Thriller Micheal Jackson and Grace Jones.

Lots of attention and compliments but I'm far too femme to get laid despite everything else.

I fuck more closet cases than gay or bi men.
OMG this has been me from 18 to 23 and a half. I just had a mental breakthrough and I can't get hard anymore to the slobs I'd fuck.

I had to realize I was punishing myself for not being the body I wanted to be in.

Accept the homosex, user.

>be gay
>tfw my interests have led me into a career that has the least amount of gays in the profession
>tfw lifting has made my standard high as fuck
>tfw will die along
Lmao you can't make this shit up

Like what career field?

Graduate student in physics.

Nigga move to the bay area. Hot science and tech fags exist.

Just don't move to Oakland, you ruin it for the rest of us.

Ayyy I did undergrad in physics and didn't know a single person who was out. Was too much of a coward to join those Out in STEM groups or grindr.

Same, though I just tended to avoid things like that. I've came out to friends and family no problem.
The "Out on Campus" thing my alma mater had was fucking cringeworthy. So many flamers and transkeletons.

Out of 10, how homo is twink porn? Asking for a friend.

Math grad here.
There was only 1 more out gay guy when i was doing my MSc and he was a skinnyfat flamer.
Sucks desu, but i've met some qt fag electrical engineers lately.

biscum tier.

not even gay but I noticed the guys that hit on me are cuter now used to be old men and the homless now its /fit men in thier 20s and 30s

Hahaha I came here to say that, too.
Christ, if I hear a screaming queen who happens to lift call himself "masc" once more I'll fight the cunt. You're a muscle Mary, friend, not masc. You will never be masc.
I would still put it in your boipucci though.
For some it's as regular an occurrence as a weekly poker match.
I know a guy who does that. His mother-in-law is still waiting for the day he leaves her daughter and comes out.
Beat me to it. :(
iktf in my career I'm surrounded by men and most/all are unattainable. I did date a physicist postdoc some time ago, but!

No homo, but that is LITERALLY the perfect male body

what's going on here

left is hotter obviously

It was his 1 year progress.

>tfw laurent will never be your bf

Look up Laurence Hulse
He was part of that rowing team that does nude calendars in support of the fight against homophobia in sports.
he has a nice penis

>but I'm straight
sure, user. We all are.

Bi haters are the worst.

I'm also pretty confident he's at least biscum, so that's double suffering desu.

That's not Chad. Maybe Brad.

who is thissssssssss

Yer sister? Is she het?

>1,91m
>10/10 face
>former national swimmer

sure bud

Nic Palladino.
He has a fitness jewtube channel, but it's mostly vlogs if you're into that kind of thing.

What are you specialized in? I thought there's even less out gays in math.

>day 1 of lifting
>"aww yeah, gonna be rolling in pussy!"
>week 2 of lifting
>"man, screw girls. i just want traps like that dude over there"
>month 3 of lifting
>"l-listen. I'm just doing this for the protein. N-no homo"

he natty?

>mfw 6'6 265lb with a Hot gf

>tfw all I want to do is put a sissy faggot in his place

Why live

this and gay death are the two biggest bullshit memes

His body doesn't have any non-natty signs and his progress is normal, so yeah.

gtfo fatty

>go to nightclub
>lesbian qt asks me if i was gay
>guys hitting on me
>not nearly as lucky with women
>even wore make up and blinging amethyst earrings for gangster points

Curls for the girls they said, I pretty much decided to just drink beer all day and not lift, since the dadbod is more popular with women and absolutely repels most gay people. 10x happier now being able to eat chicken tendies and pizza all day.

You look very homosex
Is your name happen to be "Brendan"?

that outfit screams "please tongue my asshole"

>shaved pits

Dropped.

Hey I'd fuck a guy with a hot dadbod, skinny twinks don't do it for me bro

Because you're dressed like a fag. Especially with make up and amethyst earings... which typing that out makes me think this is severe bait.

People just assumed you were gay because judging by this post you radiated it

Αpplied maths, mainly focused on optimization.
I've noticed that there are lots of STEM homos in chemistry, biology and CS, fewer in physics, maths and engineering.

I'm a fag who specializes in stochastic optimal control

I have a bf though

>applied math

>pure math fag

disgusting

alphaggot/10
Looks like a Chad to me.

gays have it way easier, what the fuck are you talking about.

hng

...

Have you not gone to a /cbt/?

gay here, not particularly picky unless you're not good-looking/in relatively good shape

that's because girls are pussies. Guys are more aggressive if only girls were that aggressive too. Had like 4 gays hit on me and 1 girl in a semester. This is not what I wanted, but then again my hair is just too fuccboish and I look really clean

dude I had the same. For some reason a year or two ago tinder showed me guys, and I realized what it felt like to be complimented and actually feel desirable. If that was what it was like to be a woman, no wonder they are such cunts.

post fuccboi hair

Eh, we are not that picky when it's about sex, personally i've had sex with people i'm not particularly attracted to, but i'm extra picky when i'm looking for a bf.

>Go to gym showers, curtain is ripped
>Guys walk by and stare at me
>Attention gives me a boner
>More people walk by and stare at me
>Get even harder

If I ever run into this situation again I will likely end up fucking a mans throat or putting on a show for some random guys. I'm straight and have a gf but exhibitionism is so fucking hot to me

gays fuck like jackrabbits if given the opportunity

Go on chaturbate.
If you're hot you can make up to 100-300$ a day camwhoring.