Went for a run

While I was EATING OATS and getting ready for my DAYJOB, user was MASTURBATING in a BUSH

Does anyone else drink their protein shake and pretend it's some futa forcing you to drink their cum?

Ever since I started doing this I was able to lift more.

My morning run was pretty nice, except for that fucking weirdo i saw jacking off into a bush

>I was masterbating while some guy was eating his oats

Fuck I gotta try this

Holy shit, ima try that.

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At least he wasn´t drinking his protein shake. That might have been lewd.

Still... What a pervert.

bro

>2016
>still "drinking" protein shake
>not directly injecting the shake into his anus like an enema for maximum protein absorption

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>biked to the gym
>Worked out
>Bought cat food
>Went home

I trained shoulders and my cats got really happy when i came home with a big bag of food.

Post you catbroes

Hnng
>that guy who leaves the locker room without wiping cum off of his lips

What the fuck is this thread
You niggas need help

hand over the sauce and no one gets hurt

Welcome to Veeky Forums

Haha posting this on reddit friend

>Wore a blindfold
>Masturbated to thoughts of juicy men sharing me
>Sit at chair for 15 minutes feeling spent
>Go to sleep wanting a gymbro BF who only wants me to focus on cardio and light weights to keep me cute
>TFW thin manlet and this can become reality

Pretty good.

uh, i went for a run too but none of that weirdo shit i just ran. are you a hot girl OP coz if not thats some fucked up shit and not cool at all
>OP needs to get laid but dont we all

>6" soft
>People stare no matter what
>Even the most loose jeans or shorts don't conceal
>They can barely keep from laughing after they notice it
>It's laughably big and people don't take me serious

I may have jerked it to while finishing bench.

Why would a guy have cum on his lips in a locker room?

I wonder user

that kinda looks like turtle fish paint to me

Not that I know these huh, 2d porn things.

Fuck you OP, I wish I could jack off into a bush, but I cant even get hard since I death gripped my dick so much I dont get erections anymore unless I fap with the fury of a thousand tornadoes.

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>into a bush
>into
Didn't realize girls masturbated into things

>laughable big
Cut it off then

Damn you must be jelly that i get to be 2" flaccid and hit 8" hard.
Growers represent.

Nothing. NOTHING gets my dick harder than the ol' run 'n' wank

Growers are shit, I am one. I have to make sure I am 100% hard at all times with a new girl because no girl wants to see me whip out my MONSTER 2 inch dick.

>not making out prior to having to get ur dick out
i mean ur never gonna randomly whip it out at mcdonalds or someshit.

This. Growers are easy to tuck

I wish I had a dick that curved upwards tho, I have no option when i get an unwanted errection other than tryna aim that shit into my boihole

This is possibly the most gayest thread that i've ever seen on Veeky Forums.

why is this board so gay

Source on that pic?

>he can literally fuck himself

Its Midnight here so havent gone yet.
Ill prob wake up in a hungover daze at 6am though and go from there.
Gonna go explore a new trail and hopefully not get attacked by a rattlesnake or mountain lion

>6in

Yeah its laughable alright

Yeah u and your small 8x6 cock

Could you imagine the possibilities?

Makes me jealous that you could save on buying dildos desu

Don't you have anyone to fuck?

Fucking anime posters

This is Veeky Forums, of course he doesn't.

Not having to worry about flared bases.

I've been in public or shit a few times where a girl is like "i want to suck it RIGHT NOW" and I immediately panic and go full retard about it.

>mfw I've been doing Kegels so much that I could sometimes rip the dildo off of the wall that it's suctioned to
>mfw I have to readjust everytime

great now I gotta go put myself in an erotic stupor.

Some Dagashi Kashi doujin. Last time I checked there were like 6 or 7 so you should be able to find it on sadpanda. Don't read the manga though, it's boring as shit.

>people laughing at you for having a too big dick
I take things that didn't happen for 200. This is like saying "boohoo this girl was making fun of me because all this money and nice things I have". That shit literally doesn't happen.

no homo though

Why is is everyone posting /a/ reaction images? Why is everyone gay? What the fuck is going on? I've been here for 3 months and never seen a thread like this.

Veeky Forums has always been like this.

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exhentai.org/g/923322/43a3d05dd0/

>that happened

stop living in your imagined anime world

>implying not being Veeky Forums means being /reddit/
I started lifting for my waifu, faggot.

Welcome to Veeky Forums's fitness and health forum

Can't post the source or l'll get b& :[

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>masturbating your gains away

Not gonna make it

>7 inches
>erection for days
>can just cum, and then keep fucking
>cum four times in a day
>down to a 6, but fuck for hours instead
>love eating pussy too

10" erect

user I was at a pool party and got dared to flash dong.
I only did knowing that I'll look small from shrinkage just so these two hoes showed their tits.
I also had two other girls sitting on my lap in the pool after so.. Guess not too bad?

>tfw want to look like this
>tfw big from years of bulking
I've accepted I'll never be a twink but hey, at least I can be a big guy for you.

I'm 4.5" soft. Nice little bulge and low hang.

>tfw averagesized grower
>2" flaccid, 5.8" hard

so i have a terrible bulge and dont even get the 'wow' factor of a crazy huge grower

kill me

>boohoo my mclaren can't fit multiple women

>smoking a joint while running using heavy brathing to get higher faster

Just aim for husbando mode. Traps only do it for me in 2D desu

Been there op

Sacue plz :,)

Nagi ichi

Lies, post the url m8.