ITT hormones/steroids that actually help

ITT hormones/steroids that actually help


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My bf and I are gym virgins and we are starting to go to the gym this friday.
We are full motivated about it. We are both a bit overweight (around 25~27 BMI).
We know what we want: get rid of the belly, then get fit and get ripped.
We also know what exercises and diet to follow (i'm a physical therapist).

BUT...

We want to help the process with meds/pills/something, but injections are off the table.
I know won't use any of the things you say here right away - I just want to gather information and opinions

Don't over do it with oral steroids, bad for your liver.

Eat clen
Tren hard
Test the limits
Anavar give up

I hope this is bait, but oral only cycles are usually a waste. Eat right and work out and enjoy noob gains.

Also post exactly what you two plan on eating (macros), programs, sleep habits. If something is off, we could point you in a direction, if not, good luck on your journey.

not bait... I'm actually noob about this.
is there anytjing we can take to help get our goals?

of course we are going to eat right and work out... we want something to get where we want maybe not only faster, but better

Understood. Still, I've read in lots of places that people takes lots of pills... hormones, steroids and such.

Our intentions are not to find a magical pill to get us ripped in 2 weeks with little work... We want only something that "helps" the process

>injections are off the table
If you're afraid of a little needle, maybe you should reconsider.

its not that...
i get the feeling these are too invasive, and of course the effects are lost after you stop injecting... thats fact

Steroids and hormones are both effective, but come with great health impliciations, such as shrinking testicles, HPTA suppression (no sex drive) and infertility, acne, dry skin, hair loss, bad cholesterol, gyno et cetera, depending on how well you plan out your PCT and schedule

There are steroids you can take in pill-form, but they are not very mainstream and generally considered even worse for your health

For a woman, you likely don't want to use steroids, since it'll turn her into a man (clitoris grows massively etc)

All of these are illegal in almost all countries, btw, about on the same level as e.g. heroin

You can research SARMs if you want, they are more suitable to women and can be taken orally, or just do the normal thing and eat well + take creatine, why the fucking hurry