Someone make me feel like being dadmode+ isn't best mode >women FUCKING go nuts over you >not hard to maintain besides training for strength >realistic year round >every girl with daddy issues on lock >girls that don't want otter go nuts over you Fill out a XXL and tell me you don't make girls wet,I'll call you a God damn liar because I slip on vaginal fluid every fucking day. Just gotta be thicc, built, and somewhat attractive
Disagree with me you shit twink. Nobody cares that you're 5'9" 160 with abs. You're just boring and generic
Matthew Ross
>Fill out a XXL XXL is fucking fatassfat, I'm 187cm and 120kg (bretty fat desu) with 620kg total and I wear XL.
Cooper Fisher
Go back to your general, fatty.
Evan Bennett
Congratulations you're fatter, shorter, and weaker than me
What's your point
Levi Cook
>every girl with daddy issues on lock
Daddy issues make women crave discipline. Dadbod is something you can get away with by being alpha, not something intrinsically attractive to broken women.
>[fit men are] just boring and generic
They're rarer than men who've given up.
Brody Richardson
boardie you don't have a dadebod
Angel Ortiz
My point is that XXL people are obese, unless they are bobbybuilders.
Owen Ortiz
training for strength and not watching your diet? is this what you're talking about? it's very unclear.
Jaxson Johnson
I'm thicc and tall
That's dadbod+ to weak otter fitizens
I'm XXL or XXXL depending on make and I'm not obese
You'd know though right user?
Nathaniel Ward
>boardshorts is calling other people twink shits when he's 3 weight classes below where should be
Caleb Smith
Yeah, I bought some generic tanktop for gym a couple of days ago that said XXXL, but it does not seem true. Go get a common brand shirt and tell me what size fits you. I have 5 ralph lauren shirts and they are all L size, not even XL.
Jonathan Green
U also roid so don't apply
Grayson Garcia
>you're fatter, shorter, and weaker than me You forgot to say he's less euphoric.
Alexander Campbell
That was implied
Mossimo and most other brands I'm too big for xl and XXL
Christian Kelly
>Mossimo wtf is that? Please use some brand white people wear.
Angel Diaz
You're a big guy
Zachary Stewart
It's a brand sold by Target, the french store.
Leo Jones
ur a cute girl :3
Gabriel Bell
ur p creepy lookin desu
Lincoln Cox
You made a specific thread to talk about how big you are and in fact bigger than most people realize? Are you sure you're not Jason Blaha?
Henry Rivera
Best mode and my goal at 6'3 215 lbs. Grats bro im on my way i promise
Kayden Garcia
I didnt know boardshorty is such a faggot
James Martin
Ur a qt
They're French?
U2 beb
On your way indeed my man
Luis Parker
>guy with """"dadbod"""" getting mires at the beach >until i come in with my ascended ottermode sixpack and PIZZA >"hey gramps, is this really what a guy should be looking like in his 20's?" >girls instantly swoon to me begging for my "pizza" >dadbod loser goes on Veeky Forums to shitpost
Isaiah White
for u
Ayden Bennett
Do you have ig? Took my trip off to say this
Caleb Harris
Lol this lankey sais he's XXXL.
Jose Clark
I'm a retard what is an ig
Sebastian Martin
Instagram
Kayden Wood
I do, if you have steamrollan on insta you should be able to find me
Wyatt Johnson
>roid gut You could've been so perfect.
Noah Mitchell
beast mode is best mode, get real.
you fucking autist. you're tall, you have a good drop. just because you could use a cut, it doesn't make it a dadbod.
Jason Thompson
It's just fat.
Angel Edwards
>I'm XXL or XXXL
Isaac Wright
t. a twink
Sebastian Garcia
Your face is kind of creepy. Post back.
Thomas James
SHWshorts when?
Jacob Hernandez
Soon eventually
Owen Scott
frame bro, frame with a larger frame would fill it out
Joshua Flores
this
Ian Roberts
Look at his pics, his fram isn't that big. He resembles me of a guy I know, he's like 190cm but weights like 80kg, but since he's tall he automatically assumes he needs to wear XXL and look like of of those gansta niggers with oversized shirts.
David Diaz
Sick b8 lil guy
Noah Wood
>guy with """ottermode""" getting mires at the beach >until i come in with my ascended gentlesirmode beerkeg and KATANA >*teleports behind u* 'nothing personnel, kid' >girls instantly swoon to me begging for my "katana" >ottermode loser goes on Veeky Forums to shitpost
Kevin Bailey
...
Evan Morris
>tfw 6'5 95kg >cant wait to be 105+kg
Jacob Richardson
Why the fuck do you snap your back like that? One way ticket to snap city.
Mason Young
When he lifts it up his back is str8 so I donno what's the issue here
Jaxon Ortiz
>6'4" You said you were 6'3" lmao when will you manlets learn
Easton Bennett
what's your instagram
i solemnly swear not to fap to any of you're pics
Wyatt Moore
>187cm >wears XL Liar. At your height, you already need XXL so your navel doesn't show. Such is life in the EU.
Henry Gomez
I already posted that I even wear L size, specificaly ralph lauren shirts (they are probably made for amerifats, but whatever), other brands are all XL and they all fit.
Gabriel Brown
It depends where you're from. Dadmode seems to be more popular in poorer or Mediterranean countries, but definitely not in the rich west.
William Garcia
>THROW HIS ASS OUT! HES A MEMER! HES A MEMER!
Xavier Sullivan
The amount of touching I would do to your muscles.
Aside from the creepy mire, keep up the awesome effort!
Also, I have mired you before in a rather creepy, similar way. Please, excuse my autism. I'm an introverted, prudish fag, whom sleeps too little.
Thomas Butler
Admit it, you fantasized about Boadie while wanking sesh at least once this month.
Robert Baker
I have no idea what sesh is, but I have fantasized about being blindfolded, man handled, and used by him. I'm actually rather thankful I'm small enough to be able to one day live that fantasy with anyone remotely strong who would be my future BF.
Brandon Bell
I'm not sure if you are a girl, but at this point I don't even want to konw.
Parker Perez
pls respond
Brayden Brown
but i thought you liked isley trappy
Adam Jackson
so many asians tb h
Ian Torres
Lmao this whole thread is a single, big shitpost
Anthony Smith
>Dadmode seems to be more popular in Mediterranean countries
You couldn't be more wrong. It's all about ottermode here.
Jayden Smith
I'm a 5'8" manlet, 142lbs, who is taking female hormones to appear as androgynous as possible.
The exercises I perform target mainly my glutes, upper and lower back, abdominals, and legs. With light focus on my biceps, triceps, and shoulders.
I'm pretty much an actual degenerate, without the degenerate fantasies stereotypically held by the LGBT community.
That said I do hell out here when I can when it comes to anons seeking nutritional help, as nutrition is really the only thing I'd be able to give any proper advice on.
Any advice I'd give on lifts would be borderline shitposting, so I would never offer such half-assed knowledge to any of the denizens here.
Nolan White
Does your previous mire include shoving your head so far up my ass you'd be my second set of legs?
Bentley Cooper
>these posts
Drop the T when?
Ryan Ward
God no, that's absolutely atrocious and without class.
Honestly my mire was without class, however. More along the lines of wishing you'd fuck me, with perhaps a hint at manhandling and overpowering me.
Was about a week ago, if I remember correctly. But no, I mainly mire in a creepy but affectionate way. Never would I state something that crass, without first acknowledging the beauty of your body, the amount of effort you've taken to sculpt your body, and what trials you go through to ensure your body is not only mai trained, but constantly progressing.
Jose Rivera
Wow th-thanks user
Owen Nguyen
I laughed so hard that it was kinda yelling at the same time.
Samuel Reyes
>XXL >XXXL
What brand are you buying from? Even XXL is like wearing curtains if you buy from normal adult men's brands. Maybe you're spending too much time in the women and kid's section?
Hudson Thompson
Lookin good man, probably next goal level right there >got raped by ex >she's pregnant now >gonna fight for custody (and win) It's gonna kill my finances but she's a certified crazy, that kid wouldn't stand a chance.
Aaron Peterson
You're very welcome Boardshorts! Receiving your gratification, just like last time, in response to my appreciate of your physique and knowing full well what goes on crafting it, makes me quite happy.
I am very creepy, not intentionally, I just am. And receiving a thank you from anyone, no matter what I've done, always makes me feel happy, especially when I am actually being myself (which is quite honestly a very rare thing, even here).
I wish you the best with your training! I should actually sleep some before work, so I also wish you a goodnight, whenever you decide to sleep.
P.S. Despite my creepy infatuation with juicy male bodies, I am in no way affected by emotions in regard to this obsession I have. I'm not some weird stalker, just an eccentric who wasn't touched that much throughout their life.
Christian Clark
congratulations on having people compliment you so they can get closer to you. The chances of it being a genuine compliment are slim to none. They just look at you as a guy who has the potential to get get with them.
There is a guy that is 6'5" 260 at my gym, a "dad bod" just like you and he looks just fat compared to me, 6'4" 200.
Jason Price
Shut up and post your butt.
Ayden Wright
...
Nicholas Miller
lol you pull sumo and are talking shit
Brayden Martinez
>The amount of touching I would do to your muscles.
what do other people feel like?
Nicholas Richardson
Puking
Camden Jones
OP is mad because he can't cut to single digits and never seen his abs in entire life
Austin Edwards
How is this different from landwhales saying real men like curves?? You have good frame + face + height and probably personality but you are trying to make out that this roid gut looking thing you have is attractive compared to abs
Gavin Bailey
>adhd can't hold still Kek'd hard
Carson Moore
dyel's do you even know what real roid gut looks like? have you never seen someone standing with a relaxed core?
Christopher Ramirez
why would anyone want to look like this
Gavin Hernandez
>Dadbod >not generic Lmao
Landon Taylor
Boardie your insecurity is showing
Chase Rogers
i sexually identify as boardshorts' board shorts
John Peterson
My fav tripfriend
Carter Johnson
Stay weak, stupid and a virgin.
Juan Gonzalez
I wasnt being sarcastic you turd
Dominic Thompson
I love this false bravado that people show on the jävla internet, like, really child?
you would be 100% stuttering and sweating like a japanese school girl if I ever met you in real life and you realized, that at 185cm, 112kg in the lågsäsongen and holding an EASY 315kg deadlift, you barely come up to my chest
thats when I fuck your girl you fucking virgin kek, she lied about being a virgin too btw ;))
Anthony Reyes
du suger slang, dra helvette, hej!
Charles Campbell
>fishing for homo comments
stop teasing fgt
Evan Nelson
>jävla internet >thats when I fuck your girl
You know all about getting cucked don't you, sweden?
Jackson Cruz
It's a shame that site has produced literally zero hot porn scenes.
Gabriel Martin
That's like Nordstrom brand (the rail iirc). Basically any fuccboii brand that runs small is going to be XXXL like Armani Exchange has a XXL that's too small.
Sorry to hear about the rape thing but where did that come from?
That's not roid gut, just a big pot belly with a hint of abs
:3
Josiah Hall
not enough thicc bearmode qt's in vanilla randy blue-esque porn like that site tbH
Robert Reed
hi boardie. real life woman here. pls send nudez to this address: [email protected] i will send back thnx boardie :3