Last one reached the limit. Here's one from my gainsless skelly days.
>be me, 16y/o KV >friend brings these 2 hot sluts to his house after we were having a few drinks at like 3AM >they have a few drinks with him and I >friend tells me they want to make out with me >I don't chicken out >have 3 way kiss with these 2 sloots >I'm overjoyed >go inside with them >"have fun user" my mate says >they continue to make out with me on a couch >"user do you have any stds?" >"Ummm no I've never been with a girl" >"Woah so you've never even had a hand job or blowjob?" >"take off your shirt user" as they put their hands down my pants >as I'm about to take it off I remember my chest and back acne >"uh-uhmm maybe another time, I barely know you girls" >Friend ends up fucking both of them while I sit outside on my own >never see either of them again
Pic related. The one on the left (our left), the other one I couldn't find on fb
No offense intended but holy shit you people are legitimately autistic. and i say this as a kisslesss virgin myself
I never had a chance cause of friends doing more sausage fests than parties not to say girls in my former major were uggo as fuck add that to being a total shrek in high school. Whenever i get mired nowadays, i eyefuck girls and milfs sometimes until they feel uncomfortable.
William Wright
holy shit breh you fucked up. the left girl is a real cutie
Ethan Reyes
>Be me, kissless, handholdless 17 year old virgin high school senior >6'3, 210 lb. Maybe 12% body fat. Face is spitting image of young Matt LeBlanc, or so I'm told. >Great genetics--older brother is former state wrestling champion but I'm just an autistic nerd. >Obsessed with working out and playing video games because it's easier than interacting with people in real life. >Going to mall one Saturday to buy clothes. >Walking up to the entrance I notice a circle of teenage girls my age huddled outside the double doors. Most are pretty cute, 7/10 on average. >They see me approaching. Actually, I'm just trying to walk past them without making eye contact. >As I walk closer, they start to whisper to each other. >I get to the entrance. They're standing maybe 10 feet away. >"Nice!" one of them blurts out boldly in my direction, giggling and blushing. >The others all look at her and giggle. >I make eye contact with her. She looks back at me. >Time slows to a halt. >I look at each of them and then they look at each other. None of them say a word. Several of them start to hold their breath, still giggling. >"Is she fucking making fun of me?" I wonder to myself. "Who the fuck is this fucking cunt? Who the fuck stands around outside a mall talking shit to random strangers with her cunty little friends? What the fucking fuck?" >Sudden rage consumes my soul, mixing with social anxiety. >I need to put this fucking bitch in her place! Punch her in that snide face of hers. Scream at her to go fuck herself at the very least. >Too scared/socially anxious to say anything back to her. >Break eye contact. Open door to mall. Awkwardly step inside and walk quickly away. >I hear them burst out laughing as I'm walking away.
5 years later I told my first real girlfriend about how girls used to pick on me all the time and she said "They were trying to flirt with you, you idiot."
Another 5 years passed before I started kinda believing her.
Jacob Parker
>shitthatneverhappened.com
Gabriel Jones
Literally nobody on this board talks about lifting anymore.
Daniel Harris
>(our left)
as opposed to...?
Nolan Torres
holy shit she's fuckin beautiful you really messed up
Landon Long
Their left, you fucking mung bean.
Jaxon Reed
Well, if you were standing inside of the picture frame and looking forward from their perspective, our left would be their right. But I too find OP's clarification unnecessary given that we are obviously not doing this.
