ITT: your genetic roulette results

ups:
>6'3
>blonde/blue eye'd
>decent insertions
>6x6 dick

downs:
>fucked teeth
>Pectus Excavatum
>pretty much blind

>curly hair
>green eyes
>6'1
>broad shoulders
And the bad
>disposition to drug addiction
>weak teeth despite excellent hygiene
>poor facial hair
I'll take it. I'm sober a year now so i think im good there. Nit looking to having a full set of false teeth before age 30 though, but alas.

My ups:
>retard strength
>above average dick size
>above average height
>broad shoulders
Downs:
>below average face and chin aesthetics
>shitty beard genetics
>bacne, chest acne and face acne, along with rashes on back and chest
>a lot of cancer in the family

>Tfw 5"4

Ups:
>6'1"
>8x6 dick
>Noice voice
>Above average intelligence
Downs:
>Bad teeth
>Average face
>Bad back
>Shit immune system, sick all the time
>Acne prone

How is it not?

>fucked teeth
Same.
I'm considering getting braces soon, I'm 23 but I guess it's better late than never

Lookin good dude the pectus excavatorum actually looks kind of cool with your bigass shoulders and abs. Keep lean while growing shoulders and you will have an even more hypersexualized male form.

Up
>white male
>6'3"
>8x6 dick, not kidding
>Decent face at least

Down
>Stick legs and calves, no matter how much I squat
>Stick forearms
>Fairly wide hips
>Patchy beard growth but seems to be improving recently

All in all 8/10 would be born again

ups:
>above average test without roiding
>6'3
>broad shoulders

downs:
>balding at 20
>wide hips

Ups
>Above average looks
>Above average intelligence
>Above average dick (7")

Downs
>5'11
>I'll either lose weight too quickly, put weight on too quickly, or my weight won't change at all. I put on 5kg in two weeks, and the past three days in a row I've been at exactly 79.4kg. I had an 8 day stint of the same before.
>Only barely above average looks

Ups:
>Dimples (every girl points out how cute my dimples are)
>Decent face
>Fast Metabolism
>Manly hands

Downs:
>Geographic tongue
>Naturally yellow teeth
>5'6"
>Can't grow a beard
>Very hairy ass
>I think i'm also autistic

Ups:
>6'2
>broad shoulders
>everyone tells me how handsome I am
>gfs have always said they feel safe around me
>intelligent/well read/well spoken
>good thick brown hair
>7.5x6x3"dick
Downs:
>near sighted
>allergic to weed-yes that king of weed
>circumcised(not genetic)
>rough cartilage in knees
>sever depression and mental illness runs in mothers side

.5x6x3"dick
is your dick a rectangle m8 ?

durrrrrr what is circumference

Ups:
>Symmetrical abs and body
>Good face
>Good hair
>Decent size dick
>Blonde/blue eyes aryan master race
>Decent upper body considering the time I've spent on gym
>Intelligent enough

Downs:
>Stick legs, sorta, trying my best to get some heft on them though
>Struggle to gain weight
>5'11"
>Poor social skills, cannot maintain friends
>Migraines
>Chronic Sinusitis
>Very poor beard growth

>curly hair
>pro

ITT:
>Everyone has a huuuuge dick
>Everyone has autism

ups
Intelligent,
Nihilistic
Wicked Sense of Humor
handsome

cons
176
14,5 cm penis
gyno

UPS
>6'
>broad shoudlers
>as aryan as you can get
>pretty good face eastetics
>big dick

DOWN
>socially awkward
>long, thin femurs
>wide hips
>wide rib cage
>poor eyesight

Well fuck. I wish you the best of luck man.

ups:
good face and pretty long healthy hair aesthetics
good upper body: flattish stomach, slim arms, small waist, cute chest
above average intelligence
healthy
not prone to injury at all

downs:
easy to put on weight (but then again i'm good at losing weight too so idk if this is an up or down)
muscular, thick and short legs that are disproportionate from my upper body :(
yellow teeth
thyroid problems all over my family bound to have problems in the future

Ups
>6'3
>good teeth genetics
>wide shoulders
>7.6" dick
>big hands
>deep, smooth voice
Downs
>Not gifted in any way regarding strength except for my back and medial delts
>4.5" girth
>long ass arms (82" wingspan) with short bicep insertions
>thin wrists with my big hands
>pale as fuck
>accused of using a voice changer non fucking stop
>balls literally lower than dick when soft
>3500cals a day maintenance, up from 2800 before I started lifting.
>outer tricep head bigger than inner bicep head, creating a dent in the inside of my arms where it bows in if I flex them straight to my sides

Ups:
>Broad shoulders
>Above average dick size
>6'0
>Easy to lose/gain weight (both good and bad way)
>Good looking face
>Thick wavy blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Great teeth

Downs:
>Mental illness runs on dad's side of family
>Bad social skills
>Small calves

Ups
>9 Inch Dick
>6'5
>Handsome face
>Good frame
>Veeky Forums
>Nice teeth
>Musical Talent
Downs
>IBS (Both constipation and diarrhea)
>Gluten Intolerant
>Rice intolerant
>Intolerance to major foods (Rice, wheat, breads, tomatos, chocolate, acidic stuff)

Basically Shit tier
Downs

Also have broad shoulders and nice legs

Ups
>Very smart (IQ 140)
>Good teeth and hair
>Large dick
>Good weight gain
>Above average face

>Downs
>Shitskin
>Slight gyno
>Sweaty hands
>Not so good inmune system

I'm almost the same except for great back and leg muscles, I don't have those. And also have better face than average.

>V-taper
>child bearing hips

Loooool delusional manlet

Ups
>Great IQ - 136
>Green eyes
>Strong jawline
>Tan well
>White

Downs
>6.5inch dick - have to learn to use it better or keep to fucking skinny chicks
>Acne - been on antibiotics and all the rest for so fucking long I don't know how much more I have to do before the demo gives me the good stuff
>5'10

Ups:
Thick as fuck hair
6'4
Tan

Downs:
No beard at 23
Child bearing hips
Weak
Cancer maybe (mom and her brother both got diagnosed with terminal cancer this year)

>ups
'0
>downs
'12

Pros:
> blonde, thick hair (girls and barber mire it)
> green eyes
> emotionally intelligent (psychologist said it)
> just plain old quick ( I barely learned in highschool, passed with flying colors)
> "pilot eyesight" (eye doctor)
> great hearing
> strong boned, never broke one altough I got hit by a car when I was young
> healthy as fuck teeth, when I was but a babe I got very high fever because I had a lot of calcium and my body produced 3 teeth simultaniously
> always was stronger than a normie, I'm the kid the whole cabinet couldn't hold for a shot
> great immune system, only got colds and those were usually from overexposure to cold
> great thermoregulation. I am never hot in the summer, but I sweat like a motherfucker. In the winter when hike I do so in a t shirt
> I am good with times of crisis. I don't "freeze"
> Funny and witty.
> Creative
Cons
> lazy AF. I'm the laziest person I know
> I have a genetic eye condition that fixes over time with proper treatment. Thanks mom.
> Crooked teeth
> skin and hair so fair I need a tanfor my eyebrows to be visible to the naked eye
> severe social anxiety. I have managed and it's better, I hope to soon get rid of it. Maybe in 5 years max
> Impulsive
> obese :^)

ups:
>6'5
>good facial structure
>never had acne
>amazing hair
>smart
downs:
>was a lanklet until I started college
>bad facial hair

My ups:
>Not up to me to decide
Downs:
>Not up to me to decide

We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their actions.

Pros:
>good physical health
>intelligence
>good at developing creative ability, important bc work in creative field
>not S/god-tier, but A tier ass
>big hazel eyes and tans easily
>thick brown hair
>34D

Cons:
>anxiety disorder centered around inability to control every aspect of body, fear of illness
>said anxiety often surfaces while eating, i.e. in fancy restaurants
>5'4', not much below average but the wrong pants can make me look stumpy
>goofy, low-ish voice
>weak-ish chin
>breakouts on shoulders during winter months
>have wide hips but can't raise ass to S tier because for every bit of fat stored on ass, a bit goes to my abdomen

>emotionally intelligent (psychologist said it)
>(psychologist said it)
thanks i had a good kek over that

>Obese
>Strong boned

You're a meme mate.

Fucking sick post
>obese at the end of all that

Oh yes almost forgot
Pros:
> 6'1
Cons:
> Mommy and daddy issues

Downs:

>average dick
>dont last long in bed
>receding hairline
>bad teeth

Ups:

>great facial aesthetics
>fierce af
>bitches just sorta like me

I've been pondering suicide for a while now

Shut up

80% of you don't have pretty faces.

Your not strong boned you just have a lot of padding fatty

Forgot to mention
Con: frequent headaches

sameee

Pros:
>Attractive red hair (srs, works for me)
>Broad shoulders
>Intense eyes
>Naturally calm demeanor, super friendly

Cons:
>5x5 dick
>Thick neck = bad double chin
>Tiny forearms/wrists
>Chronic depression, just want to die

All in all, I'd have been 8/10 in like the 40s. Nowadays I'd say I'm like a 6. Still want to die every day though. Feelsbadman.

Niggers I'm not delusional. Since when does big boned = strong boned. I literally mean that as in my bones are tough, not wide or heavy.

same

pros:
>6'3.5
>7 inch dick
>decent facial aesthetics
>smart enough, mainly resourceful/clever

cons:
>emotionally stunted (mommy why)
>le anxiety meme
>lanklet
>failed normie

Pros:
>Tall (literally taller than 99% of the male population on the planet. feelsgood)
>Hair is thick, never receding (grandpa has a full head of hair still)
>Green eyes w/ dark Limbal Rings
>Strongi-sh Jaw

Cons
>5.5 x 5 (brehs...)
>poor mobility / flexibility
>weak chin
>no beard
>skeleton (not genetic tho so idk)

I'm happy with it.

Pros
>amazing back strenght
>talent for martial arts
>charismatic,can control crowd
>easy muscle gains
>7 inch
>big warm brown eyes, bitches love that
cons
>6ft
>weird face, no chin,no jaw, i look like scared owl
>skinny calves
>skinny forearms
>no body hair
>weird voice when not controlling meself
pic related, jawlet

also thick hair genes & green eyes but my beard is taking forever to get decent

Fuck normies my man. I'm telling you from personal experience all they do is cause drama and compete in the shallow olimpics. I fixed most of my anxiety by just going out and meeting loads of strangers at the same time at an alpine club. Holy shit was that intense. Adrenaline and impending doom for a whole weekend.

>140 IQ
>has downs
Pick one, retard

ups:
>pear figure (well it's still better than apple)
>relatively well-shaped eyebrows

downs:
>tfw no hourglass
>fatty ass, thunder thighs
>small tits
>bacne, general skin problems
>thin hair
>5head
>poor eyesight
>epilepsy
>flat feet
JUST

I hear ya user, my bones are unfucking breakable. Except my nose, broke it in a car accident
>now have Jew nose

>all these 6 footers on Veeky Forums

What a waste of height

Pros:
>good inmune system
>high test bone structure
>wide shoulders and big back
>great legs
>above average intelligence
>great at math
>great facial hair (moustache since i was 12, full beard since i was 15)
>Great chest hair (started to grow when i was 14, at 16 started looking great as fuck)
>eventhoug i am hairy as fuck i don't have a single hair in the back or in the lower back

This migth depend, i am not white but i love my skin color (ligth brown)

Cons:
>manlet (5'7)
>Skiny forearms (the rest of my body is pretty wide so they look even worse in comparasion)
>hairy ass
>dislexia
>shitty eye sigth (i wear contacts)
>nigger lips
>kind of ugly

[spoiler] and the worse thing is that i have only one ball, i am virgin so i don't if girls will really notice and/or care about it [/spoiler]

>9/10 face
>very slightly dark skin in a country full of white ppl
>IQ 130
>strong brown hair
>deep brown eyes
>ectomorph
>7 inch weener
>5 ft 11 inch

could have been taller and have blue eyes like my father. also not being the retard i'm atm would help a lot

My anxiety is getting much better as i'm improving myself and the things in my life. I just have to remind myself to not be so damn awkward or salty over things.

It doesn't get me down anymore. Now I thrive off self loathing. I had to hit bottom before I could truly accept how cucked i was and how society actually works. The only good thing is faking being alpha is easy because every alpha is faking it. Everyone is. Fucking normies.

post pics you sound hot

Ups:
>Slightly above average height
>Amazing sight
>Amazing alcohol tolerance
>Amazing food tolerance (gomad helped develop this tho)
>Slightly above average dick size
Cons:
>Jewish nose
>Balding pattern
>Autistic as fuck
>dyel base body, hardgainer

again I remembered
> good at learning new thing
and
> very hard to get good at anything since I get bored like a toddler
> septum deviation so bad I have jew nose, literally only jew nose in family.

Ups
>6'1"
>Wonderful hair
>Funny
>Rich family
Downs
>5.75" Dick
>Prone to gaining weight
>Wide hips

Ups:
Almost everything

Downs:
Balding

I'd be willing to trade up to 3 inches of height, 2 points of hardness on my jawline, AND a half inch on my dick for a perfect hairline desu.

For

Cons:
Hard gainer
Losing hair early
Weak chin
Fat in weird places first, like neck and back of arms
Bad teeth
Weird twisted knee that makes every exercise a gamble
Poor eyesight
Flat feet
Low attention span
Bad acid reflux that only goes away with a very strict diet, which I dont keep
High blood pressure
History of cancer and heart disease in family
Mood and personality disorders
Kidney stones

Pros:
Very good at listing cons

Proud of you, you're on the right path.

I'm also blessed with ugly face genetics/manly bone structure so nah

Ups:
>6'2.5"
>Always asked if I play basketball
>Always told I look athletic
>Great dexeterity - Been good at any sport I play
>Blue eyes, dark brown hair
>Easy muscle gaining and weight loss or weight gain, whatever i want
>Fast metabolism
>healthy heart (RHR; 49)
>20/20 eyesight
>great hearing
>awesome calves and legs

My Downs:
>somewhat average dick at 6" fully hard ready to bust :/
>gainer penis
>social anxiety unless i get to know you from you trying to know me
>don't even know what to believe about my face, it's average at best i think
>shitty brit jaw genes that ive been working on fixing with /mewing/ and hard gum (getting better)
>Chin looks like a quarter in my gums sometimes

Are you Olivia Wilde ?

Literally me except I can't eat gluten hold me bruhs

Ups
>6'0
>7x6
>White
>Good facial genetics
>Broad shoulders
>Not balding
>Good singing voice

Downs
>Underachiever
>Still breaking out of autismo

Pros:

None

Cons:everything

Ups:
>Handsome masculine face/ dark brown hair, blue eyes
>7" x 6" dick
>Very Musically talented
>great insertions/ high test

Downs
>5'9

pic?

ups
>gain muscle super easily
>flexible
>no joint problems
>smart like a science bitch but aint a bitch
>perfect health (for now)
downs
>gain fat easily
>1.73 m
>bald as the moon
>shitty black hair and eyes, jew nose, completely average face
>entire generation on my mothers side lost their hearing at age 40-50, got about 10 years until i start feeling it
>depression everywhere, most of my family is either on pills or religion (my sister found her faith after the pills stopped working)
>older brother killed himself, I've been struggling with depression all my life, trying not to end up like him

all in all an even mix, I reckon.

Nah, man. Measure it out. It looks perfectly normal just thick as fuck, honestly for a while I was self conscious about it but as I got older my tip mushroomed out huge and the girls drooled after it-current gf can't get enough.

OK give me a sec

>very smart (IQ140)
I got 142 when i was 17 and as stoned as a Saudi Arabian woman showing a little too much ankle.

Just means we are good with patterns. I was happy for like twenty seconds when i found out that less than 4 percent of the world's population scores over 130. Then i became sad and kind of scared. Does explain a lot of shit though.

Ups
>"very smart"
>Broad shoulders
>Been told i have an amazing smile, combination of eyes and dimples
>Youthful skin even though ten years of heavy smoking
>Really good at getting really close to someone if i want to

Downs
>Had a manic episode last year, might be paranoid schizophrenic, however, the therapist did agree that i have had a lot of shit go down that would make someone genuinely paranoid
>Had a few bouts of severe depression
>The people i get too close to become co-dependant and shit gets messy
>Virgin (a lot of body/trust issues)

Pros:

>6 foot
>Nice hair
>Cute face
>Pretty good muscle genetics
>Intelligent which has allowed me to get a good paying job
>Charming and funny

Cons:

>Clinical depression
>Moles, skin not great

Are you me?

Ups
>Literally nothing
Downs
>Literally everything

Your turn, chum

they wont as long as you can fuck them, but watch out for your ball

might wanna consider to drop all contact sports

am 18

>Get called the pretty boy of the class
>Chicks always saying how good looking I am
>Always considered the best looking guy in class
>People say I look like a model

But this is a halal woodcarving forum anyway, what would I know.

You still haven't finished puberty, no wonder you're delusional. You're just an average kid to me.

Pros
>7.5 x 5.5 dick
>6'1
>blue eyes
>high metabolism
>intelligent ( read around 200 books a year up until highschool since I was a speed reader )

CONS
>prone to acne
>narrow face
>might possibly bald in my 30s
>so so beard growth
>really bad anger issues
>OCD
>depression ( suicide runs in family )

Overall I'm okay with it.

>Cons:everything

Pretty sure being white is a genetic plus

Up:
>190cm
>white
>Blue eyes
>Above average intellect
>Superb body for cardio. (something from my dad's side. He was placed no 25 in the National championship of Cross country skiing back in his days. This is Norway we're talking about, so it's high standard)

Downs
>Weak jaw
>Big ears
>Brown hair (me want blonde)
>The amount of body hair hints that I might have under average test
>Ectomorph
>Long back/long in general, making me afraid and suck at deadlifts

Wildcard. Kinda down:
>Yellow near iris, making my eyes look green