Just want to ask Veeky Forums this question

Not to sound silly, but what is it like to have a girlfriend ?

your dick gets insanely hard at random moments, probably when she thinks about you, its torture really, especially if she doesn't let you fuck her cause she "has her period"

also you fap more cause you are horny all the time from that dank pussy

it sucks

Bags of sand.

Salty coins and milk.

...Yeah....Don't know about that..

Anyway, it always depends on the girl. The first girl I was with, I felt like I was in love. It was this really warm, kind of floaty physical feeling in my body like I was always in a good mood. Holding her or being in contact with her body was pretty wonderful. I loved going out in public and showing her off because she was so beautiful, intelligent, and eccentric. This was back in middleschool / high school at went on for like five years.

The issue with it was if she went crazy, did something stupid, got upset for no reason, wanted to start an argument, or otherwise was having some kind of emotional breakdown, the opposite was true. There was this deep feeling in the pit of my stomach that the worst possible thing had happened. Nothing would matter. The thing in my life that matters most is in jeopardy of leaving, and it made me feel awful.

Then of course, I grew up.

Having a girlfriend in your late 20s is a whole different ball game. It's most of like a friend that you have sex with and (if you're lucky) get to experience intimacy with.

(part two)

Sex is great, but it's a lot like eating at your favorite restaurant. If you do it everyday or regularly enough, the impetus to do so kind of wares off. After having consistent sex with this girl for like three months, it kind of reached the point where she'd call and I'd be like "I kinda just want to work on this and not fuck Wendy tonight." We were together for a total of 9 months and then I told her to fuck off because she didn't want to get serious.

What's your story, OP? Never had one?

It's not hard to meet girls.

Having the right girl witg big tits and a round ass, career and spirituality is much more satisfying than a threesone with two hot blondes....

This.

you don't have low standards, huh?

Kek

This. This a million times. I thought I was over random boners, nope. I don't care about her period.
>well I care
And I'm horny all the fucking time and she flaunts her ass and tits at me constantly but when I try to go get her, she doesn't want it.

Still have sex 4-5 times a week which is p cash. Overall good experience, go get a gf boys.

Imagine eating the same food for every breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Then, imagine sitting in public with that food and watching all the other amazing looking food pass by and want to try them, but you can't cause you have to keep eating the same food day in and out.

You have to try all the other foods first. So you truly know the grass isn't greener on the other side.

Remember boys, behind every hot chick is some guy who is tires of fucking her.

>Only serious and true response ignored
Welcome to Veeky Forums

This is not your blogg fagget

Ya, that fgt needs to go back to live journal, k?

It's like having an excited puppy that can talk, but is wrong about everything.

>she will make you feel bad for no reason 3+ times a week
>no more free time
>will get pissed that you spend YOUR money on things YOU want
>fucking long hairs everywhere
>no more comfy, cool, big bed. You now have a heater right next to you in your bed
>can't just zone out and play video games or watch some tv or shitpost. She will always want to watch retarded movies or tv shows
>bobby pins
>the sex never gets any better. It slowly gets worse and worse
>her clothes and shoes will be all over your apartment/house
>your bathroom will be a mess
>she will try to get you to stop lifting
>she will try to get you to stop hanging out with your bros
>she will more than likely be a picky eater and it's so fucking annoying
>you're never right about anything

It's not all it's cracked up to be. Get a slam piece instead.

You're exited to get out of bed in the morning

What a shitty relationship, senpai. Grow a pair.

> not letting your gf lift with you
> not letting your gf know that you have friends who you also socialize with
> not sharing the bill 50/50
> not progressing to kinky / rough sex the longer you get to know her
> not playing games with your gf

You're doing it wrong bro

>Having a girlfriend in your late 20s is a whole different ball game

>tfw turning 27 next week.
>kissless virgin if it weren't for the fact that I've hired some prostitutes/escorts
>still virgin in behaviour and mindset
>not even getting wizard powers in 3 years

It sucks. Want to quit with my gf. Grass is alsays greener on the other side

The grass is greener where you water it, jellynuts.

Ill describe from a point of view of having a girlfriend you live with and have been seeing for a while.

>every decision you make isnt just about you
>you gotta make sure shes "cool" with it
>if youre relationship is good, she will give you enough freedom
>on the other side of the coin, you have to decide how much freedom to give her
>if shes going out with friends without you, you gotta limit that shit
>dont be super controlling but let her know its not gonna be a regular thing to have a girls night
>gonna sound like 50's misogynist, but you have to be about 50% asshole to them
>you have to tease them, challenge them, and keep things interesting
>you gotta compromise a lot
>for certain things, its better to be happy than to be right
>that sounds bad but its worth it cause she will do anything else for you
>it sounds like a bad deal, but its really worth it
>last long term gf cooked for me, did my laundry, cleaned, genuinely cared for me, and did little surprises for me
>you cant be too emotional, as in, keep your shit together
>women look to you for stability
>they will have freakouts and you gotta calm them down

Great, because I don't have to work. She lives in my trailer with me, pays the bills, and I fuck her and make dinner.

My girlfriend doesn't even have any friends. We go out together everywhere, unless I'm fucking tranny or something. She doesnt care.

Thats good. my last ex was attached at my hip. Wanted to text me all day if we werent together. We were together for 2 years.

>tfw turning 24 and only had sex because escorts
>still feel like a virgin

At least I could get a couple of kisses and cuddles. Thanks for making feel slightly less bad for a second

Take this with a grain of salt because this chick was a mega histrionic personality disorder.
>You get a qt who you like and want to be your gf.
>Give her all your attention, do surprises, take her out, do things for her and put her before your friends even though everyone says you can do better, deal with it when she says she can't have sex because she had bronchitis three years ago
>Say goodbye to vidya
>Somehow deal with the fact that now that you are taken interest from other women has jumped 1000%
>Finally ask her to be gf, she says let's just be friends with benefits
>Completely crushed, but after a few weeks realize you can still hook up while you look for a new gf
>Now that you are no longer in love you realize she talks nonstop about the most boring shit and you don't give a fuck
>Slowly grow to resent her, treat her worse
>Make her gets you a beer even though you don't even want one, do nothing for her ever, sex is all about you
>For reasons unknown she now is completely in love with you and wants to be your gf
And that's how I learned human pair bonding is not for me.
If I genuinely like and respect a grill she flees.
If I treat them like trash and make them cry they can't get enough of me, but it makes my heart hurt.

This is accurate

this was the hardest thing for me. If you like a girl and try and treat her perfectly, she will abuse you and leave you. If you fuck with them, they will unquestionably love you.

Every girl ive met has just wanted a guy to "fix".

My longest relationship was a year and a half, deployment fucked that over Jody got my girl.
I've been in and out of abusive relationships since I was a teen, usually 6 months tops.

It can be a lot of fun, the first few weeks/months are a blast, you're super interested in eachother, you fuck a lot.
Nothing could go wrong, until it does.

Depends on the girl
Heaven
Hell
Utter excitement
Utter boredom
Sometimes you wish you could freeze time
Sometimes you wish you could freeze her so she stops being bitch
You can't sum it up in a paragraph every woman is the same and at the same time so fucking different

There is the saddest most crushing off truth is this posts

and thats why alcohol was invented.

Ill drink to that brother

>implying I'm still in that relationship.

hell ya. got shitty beer and a bottle of jameson.

It's like warm apple pie.

It's great depending on the girl. The only real problem is that once you get past a certain point (two or three years) it gets boring. Having sex with the same person over and over makes it easy to lose interest. Also, I have yet to date a girl who doesn't get too comfortable and start putting on weight past a certain point (again, two or three years).

Well it's because genetically and historically, women trade her love and her body for your skills and resources. A woman doesn't need soft, nice, and loving from you, instead, she gives those to you and wants strength, security, and command from you.

So it's not so much that you should treat your woman like trash, it's more like you should treat her like your tool. E.g. if you have a lawn mower, you would use it to mow your lawn and otherwise keep it well oiled and maintained during down time, but you sure as hell shouldn't be planning your landscaping business around your lawn mower.

>tfw fell in love with a bitch from tinder after a few dates
>tfw she tells me she doesn't want anything serious and won't stop seeing other guys, tries to convince me into this free love bullshit(cuck in other words).
Kinda unrelated but I had to share this guys, I'm completely destroyed desu. If she wasn't such a slut she would be perfect for me. I was in love [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

>she will make you feel bad for no reason 3+ times a week
'eh less than that. Maybe a couple of times a month when she's on her rag.
>no more free time
I've got too much free time. When I get home I just wanna chill with her, but she works 3 hours later than I do.
>will get pissed that you spend YOUR money on things YOU want
Hasn't really happened. Only got pissed when I told her I couldn't go on a trip to France with her due to low funds and then bought a motorcycle a few months later
>fucking long hairs everywhere
Too true. I've pulled so many 3' hairs out of my ass crack, and I sometimes jump because I think her hair clumps are giant spiders running across the floor.
>no more comfy, cool, big bed. You now have a heater right next to you in your bed
Also true. I just turn on the AC or turn on the fan in the bedroom.
>can't just zone out and play video games or watch some tv or shitpost. She will always want to watch retarded movies or tv shows
Not true. My woman isn't an attention whore. Also, we both like the same shows and she enjoys watching me play video games.
>bobby pins
I've seen only a few in the 3 years we've been living together.
>the sex never gets any better. It slowly gets worse and worse
True.
>her clothes and shoes will be all over your apartment/house.
She's cleaner than I am, but has taken over pretty much all shelf and closet space.
>your bathroom will be a mess
Not because of her. I'm a slob. It drives her nuts.
>she will try to get you to stop lifting
She encourages it and goes to the gym with me sometimes. I make routines for her.
>she will try to get you to stop hanging out with your bros
She likes the bros and they like her. We all hangout together, but she's cool when I just want to be with the bros.
>she will more than likely be a picky eater and it's so fucking annoying
WHAT'S ANNOYING IS SHE EATS MY FUCKING FOOD AFTER I ASK IF SHE WANTED ANYTHING AND SHE SAID NO! FUCK!
>you're never right about anything