Is this true? The average American male looks this roided up...

>5'9"
>5" dick
>only 180 bench
>17" bicep
>3 hour workout
>13min mile

Arms only Manlets, the statistical mean

or you could do an exercise worth doing rather than thousands of situps

>The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds

Lol wtf, this can't be right. I can easily go for 2 minutes.

waiting for the dank bantz

This looks like a made up article to fill some space in a magazine.

What was the sample size and methodology?

And only one stat is cited ... penis size!

>1 pull up
How the fuck? If you can do 30 pushups, you should be able to squeeze out at least 4

Who documents this shit?

>5" dick
Really? That means there are fuckload of guys under that number too? I always thought my 6.5 was about normal? I'm in no way big

I find it somewhat autistic of them to still use a professional fitness model as opposed to the average body type (which is the skinnyfat before pic to the left here).

You watch too much porn if i'm honest family.

I'm ove average in terms of height, waist, bodyfat, and cock size. Feels good.

>15.25" biceps
>13" forearms
>Can do at least 5 pull ups

At least I'm above average in some things

Pullups don't really count if you're under 6ft, manlet

i've watched some 'home filmed' and amateur porn and honestly every time, the guys dick look tiny af. i'm talkin 4" or some, and thin too
>tfw 6.5"

fells good mang

Do chin ups count? 5'8 master race here

>average bench 1RM is 180
God damn it I'm stuck at 145.
At least I can do 5 pull-ups and am 6 foot.

I'm 7" length x 6" girth and I've been called massive by a few different girls. I always thought I was average too... Imagine having a dick smaller than 6", life must be hard

lol wtf 100 situps? Just do 10 hanging leg raises and you'll have better results

bruh...those lats
>M. BISON

Eat more

the pic is highly inaccurate, I'm 5 foot 8 with 14 inch arms and they look tiny also a 6 inch difference between waist and chest won't make you have that v torso.

>bf at 17.5%
>arms vascular as fuck
>no belly

I really doubt the average bench press is 180lbs. Maybe for 1 rep with half rom, but even 1x5 with good form seems unlikely.

> I'm 19
> Weight around 150?
> Graduated past year weighing less than 100
> current picture after a year of lifting and no cardio! I was a sprinter and did XC
> Bench 225
> Squat 325
> inb4 small calves ): I know

Jesus, these stats are depressing.
>I'm way above these averages
>still feel DYEL
>body dysmorphia is a cruel mistress

>average body fat 17.6%
>average number of pull-ups 1

btw if you can't do at least 10 pull-ups you are WEAK

5'6 chubby but 7 inch penis. Life could be worse I guess

>Only one year to get into the best shape of my life

H-hold me

>never have anyone hold your feet down
Okay, i agree. Improve your concentration and use a light weight to simulate someone holding down your feet.

>bounce off the ground
Why the fuck would you do this unless you're trying to pass a fitness exam. If you actually care about developing muscles do whole sit ups and be in control of your core muscles during the entire motion.

You can do it, man. Start tomorrow - do your best every day. Start small, keep it up, in a few months you'll be rolling - in a year you'll be at the top of one mountain looking toward another.

1 pull up but can bench 180?
i could easily do 10+ by the time i hit 180 bench

So what the fuck is the point of getting Veeky Forums if it doesn't matter after 23?

>The average sex session lasts 3-10 minutes
Holy shit you guys, get it together.

I wish I was that short. I literally can go for like hours and end up getting tired without ever cumming. I can fucking jerk myself off and be done in 5 minutes but during sex I just get blue-balls and never finish. Girls usually get sore towards the end and I run out of energy.

Still have never cum with a girl.

maybe you are gay kek

>12 minute mile

I'm a god damn super hero then.

this, just fap before you mongols.

possible, though I don't really like gays unless they are super twinky or effeminate. Hair and beards turn me off. Seeing a dangly-ass penis has never really gotten me going either.

This only applies to those who were active in high school and college and became sedentary the second they landed a desk job but didn't stop eating a 5000 calorie diet.

I look much better now than I did at 23 and feel much better too. You'll make it.

Tried different angles? I can go for an hour too but if I lean back in doggystyle, pull her hips back with me and thrust with a bit of an upward motion I cum fast and heavy.

Or maybe you just fapped too much and conditioned your body to only orgasm to masturbation so it doesn't know what sex is.

what is with the average male orgasm lasting six seconds. Mine lasts maybe 2 seconds.
Also no chance the average male in their 20s can bench 180 maybe 135 1rm at the most

>Tried different angles?
Would love to, but I'm approaching towards a year since I was with a girl. Being in a new town without college friends doesn't let me meet a whole bunch of peeps.

>Or maybe you just fapped too much and conditioned your body to only orgasm to masturbation
very possible.

How is that I fapped a shitton during my teenage years to a fuckton of weird porn and I come ultra fast during sex? Fapping literally did nothing to expand the time, it shortened it.

no clue.

How much do you weigh?

Why work outs are better than sex
>easier to get, all you need is a gym membership
>Easier to get started
>Costs less
>Healthier
>More long term satisfaction from improvement
Plus you can share your workout with friends without feeling sad AND you dont get sad when your workout eventually fucks other guys
wait...things got muddied

about 70kg/155lbs

Is that fucking Vincent Lecavalier?

>the average male orgasm lasts six seconds

This is so fucking unfair. Women can multiple longer and multiple times and men only once and for 6 fucking sleazy seconds.

>average 20 yr old can bench 180

lol quarter reps don't count, more like 120

10 pullups at 90kg is very different to 10 at 70kg, but you knew that already since you were just baiting

You either have poor reading comprehension or have been brushing up on kamasutra

A 120lb skinny bitch would probably have to be able to press about 80lbs to do pushups (something about 70% of bodyweight if I remember correctly) while theyd have to be capable of pulling up the full 120lbs. Also many people have done pushups as a kid, less for pullups

I've seen beginners having a hard time with lifting the bar only.
Even 120 is bullshit.

I can do 40 pushups but I can at most do 2-3 pull ups.

Did you death grip?

>inb4 small everything
FTFY

nah across the whole of the population, the average male in their mid 20s has enough strength even without training to be able to put up ~ 50-55kg for a 1RM if they really put their back into it. 80kg is bullshit though

So I want to pose a question in this thread. I'm a guy whose had quite a decent amount of sex in his life (around 500-600 times I guess with various partners). I've always been able to go a very long time.

When I was in a relationship that opened up my sexual horizon the longest I ever had sex was an hour and a half. Since then I've been with a variety of fuckbuddies who I've probably fucked on average longer than that each. Maybe 2 or 3 hours average, but of course not always thrusting.

I'm just wondering if it's really true that the average man goes 3-10 minutes in bed. I've seen it a few times but it just never seems right to me or anything I hear anyone around me say. That seems like a stat you'd only pick up from highschoolers but I went longer than that straight out of the gate. Do the people here think it's accurate?

>12:17 to run a mile
did they tell em to walk? kek

Same friend, I can do 14 pull ups in a set but 40 push-ups is pretty hard for me. I spend more time on my chest too, at least I think I do.

>bench
yeah that bench sounds kinda high for the average untrained male.

>average bench press 1rm: 180
>average arm size: 13 inch
Pick one

If you're not used to having sex on a regular basis and have a decent amount of foreplay a sub one minute bust isn't unlikely

>average american
>still fits on the page
I don't believe you

3 hours of exercise per week.
Aaahahahaha.

>bench press uses more than just arms
Who would've thought?

> how to cheat yourself and make no gains 101

it's like your lats and your abs were together in the womb and then your lats sucked all of the nutrients out of your abs and now you're here

>874 dollars on supplements
holy fuck that's a lot of money.

>anons in here talking about the most pleb exercises like push ups and crunches
Holy shit guys give my sides a break. You weren't supposed to do those after you did your high school fitness tests.

You're right bro I can bench 365 but have small bis

>5.08 inches average penis size

lol

maybe in china

>fitness magazines

What if you're 5'11.75"?

what the fuck i can do at least 5 pull ups and i am a 50kg skinny manlet

my dick is 19cm and is proportionaly thick, not big on my frame (wide hips and big legs) but when girls grab it they get shocked

12 minute mile
HOLY FUCK
1 Pull-up
WOAH
180 Bench 1 rep-max
I feel amazing right now.

>I can pull up my own bodyweight, and I don't weigh anything

Surprising, I know.

I don't know why they chose an above average guy for that picture, people are retarded enough to believe those stats are for him

I can never last during doggy style either. Girl on top is really the goat position. Can last forever, and is really easy to dominate the girl.

Average untrained bench is probably closer to 100lbs. I started out at probably 75lbs but know I can just about pull off a 2pl8.

>le pushups are baby exercise meme
You don't grow out of an exercise, moron. you just up your reps/sets, and switch your grip

this is of men who consider themselves "fit"

mfw I am completely above average in every regard

>6 hours a week exercise
>13 Pullups
>7 minute mile
>5'11"
>40.5" chest
>11%bf
>15" biceps
>29" waist
>7" penis

Is that average penis size for erect or flaccid? Because that's the difference between me being impressive or committing sudoku.

>6'5"
>48" chest uninhaled (lol)
>10-12% bodyfat
>16" arms
>7.75" dong
>5:00 mile
>18 pullups
>6hrs exercise
>Resting heart rate 61BPM
>Average sex session about 40 min

I mean, I knew I was better than everyone, but if this is the average, jeez louise papa cheese.

The average american male (hell, person in genera) looks less and less human with every passing year. We are turning into a nation of obese trolls.

lol same everyone thats seen my dick thinks its huge but i feel like its not even that big

>6'5