SKELETOR HATE THREAD

a tbsp of peanut butter has 100 calories

the only people who complain about bulking are doing something stupid like eating only chicken breast and broccoli like what the fuck there are so many calorie dense foods that are you can eat incredibly quick

I had bad parents that made me fat too, but after 11-12 you have no excuse. I knew I was fat and carried on eating fast food and chocolate all the time. Be honest with yourself. When you were 13 and started liking girls you knew you were fat, you hated that you were fat and you did nothing about it. You are as much to blame as your shit parents.

kill yourself

Getting the body you want is a marathon not a race, why not up your calories again (while leaving yourself an ok deficit amount) and instead of racing for the perfect body in 3 months or however it is you want, get that body in a year whilst building a nice base and having energy to perform in the gym? the last thing you want is to lose weight too fast and have lose hanging skin. that will open up an entire new can of worms for you.

>what are impulses
Stop having sex or breathing then
I swear to god, the same retarded bait every time

Auschwitz survivor checking in. I'm gonna have to agree with you, OP. I used to bitch about how hard it is to gain weight but it's really just a matter of fucking willpower. Just stop being a bitch and force feed yourself. Also, it's so much easier to just eat and drink more calories than it is to do endless cardio and obsess about the fat or sugar content of food.

Also, loose skin is something I'm glad I'll never have to worry about.

I don't understand anymore.
Do I eat a cookie or do I not eat a cookie?

Deal with it you fatfuck, a jews daily ration in nazi Germany was like 200 calories a day

I'm not fat any more you fucking idiot, I took responsibility and lost 120 pounds without bitching about it like the faggot OP.

How old are you? I get the whole parenting thing. I can't say I had shitty parents as they were pretty based but my mother was Italian and did her damned best to fatten me up early. Luckily I had a major growth spurt in high school and jumped from around 5'6 to 6'2. With that said I ate huge amounts of delicious homemade Italian cookies, deserts, and pastas as a child. I was always a little chubby but I was active. In highschool I skated everyday and this helped me stay reasonable fit. What I'm getting at user is that past age 10 you really can't blame your parents for making you fat; at that age I was always active, sure I played wow in highschool but but being a piggy is your own damned fault after a certain age.

>expecting a 12 year old to stop an addiction that's actively being enforced by their parents

the reasonable age to stop being a fat fuck is 16/17 when you can start working so you can buy your own food

Fuck you for being fat in the first place

>fry literally everything
>top literally everything with cheese
>drink whole milk with all your meals

How hard is this?

I used to be one of those 120lbs skeletons and i would say how i can eat whatever i want and not put on any weight.
In reality i ate a packet of biscuits during the day and had dinner at night.
Now i weigh 230lbs and eat 7 or 8 times a day.

Because greasy slimey smelly fried food makes me puke

cheese is also gross

>cheese is also gross
Kys

hes not having a hard time bulking, hes crying about being fat and having to cut on 1700

>being this mad that someone else has been skinny for so long their metabolism is comparable to crack cocaine
You only have to cut as much as you do because you spent years being fat.

hey there, fatty fatty fat-fat, fatty fatty fat-fat

I hear you man.

A single meal is easily 3000 calories, yet i see these fucking skeletal fags crying about reaching 3k a day.

Currently cutting at 1.5k, lost 40lb so far and damn close to my goal weight. Still don't know how the fuck these people complaining about trying to get big can struggle with such things.

One meal at KFC, and you're fucking good for the day. GG, have fun. Where as i can't fucking eat all day so i can lose a bit of weight.

shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit

Sucks to suck fatty

>tfw all it took to get ottermode was lofting and eating a bit more

>A single meal is easily 3000 calories
Wait, what? Please describe this single meal.

Even eating the greasiest, sugariest stuff imaginable, you have to stuff your fucking face to get 3k in one sitting.

Go cry about thin privilege in your tumblr safe space you literal human blimp.

I know this feeling

>be 6'4
>can't eat more than 2400 calories per day or become fat
>have ravenous appetite
>like literally 2 medium pizzas in 10 minutes ravenous
>like 4 triple big macs ravenous
>all my bros complaining about having to eat a ton to gain weight

It's just fucking bullshit. I'm bigger and stronger than all of them though, so whatever.

Not him, but I remember the cheese fries from outback steakhouse are 3k. There used to be a picture that got posted here a lot for some milkshake that was like 2800.

i agree OP, it sucks, but desu, its tough to do 3k a day when you aren't dirty bulking

i could eat 5k a day if i was eating sugary, processed stuff

>equating consuming your weight in corn syrup and butter every day to a basic survival instinct

I seriously hope you're memeing

You made the decisions that led you to your situation and you say it isn't fair that you're a big fatty with loose tatas?

Mentality of the rotund.

>spending more money on more food is easier than spending less money

>addiction
wew lad

There's a huge difference between 3k calories that meet your macros and 3k calories from a fucking milkshake you fucking retarded cunt.

Pour in some scoops.

Powdered oats are also like half the price of normal oats and can be mixed with cold drinks for easy calories

The only real difference I have between cutting and bulking is the number of shakes I have and what I put them

my only pleasure in life is eating.

>my only pleasure in life is eating.
Iktfb

only thing that stops me from constantly bingeing is the fear of becoming fat again, if i could easily make myself throwup i'd likely be bulimic.

I can easily make myself throw up, I actually started doing it for about a month a few year back. Once I realized what I was doing I cut that shit right out. I do IF now simply so I can stuff my face once a day without getting fat.

what happens if you keep doing it. besides risk of fucking up teeth

>Stop having sex
>implying half of Veeky Forums even started in the 1st place

it's pretty bad man. healthline.com/health/bulimia/effects-on-body

Both food and sex are tied to survival, both are enjoyable to overdo. I fail to see your point.
Stop craving it then.

feels good not being a fat fuck

ate little Caesar's and mcd's today

still at 8% bf

you jelly?

>not doing something is easier than doing something
Is quitting heroin easier than going out to buy a bag of hot Cheetos?

You won't make any gains with a broken metabolism like that

>broken metabolism

it's called self-control dude

its hard for me to eat 3500cal/day and i lose weight like a plastic army man encased in a stick of butter like one of those half ones and then you put it in the microwave and nuke it.

>Stop craving it then
>Implying that craving a pizza is the same as eating it

>see myself gaining weight
>come on here and see people saying you need to count your calories
>go ask mom how she measures everything
>"lol i just go by sight"
>start looking to see how many calories are in everything
>mfw she's been giving me 4 servings of everything
>mfw she gets pissed whenever i tell her she's feeding me too much
She still think I'm a growing boy that needs as much as he can get when I'm 20. I just got into the overweight range for my height because of this slut.

I agree. It's the parents' money and house, you really don't have too much of a say.

Don't worry about how much you can lift. Worry about how long/fast you can run/bike/swim/whatever. It's going to be annoying to run a marathon if you know you're going to have to eat it all back on a bulk.
Go eat vegetables until you're stuffed and then you can eat a little bit of something you sorta like. Plan out your meals, count calories, with lots of spinach and broccoli.
And think about how good you'll look in clothes. Think about how you'll finally be able to blend in with the crowd.

>exfats get siqq calves with almost zero effort
>skeleton homosexuals cry about how calves are just genetics
It all evens out bros

It's not fair? Man it's not their fault that they didn't gorge themselves with food like your fatass did. I used to be in their place and it's your fault for being a fat fuck. If they ate as much food as you did they'd be fat also.

Life is unfair. There will always be somebody that has it better than you. A man is not made by where he comes from, but by where he is going. Stop worrying about other people and focus all that energy on making your own life better.

Why are you making up shit again shekelsberg?

>skinny to fit
>bulk up
>cut

>skinnyfat to fit
>cut
>bulk up
>cut

>fat to fit
>cut

By blaming others you give up your power to change. Responsibilty is the great liberator. You are responsible for your intake of calories. Don't blame someone else.

Thts what you get for being a fattie

>it COSTS MONEY to NOT EAT
lmao my dude

fat people have no muscle mass though, they're disgusting and weak, worst of both worlds.

become gay, bulk first and become a bear

Fucking /thread. Fucking fat ppl complaining that they can't lay off the cake, die already.

literally stop putting food in your mouth. i don't fucking understand how hard that is.

how do you quit smoking? you don't put another cig in your mouth. yeah you want to and your mind starts telling you reasons you should, but you made this decision

fat fuck stop eating

I started off at 6'2 and 130 pounds. You that read right.

Buying into fat logic is stupid, but there are undeniable physiological and genetic differences in human metabolism.

Now, granted, its only like 10%, but still. After studying thermodynamics, I knew that i wasn't a special snowflake and that if I entered more calories into the system than was used, it would be stored as mass.

The problem was:

I had a small stomach. Do you know how hard it is to eat 3 full meals on such a tiny stomach?

First, I started off with a mass gainer protein shake, using water, plus two scoops (+500cal)

That wasn't working fast enough, so I started mixing whole milk in with the scoops (+900cal)

That STILL only gave me about 1-2 pounds per month, so i said fuck this shit, and made a shake I call the freight train

Freight Train ingredients
-2 scoops mass gainer (500cal)
-1 banana, yellow (90cal)
-Almonds, crushed, activated (150cal)
-16 oz cheap vanilla ice cream, (900cal)

Now, drinking a Freight Train is not easy. It generally took me several hours after my last meal to get it down. It was like drinking concrete mix.

Now, whys it called the Freight Train you may ask? Well, because when you put your stomach through such a high caloric trauma, it tends to buck back against you.

Te Freight Train is so aptly named because thats what It feels like exiting your ass.

Those porn stars that jam bowling pins in their ass are professionals at getting stuff in there. When it came to pushing it out, I was an artist. Proxy Paige couldn't hold my fucking paintbrush.
So next time you think thin people had it easy, please feel free to go fuck yourself and the scooter you rolled in on.

the thing is that cutting as a fat person takes so long that noob gains will actually carry you a lot and make you look respectable once you've finished cutting, as long as you lift while you do it.

people who go from 250-300 pounds to 180 while lifting the whole time usually manage to look pretty good

Currently bulking rn, I have to admit it's waaaay fucking easier than cutting. The only hard part about it is just finding 4000 calories to simply consume lmao, eating is easy

This is the gayest thing I read on Veeky Forums all month.

Time to go to bed perhaps.

hahaha, the thing is, we skeletons haven't been eating like pigs all our life.

stay mad fatty if you actually have to cut 100lbs you don't deserve to make it

I've been gaining weight as a recovering Skelly. I don't really feel pleasure from food, and I have the pretty beast metabolism. I'm sure I would have gained weight if I liked eating, but I would hardly eat as a kid. Being a little hippie helped because I ate pretty healthy. I feel bad for fatties that want to change.

Now all I need is to gain 10-15 lbs of muscle and I'll look good. Most of my extra calories are in shakes so it's been alright. Feels good.

/thread

yes it is.

I mean that's understandable, they had to feed 66 gorillion of them

I VOMITED TWICE IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS

I'm caught in a vicious cycle. For a few days I got lazy and procrastinated and only ate 500 cals in the morning when I was supposed to eat 1200, so then that night I would have to eat 2000 calories in one siting. So the next morning I would wake up, drink my coffee (appetite suppressant) and have no appetite and eat only 500 or 600cals

It's 3 in the fucking morning and I still haven't finished my eating yet, I can only eat so fast or I'll vomit all my calories out. I'll only get 7 hours sleep and I have a hard labor job, fucking shoot me now

I am in the exact same position. But this is a terrible way to try and make your point.
You sounds like THE biggest bitch.

You are such a fucking faggot. I'm also 20 and have a mother that gets pissed every time I comment on her food. Know what my solution is? I don't fucking eat her food anymore and just cook my own. Stop being a faggot and make your own food if your mom is so bad at it.

>I HAVE TO FUCKING EAT A STUPID 1700 CALORIES EVERY FUCKING DAY
what are your current stats bro

i'm eating 1800/day and training 5-6 days a week and I think that might still not be cutting enough, considering going down to 1400-1500 till I get some real results

> not eating more difficult than not eating
> not doing something more difficult than doing something

this is what fatties actually believe.

>Bulking at 2700 atm
>Bulkan
>2700

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

git gud, scrub

>Implying life lets you stop doing things

Just give up now, you don't deserve to make it

i used to be fat then i lost alot of weight, but now im a hard gainer, i guess i was just an extreme fatass before

i get to eat a shit ton of food to bulk and not get fat anymore lole

>I had a small stomach
this sounds like nonsense, can stomachs really vary in size that much?

Oh fuck off you wanker.

This

>die at 35 from clogged arteries

Why do you think people need to have them stapled just to feel full with a normal portion? Stomachs can stretch.

Kek. You're a fucking retard and I doubt you even lift. The only people who think cutting is easier than bulking are skeletons with shit stats and garbage physiques.

A marathon is a race you stupid fuck.

>1700 calories + exercise
What are you 5'2?

don't /thread this. I can almost feel the self-hate induced motivation.

C'mon hit me some more. I lost 2 kgs last weekend, how do you fatties feel about that?

I can get 2000 calories from clean foods like it's nothing,getting another 1000 or so from junk food like hotdogs,burgers pizza is a joke.Skellies are weak minded faggots.

Skinnyfag here

Social anxiety makes me burn 1000 calories a day
Add in paranoia and overthinking and thats probably an extra 500
Dont forget mild lactose intollerant, so bulking on milk sends metabolism on overdrive
Oh yeah, foods with flour or peanuts dont digest well, so those just go right through me

3000+ cals needed every day for me to gain something from this narrow 6' frame

I love fatties because they dont feel like puking after 1500 cals a day.