Tfw don't have Stacey genetics

At least you can go out and fuck a 7/10 whenever you want.

obv i.imgur.com/ws7vR.png

Does anyone remember those stop motion segments in the Amanda Show? Because that's what she looks like

cmon dude

>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW pretending to be girls
>and i'll still die alone
fuck you Veeky Forums

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>lifting for boys

AS IF

>TFW when youre ugly but at least you aren't this girl

This is bait, but I would still smash cause muh lactation fetish

wood

she wouldn't look as bad if she'd do something different with her hair
foreveralone/10 would bang

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>she wouldn't look as bad if she'd do something different with her hair

Nothing is fixing that hair

That alcohol syndrome

This is pretty sad tb.h fa.m

there is a difference between looking less bad and looking good

Andrea is such an inspiration to me. Handling twins with the life she has is ridiculous.

i'd date her. at least she's self aware, unlike 95% of chicks. and i'm not even [that] ugly.

Wasn't it found that they weren't even a woman and are married?

IT'S LATE AT NIGHT AND MY ROOMMATES ARE ASLEEP AND THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING SCARES ME

DELETE THIS.

Well this just ruined my day

tfw I'd pity date her but I don't fulfil her one criteria

Post face.

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>people seriously think this is a woman

My face when I see u hrtn.

But seriously, you're a grill - you have sex on easy mode.

Eat shit, dumbass.

>I'd play with her emotions so that when she wants to get serious I'd have to turn her down because I'm not genuine which would absolutely break her heart and depress her even further
leave it to a woman to be so selfish that her own need of feeling like a savior comes before the emotional well-being of someone else

This photo is super old.

Nice b8.

desu senpai

kek newfag

This looks like David Walliams in a wig...

Meh the whole replacement of T.B.H and F.A.M

Was pretty new.

>Looks like this and someone will still knock her up and support her and her child
Reminder that being female is easy mode.

>tfw became fat as heck and will never know what your body was supposed to look like
I especially wonder what normal people feel like since my skin has had horrible stretch marks all over from eight or nine years old.

I know this feel. I know it all too well.

Should i?

Coming from a dude that also doesn't have chad genetics, honestly you can get a guy as long as you're fit-ish.

I get women, not stacys, but they're decent looking. Just gotta lower your standards to your own level

Since sex is easy to aquire for a female, they dont value it. Its only when they become unfuckable do they realize the value of a good dicking.
She doeant want to be fuck by a guy, she wants to be fucked by THAT guy.
So if u want her to chase you, be THAT guy.

you know what, fuck it i'd date her

So would i tbqh. Her situation and state of mind make her unique, interesting. I would want to see how she handles every situation including being knocked up.

Make sure you bring some acorns or something for her to chew on if you do.

she killed herself

Yeah, I'm gonna need a source on that.

No! :'(

> tfw fit girl
> tfw fit guy doesn't want to be your bf

Why doesn't he like me? We have the same type of humor and political standings and moral values, and I'm cute and he's hot, and we're both fit, and we both want the same out of the relationship

;_; hold me

I'll hold you femanon

you are not high test

It was probably for the best tbqcgh

*weeps in your arms*

all I want is a hot, tall, fit bf who has that internet subculture humor and is a little nerdy but is mostly a normie. Also, can't be a nigger or Indian or Muslim. Dating is so hard.

oh y god wht the fcuk this isnt real no way

Because you assume just because you are attractive that he should want you.
News flash, doesnt work that way.
You sound entitled as fuck.

>tall

>tfw below average appearance
>tfw 5'7
>tfw will never be a normie again
A-at least I'm white

So a tall white Chad who browses forchins and doesnt have assburgers
Good luck

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>tfw 6'3 puerto rican
>tfw chad under fat suit
How to cut faster?

;_; it's true, I am entitled ...

if it makes you feel better, I consider 5'10" tall

:(

YES exactly

errr also no Latinos sorry
also no fatties

anyway, like I said, dating is hard

Long ways monkey

:^)

Yeah but im also 5'7 how tall are you

You must be one ugly, obese bitch

I'm 5'2", but height only matters for men, not women

this.

you do PELVIC FLOOR exercises

while STACEY watches NETFLIX

Looks like a Dr. Seuss character

Do u live in socal

here
6'0" 173lb 20 yo white male

You're perfect ^_^

Age? Location?

>Also, can't be a nigger or Indian or Muslim
I would love to see this on a dating profile desu, made me lol

>tfw 5'7

I-is your name Annie..?

I mean like, you're perfect in the abstract sense. I wouldn't actually date on a guy straight off of Veeky Forums. Also, you're a bit young, I'm out of college. For that matter, you could ask out any girl on college campus, there's no need to go on the internet to find dates

Damn. The semester is over. I'll go ahead and take your advice and start talking to people around campus more once I've gotten a bit more Veeky Forums over the summer. Thanks for the encouragement!

sounds just like me to be honest

I don't like talking to people on campus doe.

>tfw you made it and you still want that autstic Veeky Forums girl even though you can get stacy

She looks like she'd actually be a good candidate for one of those surgical makeover shows, you 'mericans have heaps of those don't you?

Seriously though, how do you nominate people for those shows?

He's just not that into you, plenty more fish in the sea, it's always darkest before the dawn etc.

>tfw thinking of you hurting bb

>asian logic

This is sad. I hope it's a joke.

my heart aches goddamn is she actually more lonely than me? nobody ever told me that she loves me but holy shit I could date down probably

Why

>super old
>facebook
Hello underageb&

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I really want to be a good person, but fuck this shit. It's actually starting to piss me off that nobody likes me, but here are supposedly attractive women literally crying on the internet about not getting the guy she wants. Why won't anyone want me!?

Fuck this stupid world.

you should get a harem and never actually choose any 1 girl

Im not that guy but i see a flaw in your plan
If you cant get one of something, how would it be easier to get more?

someone probably did, and probably does user

you just need to look around