Who here /buttplugfordeadlifts/?

Who here /buttplugfordeadlifts/?

I'm using a 3" medical grade silicone jewel like pic related. $29.99 online.

No you're not. This meme is garbage, and so are you. Stop shitposting; you're bad at it.

I had to upgrade to a 4", stopped making gains with a 3

>tfw using a chink rubber plug because poverty

I can feel the poison killing my gains. No prolapse tho

this.

who do these summerfags think they are

newfags need to LURK MORE

>wild accusations and shitposting

I'll take pictures once I figure out the delay on the camera

They're for fucking SQUATS you mong

>3"

enjoy your nogainz you skinny fuck

Maybe a lifting plug will make you less butthurt than whatever you've got rammed up your ass right now.

>no girl will ever let you fuck her when having one inside her
Then again, no girl did ever let me fuck her.

Lol jokes on you: your dad's dick is what's rammed up there. Sucker.

No you wont you gay homosexual

>calls others gay
>hangs out in a gym with a bunch of sweaty musclemen and his boypussy gaping wide open

love fucking my gf with a plug in

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This. If I didn't have a plug in my boyhole then any random fag could come up behind me and fuck me until I cum

using a anal beads like pic related because you can adjust plugging diameter on the run so you can variate your lifting exercises

Damn, that's genius. Up until now I've been running to the bathroom when changing exercises to switch buttplug sizes

Never say Veeky Forums doesn't give good advice

alright it has been a while since i legitimately laughed from Veeky Forums

>mfw I never thought of that

this meme has now surpassed tipping gym receptionists in stupidity

>meme

t. Leaky asshole

what's the difference between you and a gym receptionist?

a gym receptionist doesnt have a gaping boy pussy

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>Meme that wasn't funny to begin with wasn't funny to begin with

Quads and everyone gets an anal-loving gf.

using a glass 3.5 inch one, feels nice senpai

Prefer freelifting. Just let the poop come out during the lift. It puts more force on the erector spinae which will increase both your squat and deadlift and once it's out you'll more easily be able to generate the intraabdominal pressure necessary for squats/deadlifts. Natural is always better.

so close senpai

Go glass, nigga.

>see thread
>sigh
>check email
>no janitor acceptance
>sigh
>report and hide
>move on

That's fine in a home gym but it's a bit rude to the guy using the oly platform/squat rack after you

>going for a new deadlift PR at school gym
>have my 4 inch glass butt plug inserted for maximum gains
>get into position
>start my lift
>butt plug shoots through my shorts like a bat out of my ass hole
>hits some Indian kid wearing a Polo doing jumping Jacks in the squat rack right in the face
>briskly skedaddle out of the gym and go home
>heard the kid died the next day

that's the next time I'm wearing a glass plug, silicon or bust from now on bros

Sounds like you just needed a 4.5" desu