>Finally decide to get my mop top shaved
>Find a style that I like
>Give barber printed out picture and tell him to make my hair look like this
>"What the fuck? Are you kidding me?!"
>Turns out the Barber was Jewish
>Tell him to calm down it's just a haircut bro
>Barber gets even more pissed
>Tells me to get the fuck out
>FFS It's been 70+ years since WWII and people are still butt hurt?
Not wanting this to happen again at the next place, what are some other /fit related haircuts?
Just buzz your hair you prancing homosexual
>muh memeyouth hair
Shitty wrong version of the copy pasta, you're supposed to ask for the Hitler youth and then the barber gets mad and kicks you out, there is nothing in that picture that even identifies that soldier as a Nazi.
That's Ralph Fiennes you homosex.
>there is nothing in that picture that even identifies that soldier as a Nazi.
Do you nazi the Totenkopf?
Not even that totenkopf?
You mean besides the SS death skull on his collar
The death's head rocker shows he's in the SS
Don't forget the holocaust goyim
>autists seriously think the barber browses /pol/ all day and will be staring at anything other then the mans hair style
Its a copy pasta faggots this was literally on here 2 days ago but the guy asked for Hitler youth and got the same result.
> things that didn't happen
>I'm not well versed in history
>"y-you're all autists! This was posted before lol do u even live on Veeky Forums"
Any moron would look at that picture and guess it was a Nazi. Don't get mad cause you're a retard
You could be correct, my black girlfriend cut my hair in this style after I showed her the exact same picture and she didnt seem bothered.
Then again, perhaps shes as historically fucking illiterate as you are.
>Holocaust
Lies created by the Jews to profit on war bonds.
>not leaving your hair long as fuck
enjoy being a cuck
I always like to have something to grab when I'm fucking a boy in the ass
You expect your negro dog to know history? I show this picture to my Barber every time and say, "The Hitler Youth," and get no shit about it and I'm German.
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>tfw your grandpa left you a Hitler youth knife he brought back from France
>tfw you don't know if the blade is covered in rust or dried blood
I never knew the guy but l like to think he murdered a 13 year old Nazi fuck and used his own knife to do it
>making fun of yourself this hard for a laugh
Pathetic cuck.
This
Undercuts are nu-male territory
More like fuccboi territory.
People who get laid: undercuts
People who don't get laid: everyone else
Califag here
E D GEEEEEEEEEEE
>falling for bait
summer time
Back to >>/b/
Don't cry cause you come from a family draft dodging pussies.
Never forget the 6 million! goy
I'm not even kidding OP but I used this exact same picture of Ralph Fiennes to get my hair cut on Monday. Stylist was a friend though so she didn't mind the Nazi jokes.
I believe the alternative term is "undercut", with varying lengths of the buzz and top. I got mine bretty short because I sweat like a mofo in the summer.
Get the fuck out JEW
Take your 6 gorillion with you
>Expecting apes to know anything about history other than MUH SLAVERY AND SEGREGATION
T. baldlet trying to make himself feel better.
Literally no woman has sexual fantasies which include a blad man
/pol/'s impotent rage is hilarious
it's not the jews' fault you have no gf
>there is nothing in that picture that even identifies that soldier as a Nazi.
HE'S WEARING AN SS OFFICERS UNIFORM YOU FUCKING MORON
Just so you know, I lot of American GIs had extremely similar haircuts.
What about Jason Statham?
This pasta is years old.
I have a gf and she hates jews too.
Those who bless israel are cursed
Those who curse israel are blessed
You failed at the pasta, man. Then you absolutely ruined it with that 70+ years line. Get the fuck outta here.
Also, if anybody actually does this, you deserve it for not cropping that picture.
Really don't see why he would be offended by a picture from a jewish film.
Bald clean shaven with a mean Ginger beard.
I make your granma moist
>ask a Jew to give you a Nazi haircut and wonder what's wrong
This is why I come here