I spit club soda all over my floor imagining the scene from 300 play out at a gym with a fit fag and a gunman
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Aiden Garcia
Anthony Lee
I've been known to be as silent and quick as a fucking lizard on ice. Pretty sure with his adrenaline kicking in he won't even hear my padded footsteps gliding towards him. When I do get within range the only question is whether I try and choke the fucker or try and wrestle the gun away. Pretty sure I can ragdoll him if hes as untrained as he looks. I'll prob also try and rip his eyes out and tear off his scrotum if given the chance. Shit will be primal as fuck and FUARK IM GETTING A BONER JUST THINKING ABOUT IT COOMMMEEE ATT MEEEEE FAAAAGGGGOOOTTT*
No homo*
Cameron Moore
>Are you confident enough in your gains to try and stop him?
Have I had creatine?
Jace Parker
Dude, I've been dry as fuck lately.
Mind if you let me suck your dick?
N-no homo.
Christian Foster
Holy shit! Do people not know about emergency exits?
Out the emergency exit I go.
James Hughes
Start crying and farting
Asher Parker
Throw a ten at his his head like a frisbee.
Cooper Reed
>deload one side of a barbell
>CRUSH HIS SKULL WITH MY TWOHANDER WARHAMMER
Jonathan Sullivan
Pull out my CCW and shoot him.
Julian Sanchez
Blaha go home