>be skinny all my life >22 now >"m-must be my metabolism heh..." >find out the metabolism thing is bullshit >you're literally just supposed to eat an assload of food
how do people do it
i eat breakfast lunch and dinner with snacks and that's not enough?
no wonder fat people are fat, you have to actually shove enormous amounts of food into your mouth just to gain weight
I have the same problem, I realized the only way I could gain weight was literally just spending my whole day just eating, nothing else. Of course when you have school and work something like that is impossible.
Lincoln Flores
while (1) eat();
Dylan Lee
just eat, it is not hard
you will get used to it
Jordan Robinson
I like having oats in water for quick preparation of shakes. Also boil eggs with some plantains, I am gaining weight slowly but I am getting somewhere
Samuel Ortiz
>{ >}
I can see you failed programming
Daniel Long
Most languages do not require braces for single statements with if, for, or while
Asher Mitchell
supersize vs superskinny see how your diet of "3 full meals with snacks between" matches up.
Michael Clark
Just drink milk. Whole milk. It seriously works. Convenient, not filling, and full of calories. I gained 10lbs muscle from it
Owen Murphy
"I swear I'm a real programmer" webdeveloper bro detected
Ryan Wright
How much? Do I really have to go mad because that doesn't really work for my budget atm
Alexander Robinson
Pretend I made the CS graduate meme out of your dumb post.
Logan Perry
But the while statement is always true though. You'd be eating all the time with this
Justin Thompson
How tall are you? Most fat people are small, they need less calories, so they become fat.
Isaiah Allen
That pic just gave me a half chub. I really need to learn how to make good black beans and mexican rice
Alexander Ortiz
up your number of meals. Some people even eat 8 meals per day. Or start snacking on high-calorie foods; shakes, nuts (e.g. cashews) etc.
Connor Hernandez
Well to be fair supersized people are almost always lazy and gluttonous. IE; doing nothing and eating everything in sight Nice quads, though
Henry Carter
Are you in some fucking 3rd world country?
Milk is cheap as fuck. If you can't even by mass milk, you have no hope of gaining any mass
Adam Cruz
>>find out the metabolism thing is bullshit
Brayden Carter
What is the calories of an "assload" op?
Easton Martinez
Why are skeletors so retarded? Why do they believe they instantly have to eat three times as much as before? Take it step by step. Increase the sizes of your meals a little at a time.
Jaxon Martinez
>this is so hard I can't do it :~(
Fuck off. I found this out too when I wanted to start lifting at 110lbs but I didn't cry like a little bitch about it.
Whole milks, nuts (pb works too), lots of pasta, lots of butter/olive oil for cooking,... There's a bunch of ways to easily get calories, you can even just get mcdonalds or whatever crap you like and you'll grow as long as you get your calories in.
Of course it's not gonna be easy from eating jack shit to stuffing your face all the time, but you'll get used to it.
As for the "I have no time it's impossible" argument, you're not supposed to sit down and take half an hour for every time you eat. Eat while walking to class, eat on your way home, there's a fuckload of occasions where you can just eat while doing something else.
Juan Harris
Being fat is easy.
>make cup of tea >have 8 biscuits
>go to McDonalds >supersize it
>have sandwich >use 3 slices
>grab large bag Doritos >eat whole bag
John Hernandez
Being skinny is easy
>don't make cup of tea >don't have 8 biscuits
>don't go to McDonalds >don't supersize it
>don't have sandwich >don't use 3 slices
>don't grab large bag Doritos >don't eat whole bag
Hudson Wright
Sounds really boring.
Benjamin Cox
force yourself to eat A LOT for a week, you will see that your body gets used to it and you will have an easier time.
Hudson Myers
>no wonder fat people are fat, you have to actually shove enormous amounts of food into your mouth just to gain weight only if we're talking real food. I can down 2l of MtnDew + 2 chocolate croissants + a bag of chips and a I'm already over my TDEE.
Gabriel Baker
I'm skinny 6ft 145. I actually just got to 145lbs I used to be 140. I started working out and eating more about 2 weeks ago.
I don't understand how fat people do it. Eating is fucking tedious. Making all this food, having to stop whatever I'm doing and put something in my mouth constantly. It's fucking annoying, but I'm sick of looking like a kid. I'm grown and I want to look built.
Ian Howard
Track your food for a week or two. As in, write down the calories if the food you eat. If it's not pre-packaged, weigh it and check online for the nutritional value.
Calculate your TDEE (including exercise) and compare what you eat to what you need.
With 99.99% certainty, you are not eating enough.
William Parker
Just eat foods that are easy and high in calories. Pizza and hamburgers for instance.
Samuel Jenkins
he didn't use semicolon until after eat() so it should work.
Jason Jenkins
Protein shakes are your best friend when you need something calorie dense on the go.
Oliver Bailey
>Eat while walking to class, eat on your way home, there's a fuckload of occasions where you can just eat while doing something else.
this is fucking disgusting what kind of degenerate eats like this fucking sit down on a fucking table and eat you fucking pig
Jose Long
How much do you need to eat?
Colton Diaz
lel, that potato is watching Matty B and haschack sisters my pumps.
proves I'm retarded for watching this shit
John Williams
Braces are optional for 1-line conditional statements. This has been true since K&R C (1970s~) Fucking idiot.
Robert Williams
>you can even just get mcdonalds The trouble with fast food is it also contains a lot of other stuff like preservatives, emulsifiers etc. which are implicated in obesity and other diseases:
Even though adding mass with whole foods is harder it's still obviously worth it in my opinion.
Jordan Campbell
higher testosterone = more appetite you are probably a low test beta if you always bitch about how much food you have to take to gain weight and are not supposed to build muscle anyway
Lincoln Turner
You should be feeling the urge to eat, especially if you're exercising.
I have heard that cardio raises appetite more effectively than anaerobic exercise (like weight-lifting) though, so maybe it's worth adding in some running or skipping rope.
if you do take up running learn technique, though - mark cucuzella is a helpful source I found, he has youtube tutorials showing technique.
Nicholas Anderson
Never understood this, as an ex-obese now fat I can barely eat fucking toast without putting on actual fat yet you guys manage to accidentally stay skinny? wtf senpai
Owen Barnes
>be having trouble gaining weight even after eating a ton >go to the doctor >turns out there's a shitload of tapeworms in my gut
That's what I get for trying my uncle's steak tartare
Owen Reed
I have been feeling hungrier lately. I used to be ok with one portion of meat during a meal, but now I need two.
I've never thought about running technique, but it makes sense. Thanks.