Anyone on Veeky Forums visit asian massage parlors?

Anyone on Veeky Forums visit asian massage parlors?
Feeling kinda sore from todays heavy squats but I also want to bust a nut. What are the chances I can get laid at an amp?

Your chances improve with the amount of money you bring, it's not that fucking complicated.

bumping for interest.

afaik they may offer handjobs or fellatio but no full intercourse

backpages

watch out for sting operations

Trust me, it's not worth the money.

Just foam roll for an hour, and jerk off. Keep the money in your pocket.

it's probably worth op doing it a time or three.

just not every weekend.

i've never been but i'm not really interested in a hooker handjob, are these places actually good for just getting a back massage?

Do you honestly think a little asian lady could massage your massive fucking quads and hams ? you need to find some massive nigga with shoalin monk hands

Id be careful.
I went to an amp a few months ago.
The girl gave me a very thorough massage but fucked up my back.
Didn't feel right when squatting for like a month.
I got to fuck her for $200 total. Tightest pussy I've ever been in; shame I had to use a condom.

You don't go to a backpage asian massage parlor for the massage.

Go to a legit place if you actually want a massage that helps with recovery.

You'd be surprised.

I have experience with this
>brother in law and myself go to Asian massage place after lifting one day
>$40 for am hour, not bad
>go in separate rooms
>30 minutes in she asks me to turn on my back and i'm hard as fuck.
>She keeps bumping her wrist against my balls
She's like 48 Btw
>asks if I'd like "everything massage"
>figure what she's implying
>"oh, just the normal stuff I guess"
>makes a surprised expression and finished my massage
>pay $50. 40+10 tip because I felt great
>brother in law already in waiting room smiling.
>get in truck and he asked if I got a handy.
>"no but I think she was offering one "
>bro in law says he got one like 20 minutes in
He says he didn't ask but she saw his erect penis and asked the same thing
After he came she said that would be $40 and when he opened his wallet he had another 20 and she pointed at it and said "tip!".
I was too scared about getting arrested.

>What are the chances I can get laid at an amp?
Go to rubmaps and find out

Also this was just a regular place. Granted it was next to a liquor store and in the lower middle class area.
My buddy says he looks like those places on backpage and just shows up. He usually just goes with the flow and doesn't ask unless they imply it. 8 outa 10 times he gets a handy

So you hung out with your brother in law while he cheated on your sister?

Kek

Underrated kek

>ugly as fuck so have to pay to get laid
>Go to an asian massage parlor that's known for full service
>Go three times with three different girls and evey single one of them refused to have sex with me because my dick is 8in

Fuck brehs I can't get laid even if I pay. It doesn't help when those Asian girls working there are tiny as fuck (probably 5 feet at most)

No. I'm married to HIS sister.

ayy lmao his sister got cucked

if you actually want to fuck then you should go to a brothel

actually realised it might be illegal after I wrote it but fuck me I'm still writing and may as well post

>find amp on backpages escort section
> says"h and massage pleasure relax"
>Surely this is a handjob place
>go get massage.
>she runs her hands alllll the way up my thighs when I'm on my stomach, her hands touch the area between balls and butt hole many times
>flip on back
>arm bumps dick a few times
>she does a light tickle motion in a slight circle, directly above cock, and on innermost thigh, about as close to balls as possible
>dick gets hard
>she ignores it
>runs hands as close to dick as possible, as often as possible
>does swirly tickle shit a lot more, this time making circles literally in my public hair
>dick hard, I start pushing it toward her hands when they get near, by raising my pelvis slightly toward wherever her hand is, a couple times
>another 20 minutes of this awful tease go by and I remove the towel that was hardly covering my dick
>hard as rock
>she bumps it and does swirly shit more
>she knows I want more, so she motions me to hold out my hand
>I do, and she pours oil in it and points to my dick
>says she doesn't do that, but I can.
So I jerked it while she continued to massage me.
Good massage overall

Jesus Christ I was so unhappy
I literally found this place in an escort section

What a sad story :(

I've been lucky, everyone I've been to I've gotten a hj so far, even when I'm out of town.

You should look that place up on rubmaps and see what other ppls experiences there are.

She probably wanted you to bribe her.

Then again some of the chicks at these places are just like that.

Look into Rubmaps, they have reviews so you can see what kind of service other people are getting at a particular place.