Who is Chad's second in command?

yes that's basically the gist of it, as every crew essentially follows this pattern.
It's just that with the Chad crew, all of them have looks and muscle. Chad is the brains, Brad is barely behind him in that department (as with most things). Thad is extra muscle at the express of lack of brains, and Skad is the wildcard.

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Luke

Jim detected

His name should be Elliot. How else would he get invited?

Develop your hypothesis

Lenny

What do you mean? It's self-explanatory.

Lenny is just the guy who gets beer for Chad and the boys in exchange for gay sex.

This desu, chad is probably that 18 year old blonde QB with godlike jaw and straight aquila nose. can clear 40 in 5 secs flat. Benches 315 for 8-10 about 6'0-6'2, 200 lbs with perfectly sclupted 8 pac abs. fucks a new girl every week

Brad is like 5'10-5'11, decently handsome, curly black hair, probs 190 lbs ish with a respectable 4 pac, wingman for chad on the bar. looks out for his friends when they're drunk, his number on #1 call list on chad's phone. Has a pretty qt gf. Is the dad of the group.

Meanwhile thad is that, 6'4 linebacker on full on bulldozer mode, is a senior but about to turn 20 in a few weeks due to being held back 2 years. No Abs but thicc as a monster truck. Straight up squat 595 for 10. Chad buys him drinks and food in the bar in exchange of beating up people that annoys him. Asks brad for help with homework sometimes instead of asking chad because he never really takes him seriously. No gf.

Skad is that lanky basketball kid who's always wearing a shit eating grin. As tall as thad but weigh a third of him. Doesn't really lift but does bodyweight calisthenics couple times per week. Always has weed somewhere in the pocket of his clothes. Secretly stores crack inside his locker. He's the kind of guy you never put on loudspeaker because you dont know what the fuck will comes out of his mouth. his friends suspect his gf is his cousin

brad has a gf but is willing to cheat

otherwise he's chad's best bro but they often have small arguments

their roles can also be switched if chad finds a qt gf and brad breaks up

FAT FUCKIN LENNY!

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF COOKIE CUTTER PORNO ADDICTS!

What's funny is that chad differs from country to country

In my country he is a chubby suit wearing guy with facial hair that knows everyone and has tons of money

Hello summer.

goal body right there

Lold hard at Thad and Skad

All the girlies want Scott.

Is Chad an american meme?

The Chad equivalent from the poor shithole where i come from is a guy who doesn't study in school, doesn't finish high school and basically does shit-tier jobs (construction) and becomes fat after turning 21.

Chad is a synonym for alpha so if that is considered alpha in your country I don't even want to know what 3rd world shithole you are from

Michigan

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Kekkd

"Just be yourself, bro."

This fucker looks so manly I am always aroused and sad at the same time

Jake

No one named Jake was ever not alpha

>jake
>alpha
Its the most basic name for a male ever, of the 7 jakes I have known well in my life, only one could be considered an alpha. The rest ranged from bro tier manlet to violent weaboo autist.

you live in jewland?

Jake pls go

Holy shit this makes too much fucking sense

>tfw Tom

If you can ever think of a "Tom" who's made pussy wet or struck awe in his masculine presence I'll give you my wife's son

Tom >Cruise

slim shady?

Tom Hiddleston
Thomas Hanks
Thomas the Tank Engine

he basically turned into a chad

Jason
Brad
Lenny
Richard
Jay

i won't really need your son for anything through

Seriously, Tomas Contreras is Carl the cuck's real name, says everything you need to know.

Oh yeah the fifth member

Patrick

He's a volatile Irish drunkard yet he's THICC and Chad unleashes Patrick's violent rage upon his enemies at parties without ever having to get his hands dirty himself

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>Tom
how about tom of finland?

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Chad's #2 is Rachel, his amazonian GF.

Odd fact: My name is Rachel.

>I don't know shit about football: the post

Chads GF is stacey, everyone knows that.

Stacey is Chad's sister.Rachel is Chad's GF.

i know a faggot named lenny
and richard is the gayest shit i ever heard

Tom Brady. The Chaddest

Thad

none of this matters since Chad actually prefers traps

>tfw you could have looked like this or better but instead you wasted your prime shitposting on a vietnamese finger painting forum

CHAD, BRAD and THAD date STACY, TRACY, and LACY, reapectively. They ALL cheat on their gfs, meanwhile YOU jerk off to ladyboys an a Chinese surfing board. Why because they have the FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT to make any girl wet for them just by LOOKING

Chad pls

Left to right:
Chase, Preston and Brock. Sidwell is only tagging along for the day because father needs Sidwell Sr.'s support in the Boosters this session.

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Brad and Chad ntr each other all the time too. They are always trying to fuck the other guys girlfriend but they are too scared to fight the other person when they find out what happened. Brad is scared that Chad will murder him. Chad is scared that Brad will best him and upset the natural order. So the cucking goes ignored and continually happens all the time. If they ever do get really frustrated, they take it out on the woman and tell her to leave, only to get cucked by their superior or second in command a week later with the new girl.

Like you could make a nature documentary based around the minds of people like this. It's pretty fascinating.

Who's the Chad of the pajeets bros?

Eminem aka slim shady

Chad, because Indian girls often date outside of their race if they aren't in India.

Raj

Oddly enough, in my experience bigger and stronger indians are the more beta ones

they all look so gay.

>The Hogwarts rugby team

Anyone smart or wealthy enough to afford a toilet

What do you suppose an Andrew would be?
Asking for a friend.

Tom Selleck slayed bitches.

>ladies are like "dat womb broom"

Tom Brady is the least chad player in the NFL

That weird kid who had fucked up teeth and acne scars. He didn't really fit in with any groups so he signed up for every sport possible to make friends with the athletes. He was never really good at any of the sports. He made friends with the long distance guys amd throwers on track and the linemen on the football team because those guys are pretty easy going. All the other athletes outright ignore the guy though.
He's never had a girlfriend.

Anyone who goes by initials as a first name...

>AJ
>CJ
>DJ
>RJ

>5'6
>chad

nope.

This is a given though. Anyone who inherits a name comes from a family where the Dad or whoever they were named after is clearly the alpha. They are raised to know they are the son of the alpha, or share the blood of an alpha (when it's like a grandpa), and they have much to live up to.
I know this personally because I go by initials as a first name.

Auto alpha since birth mode is the best mode.

>bane icon
What's this?

Lack of perspective imo

Chad of baseball: Umpire C.B. Buckner
Chad of NASCAR: J.J. Yeley
Chad of football: O.J. Simpson

An autist with a rooted phone.

It's all coming together, right Rachel?

Chad? Honey... *flex* or should I say, Chad James, or C.J. for short...

Same here.I have never seen a Chad as described by the memes in my entire 21 years of existence.Sure they are popular and attractive guys but they don't have everything handed to them.

Or Apu.

All this talk about Chad and Brad.

The most alpha -ad is "my wife's son's dad."

>tfw your name is Theodore
It's not very alpha is it

Americans turn it into "Ted" I think

I remember a guy who came close to it

he was really athletic and handsome, had a really hot gf, about 6'2 charismatic

all the girls followed him around, you could see how wet they got desu

He had a lot of trouble with school though and even had to redo one year

pretty chill dude though, made a "pact" we would smoke weedlmao if we both finish school

havent done that yet, got to get in contact again

Thad

pretty good
You should create disney movies

Before they're was Chad , there was...

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It's the name of the manliest man in modern history m8

blog.theclymb.com/out-there/4-true-stories-prove-teddy-roosevelt-toughest-person-ever/

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