Veeky Forums edition

I lift for girls.

My name is Timo.

I don't eat pizza.

Yeah, I use creatine

Obligatory
>I post on Veeky Forums

>I'm a proud feminist

/Thread

>You're a big guy.

I shitpost on Veeky Forums

Hitler did nothing wrong

That's an insta wife you fag

Damn first post is the best post

Nice beard
>no homo

>No scoops today, thanks.

I have ___ tattoos

>only 1 scoop please

First post is always best post.

higher the number on the __, higher the success rate.

I have no tattoos

le samefag :^)

Nig detected

wow first post best post

I voted for trump

underrated

I thought this thread was about shit we say to ruin our first dates, my mistake.

You are indeed correct about insta wife.

jeff pls stay :^)

Oh shit wad up

fuck off nazi scum

>I do half squats.
>I squat high bar
>I'm on Stronglifts
>CrossFit does nothing wrong
>I only eat Paleo
>Is that gluten free?
>Bread is the Devil

>Ex is calling, sorry

>Do I know you?

the holocaust never happened

I cook 'go 'za

>I'm trying to tone
>I don't work out
>I'm not into reading
>I have a tumblr
>I'm currently studying psychology/social work/art/communications/business
>Music is my life!!!!

Here come dat boi

>WOD in the BOX?

>I've had sex before

I voted for trump

Soy votante de Podemos

Do you do anal?

yep that's about the worse thing you can hear

>Sorry to hear you support Bernie, user, maybe that fat blue haired land whale will date you.

I am Chris Enting

>hehehe, this loser thinks socialism works

>it sick, it piss

fpbp

I'm not a virgin.

Do you reach around?

I do sumo deadlifts

>Are you an archaeologist?

Im a power lifter

>tfw when no gf

Pretty much this

Do you even lift?

You're a socialist scumbag or a criminal apologist. Kys

>Penis has weird bumps

>I squat past parallel

I forgot my wallet

That's 5 words. Are you a black guy by ay chance?

You're not funny

Counting is hard, Jerome.

>YouBetterFuckingLift
>DoYouEvenLift

I can't compete with this..

I'll try..

>IonlyBicepCurl
>#ArmDayeveryDay
>BrahYouGoodBrah?
>DudebroLikeWow
>#You'reAsickGrunt
>IloveYouBro

Nigga, who the fuck is Jerome. This Duane.

>the ol' natty lickaroo

a contraction of two words is one word.

Why aren't you vegan.

:^)

Noice

im voting for a guy because three girls in bikinis told me to

cousin fifteen pecs solid

>I Like Memes xD

I'm the supreme gentleman.

Males are more aesthetic

I voted for Trump

but they are

I am a vegan

I go on Veeky Forums

THE ONLY WAY THAT RUINS A DATE IS BY MAKING HER PANTIES SO WET SHE FLOODS THE BAR

L?

carbs videogames porn ex

>I'm a sex offender

I got blackout drunk and passed out naked in the corner of a school playground, some kids found me the next morning.

Now I need to disclose my sex offender status to every partner I have for the rest of my life, or it's jail time

fml

wtf?
you can get that expunged or something cant you? based on those circumstances? thats harsh

removed 9 gag watermark

i dont succ dic

wait

>poorly removed 9gag watermark

how did you get into a school playground in the first place though

no interest thanks bye

>I dislike metal music.

/thread

That's insta Marriage tier